Crushing a Crush
By: Finger Lickin Good
Disclaimer: I've read...not one, not even two, but three fan fics about Riku and Sora being gay with each other... O.o COME ON PEOPLE! LEAVE THE BOYS ALONE! Oh and speaking of which.. you can never have too many bobby pins. )
Chapter two: What to do?
Flash Back:
You know what the problem with dating is? Listening. When you don't listen to your partner they start to get...angry with you.
End of Flashback:
So that summed that thing up... one of the reasons why I stayed out of view of Kairi and Sora was because...I saw how Kairi talks to Sora...and if she talks to me...THAT MUCH...I would die...like right there...in front of her...it would be all...
Kairi: talks nonstop for hours, at the same time, not really getting anywhere
Riku: pretends to listen...hearts stop...falls over and dies..
Just like that...How can one human talk so much? What would the world do without this hot silver headed teen there to amaze and entertain? More thoughts about Kairi later...
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So the next day, it was cold so I borrowed one of Sephy's old jackets...by "old" I meant three days old and by "borrow" I meant grabbed it off of his 'to wear today' pile and ran out the door... it was fun...
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I saw Sora and Kairi walking together by the building...awe what a cute couple...maybe Kairi should think about getting with him and leave me alone... anyways... so, yes I did it, I hid. Why, you might ask; because as soon as I hear another question from Kairi about things I've already told her, I will see to it that she doesn't wake up in the morning...or fall asleep tonight...I haven't decided yet...hmm. Well, since I'm hiding I might as well listen to what they're talking about. (As if I don't already know...)
"... and this weekend is the party I've been planning, Do you think that you can convince Riku to come to it?" asked Kairi...
Look at her... so... happy... and... preppie... O.o No way I'll ever go out with her... she's too... well... happy and preppie... what's more to say...? Sora better take my side on this, there's no way I'm going to that stupid party!
"Sure," Sora said betraying me, "I'll ask the next time I see him."
That's it...! I can now do one of two things...
1)become invisible and mock Sora because he can't see me
2)avoid Sora and Kairi all day or until Sora forgets.
...What? Sora isn't an elephant, although he looks similar to one when he's angry with me, he'll forget sooner or later...
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Sora and Kairi: walking down hall together talking about how cool the party is going to be
Riku: hiding behind locker doors, people, walls, and corners trying to stay away from the dreaded question
How is Sora going to forget about the whole ''ask Riku'' thing if they don't stop talking about it!
This is a very frustrating thing happening here...
Hmm... maybe I should just... wait, that's not legal... So now I need some loopholes around this setback...
1) kill Kairi
2) beat Sora until he forgets everything Kairi said to him (not too hard or, like Kairi, he'll forget everything I've ever told him and so begins the torture)
3) tell Sora I have plans
4) Tell Kairi I'm sick
5) pretend I like somebody and insist that they come along also
Well those are me choices...I like one and two...
Wait...What the heck am I worried about...If I get invited, fine .I'll carry out with Project Number 0971: Crushing a Crush
It's like a pattern...Projects 0001-0970 were all against Sora and Kairi...
But I'll keep one and two in mind for more consideration. XD
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"Hey Sora!" Kairi said appearing out of nowhere, "have you seen Riku anywhere?"
"No, not since gym the other day. Is he here?" He asked with a slightly confused face...
Oh, but I am...and I'm watching you right now and you just don't... AH! O.O
"What are you doing back here?" an Oh-so-similar voice said placing their hands on my shoulders.
I slowly turned around, unsure of what was waiting behind me... and sure enough it was...
"KAIRI! DON'T DO THAT!...Why are you here?" I screamed. (What! It scared the crap out of me.)
"Well, I do go to school here and all. Why are you behind these bushes?" she said. Following that was the sheeply laugh she gives when she's nervous. O.o
Oh-to-joy...a double team. I say this because... drum roll please... she got backup from elephant face.
"Riku? Are you hiding from something?" Sora asked. A small smirk shown upon his face. He knew. That...person. : P
"I was...er...resting?" I replied. I sound more like I was asking him if I had his permission to be resting.
"In the bushes?" Kairi added. See what did I say.. double teamed by the crazy pink loving lady and elephant man.
I stood up, bushed the dead leaves and the dirty ground (haha, white stripes song) off Sephy's jacket, put it back on, and started walking away. But before I left the bushes I thought once more...what the heck..
I turned around, grinned, and kicked Sora in the shin. Hah...he had it coming, plotting against me this whole time and not telling me... :'( -tear-
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Ok...so that was out of the way. Sure Sora tried to catch up to me so that he could ask me if I wanted to go to the party, but I just ran off and...Yeah. This is getting stupid...I'll let the squirt ask me if I want to go...and I'll just tell him no...that's right..
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"Sure!" I screamed answering Sora's question.
"Great! It's this weekend at Kairi's house. All you need to do is show up." Sora said grinning, ever-so big.
Wait...party...at Kairi's? CRAP! I forgot that I was suppose to say 'no' and... ah man! I can't go to that party.
But of course I have to now, for I just made a promise to Sora, and thus, If it is broken, he'll get all moody and angry with me.
I don't care or anything...it's just, nobody else is stupid enough to do every little thing I tell them to do.
What to do? What to do? What to do! WHAT TO DO! ARG!
I guess I'll just go and have fun...OR MAYBE that's what they want me to do...hmm.
Well, there you go, the second chapter. I feel very proud that I've gotten this far on my first fan fiction. I think it's turning out rather nice, don't you? Again review after you've read this. I can't wait to hear everyone's input on this fiction. (Yes I can I lied.)