Crushing a Crush
By: Finger Lickin Good
Disclaimer: I own nothing as of now, animals have taken over my room, I never owned the house, and I don't even own the keyboard I'm typing with, I still partly own this fan fiction and Kairi's feelings now belong to me also. -mwa ha ha ha-
Chapter three: The Party... PART ONE!
I swear, in the brief moment in time, I wished that I could rip my ears off, and after swimming in a big pool of noodles... jump on the nearest plane to Japan, become a ninja, take French, and...
To finish that little sentence... write a MEMO TO SELF: get ritalin.
That's better. )
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It was the weekend... just about everyone in our home room was coming to Kairi's party, it was the talk of the week. I guess she's as "popular" as she thinks...or the world is just messed up big time.. Well this party is suppose to have everything...food, drinks, a DJ of some sort. Kairi has a pool in her back yard so my guess is that it'll be like a pool party. Well, her parents are going to be out of town this weekend and approved of her "small get together". -.- minor understatement... ok BIG understatement... but whatever, what they don't know won't hurt them... but what they do know will hurt Kairi... hmm.
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Sora's putting up some last minute decorations in Kairi's livingroom while she's fixing food, and I'm sprawled on the couch in the den. Yes, I'm already there and such, but that was because Sora drug me along... not by force of course... (I'm a poet). So anyway, I'm laying there and all of a sudden, this happened..
Riku: laying on couch with feet propped up on coffee table, humming to self trying to kill the silence of the room
Kairi: jumps out of NOWHERE and flaps down on my stomach, knocking the newly gasped breathe from my mouth, and feet off of table.
Riku: eyes get BIG and starts coughing due to the fact that air exists no longer in my lungs, and glares at Kairi who had placed her head on my lap
Kairi: giggles sheeply and starts to talk...
NO! NOT YET! (haha Riku's phrase must be mentioned)
"Why are you in here all by yourself Riku?" she said, unaware of the mental images, being made in my head, of her death.
"...because...what else is there for me to do? That entertains me, I mean," I answered, now looking at the orange head with a death glare.
"Well, since Sora is in the back finishing up a favor, I'll keep you company," she said. Her face now accompanied by that cheek-to-cheek smile we spoke of earlier. No not the first one.. the one that was about to fall off her face and break into millions of pieces... Yeah that one.
I simply nodded and put my legs back on the table. I didn't want to be rude, and it's hard to make someone that innocent mad at you before she gets what you have in store for her, so I thought that I would wait until the party started to make her keep her distance.
"So... what's new? Since I haven't seen you but once this week I thought that we should catch each other up on what happened in your absence." Kairi said.
See...this is what I was afraid of, I was being nice enough to let me be within her sight and say nothing rude, but after that first remark was finished, I couldn't hear anything because it was so long and LOUD!
"Uh...I... er...was wondering..." Kairi started to ask... No please don't ask me out.. FOR THE LOVE OF GONSHA! DON'T ASK ME OUT!
Sora enters the room... YAY!... he broke the question, now she has to wait until we're alone again, and that's not about to happen anytime soon.
"I finished up in the livingroom," Sora said with a smile of success upon his face, hands behind his head, and eyes closed.
Good thing to, cause Kairi was still on my lap. If he would've opened his eyes before she had gotten up, he would have thought that she and I were... -.-'
" ...so...?" Kairi added lifting her head off of my lap. She was quite irritated that she had been cut off from asking her question.
" Isn't this a good time to call over guests?" Sora asked with a puppy face. Sora thought he was in trouble due to the glare coming from Kairi.
" I guess your right." Kairi's monotone voice has made it's way home. I think she's upset, so I guess I'll break the moment...
" Shouldn't you get that burning food out of the oven?" I said standing to my feet. Yeah, that was the moment killer. I found it funny. Kairi and Sora scrambled to the kitchen.
I stretched and went in the kitchen after them. One, if not both, of them were most likely to get burned, so I didn't want to miss a second of their agony. Evil it may be, but fun also.
By the time I got in the kitchen, the smoke was intense. I covered my face with my shirt and went to see what remained of the chicken. Sora and Kairi were at the sink with the pan completely submerged. I chuckled slightly and walked behind them. Knowing that my presence was unknown, I picked up a cup punch and poured it on Kairi's head, since I was still trying to get back at her for the whole couch thing earlier. She screamed. Painful for Sora, enjoyable for me.
"RIKU!" Kairi screamed again. At this time I knew Sora had a headache because he was standing right next to her.
"...Yes?" I chuckled, followed by my, oh-so irresistible grin. She turned red, literally. My chuckle grew into a loud laughter and she punched me in the side.
" Hey... what was that for?" I said with an innocent-I-have-no-idea-what-you're-talking-about look upon my face.
" You...are...such a ...poop head," she said turning her head and swiping me in the face with her hair. ACK! Hair wacked by Kairi!
Sora coughed trying to make his presence clear and held the food up to me... I was suppose to take it from him and toss it in the trash can behind me... Yeah.. see I didn't catch that. I walked back into the den and got back in my favorite position. Sora tossed a glare my way as I left the room, still offering the prized burned food to me. Kairi left the room also, and wouldn't you know, she can back in the den to pester me some more. This time however she just sat next to me, other than tackle. Sora tossed the food out and entered the den with the phone, tossing it to Kairi. And this was the funny part, she was looking down instead of toward him and it thumped her on the head... Shudder Moment.
"SORA YOU JERK!" she said. Lucky me, she stood up before screaming... so my ears were safe from this demon attack... HUZZAH!
"I'm so so sorry. I thought you saw me." Sora was starting to plead... I think that if they were dating, Kairi would be the boyfriend and Sora the girlfriend.
"Yeah Sora, because I have eyes on the top of my head! You saw me looking down!"
Sora was now Kairi's prey... speaking of prey... prey equals animals... animal planet is a channel on cable T.V... there was a T.V. across the room, and BEHOLD! RIKU HAD THE REMOTE. So.. Yeah you guessed it.. during their heated debate about who's fault it was...
" Shh... be very very quite, I'm hunting wabbits..."
They both stopped... stared... and I couldn't help it... I quoted the show as it was playing...
" Ehh...what's up, doc?" I said while laying down completely, no foot on table.
Childish... yes... funny... very much so... cartoons... I heart.
But before the show was over, they made up and the guests started coming in. FINALLY THE PARTY HATH STARTED!
And wouldn't ya know... I hated 97.8 of the people there... the other 2.2 consisted of Sora, Leon, Yuffie, Cloud, Aerith, and that one chick who has a crush on me... what's her name..Kiama? No wait.. Kiafi? (Mmmm...coffee! If you have a speech impediment.) No wait.. Kiara? No... Kairi! That's it, and Kairi. -.-
So the party has started. People are outside swimming, inside watching T.V. and talking and the rest are doing... things... somewhere... -cough- So I found myself off to the side of the yard staying away from Ansem... He wants me to submit to darkness or something like that... but besides the fact, he scares me sometimes. So while I'm in my little quite place off to the side all by myself, I was thinking about ways to get Kairi off of my back and... Yeah. So I came up with many ways to do so... Well Sephy did it for me because I commanded him to, and BEHOLD! What Riku says is law and therefore, if the law is not done, then the world will fall in to total chaos. So he came up with these...
1) Call Kairi's parents and tell them that something happened to Kairi and that they needed to get back A.S.A.P., thus walking in on the "small get together"
2) Find Kairi's diary and read the most embarrassing thing from it out loud to someone and tell them to pass it.
3) Put up hidden cameras so that every inch of her house can be seen when all put together.
So Sephy had his work cut out for him. Now to pick which to do. Hmm, I don't want her to die (yet) so I'll exclude number one. I don't see what the cameras would do, so I'll try number two. Project Number 0972: Find Kairi's Diary. This plan will take many steps to be completely unnoticed, so I have be quick. Now I'll just ask Kairi were her room is.
"Hey Kairi!" I said while approaching her. Yeah she was blushing again. I should make that a project, make Kairi blush at least 20 times in one day, Oh Yeah.. that sounds like that would interesting.
"Yeah?" said replied while turning away from the previously spoken to person.
"I've never seen your room before, can I take a look?" I asked. I looked innocent, I knew there was no way she could say..
"No. You can't go in there."
-GASP- She interrupted my thought.. that.. pink loving ho!
"Uh..ok?" I said rolling my eyes and walking away. She said no! How could she say no to me!
"Wait Riku!" She's running after me... I guess she changed her mind. Or..something..
"..Huh?" I turned the right way at the right time. The wind picked up and made my hair fly in front of my eyes making me look as if I were a model.. Kodak Moment.
"It's not that you're not allowed in my room, it's just I don't want other people in there. So if you'll just lock the door on your way out it would be most obliged."
"Then I can take a quick peek inside?" I grinned. My plan was being out into motion. It's not her fault that I'm SO irresistible and she couldn't let me act angry with her.
She nodded and I headed upstair with the key to her room swirling on my finger. Ah the power. I felt like if we did get together, that I could have her bringing me anything and everything I wanted, like a trained dog. But that thought has just exited my head since there is NO WAY that's going to happen.
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I reached her bedroom finally, I swirled the key around my finger once more and tossed it up in the air. Catching the key and unlocking the door, I opened the slowing, again savoring the moment of her downfall. As soon as the door got about I----I that far apart I just kicked it open. HUZZAH! I hath entered the room. I turned the light on and.. O.O THE ROOM IS PINK!
At this point, I really don't know what I'm getting to. But I will have chapter four up as soon as it's been checked.