Crushing a Crush
By: Finger Lickin Good
Disclaimer: I own that last chapter... ALL MINE and so far this one is also!
Note: Oh you thought that since the last chapter is called "The Party...PART ONE!" that there was a part two? What there's no such thing as one piece... hmm? But Yeah.. that's what's happening here, there's a part two. So go ahead, bask in the light of your victory. -.-'
Chapter four: The Party... PART TWO (a.k.a. HELL)
Flashback:
I reached her bedroom finally, I swirled the key around my finger once more and tossed it up in the air. Catching the key and unlocking the door, I slowly opened the slowing, again savoring the moment of her downfall. As soon as the door got about I----I that far apart I just kicked it open. HUZZAH! I hath entered the room. I turned the light on and.. O.O THE ROOM IS PINK!
End of Flashback:
I looked around the room some more, it wasn't half bad, if the walls and furniture were blue and silver, it would be the best room ever. Well, she had posters of stars and models covering one wall and a collage looking thing along the wall near her bed. It was creative and odd at the same time. She had pictures of all her friends hanging on her door, and wouldn't ya know, RIKU DOMINATED THE WALL! Wait.. that isn't good. OBSESSION! But then again, all these pictures of me aren't half bad. Hmm, I look good.
But anyway, I locked the door behind me and began to look for her diary. I've never seen her write in a diary before, but she's Kairi, and I know that her girly thoughts had to be placed somewhere because no one would listen to them. So I tore through her room, I looked everywhere for that thing, but it was nowhere to be found. GAH... irritating! So I sat on her bed, looked at the damage done, and looked at the one place that it wasn't... her clothing chest.
NO!
But I have to, if I didn't, she might.. So I walked toward the cest and pulled it open. BEHOLD! I see the corner of the diary under her... certain clothing articles. O.o I have to retrieve that dairy, but in doing so, I have to touch her... undergarments, to put in a nicer manner. I found two pencils and moved as much as possible to the side so that I could reach in a grab it.
HUZZAH!
It has been retrieved! But wait.. this was a year book! Why is there a yearbook in the same place as her underwear! That's so weird. I put the yearbook back in the chest and sat on her bed once more. Then something scratched the back of my leg. I look down to see what it was and I saw a tiny pink book. I didn't want to touch it, I think I would've rather touched her underwear than an object that was pink. But whatever, I grabbed it and turned it over so that I could see the title. On the front it said "A Heart to Heart Dairy" VICTORY! I grabbed the dairy, stuck it in Sephy's, I mean MY coat pocket, and started toward the door. Remembering that there was a mess, I placed the key on the bed and left through the nearest exit...the window. What? I wasn't about to clean her room.
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"Have you seen Riku anywhere? After he went to my room I lost track of him," Kairi asked to Sora kind of confused.
"Isn't that him in the kitchen?" Sora asked.
Yes that was me, but I figured that I shouldn't clean up her room and leave her door unlocked; so if she finds out her diary's missing, it could be anyone. I turned around just in time to see Kairi flying towards me. At that time I wished I had super powers. If I did I would have used laser beams to slow her down then super strength to throw her out the window. BUT I didn't (and still don't). So I stood there grinning, thinking about how great that would be, and all of a sudden, I was pounced on, AGAIN! This time knocking me to the ground.
"Hi again!" Kairi said laying on top of me.
And I was thinking.. Oh no! Get off of me! What if someone walks in here and sees us like this! They'd think they we were trying to... ewe.
But I said.. "Hah, Yeah, and oh the ways we meet." I even had a fake chuckle thrown in that statement. She blushed, I died, and Sora walked in... NO!
"Uh...," Sora said, very much confused and disgusted by the sight, "What are you two doing?"
That pervert! I know what he was thinking, because I was thinking the same thing about what people would've thought if they had walked in and... Yeah.
Naturally Kairi blushed and for some odd reason.. I did also. She rolled off of me, stood up, and left me to explain. -.- Thank you Kairi... -mutters-
I stood up and Sora had his eyebrow raised to his forehead. I was thinking he wanted me to "explain" what we were "doing"
"So...? What were you doing to Kairi?" Sora asked. Then he grinned, and I was pissed. I wasn't about to be nice to Sora after that remark.. Oh no!
"What do you mean what was I doing to Kairi! She jumped on me while I was thinking about... something, and then you walked in! Why would you care anyways! You've been helping her try to get with me!" WHOOPS. I wasn't supposed to mention that part.. saving myself I added, "...haven't you?"
I knew that Sora would lie, so when he shook his head no I thought many things, Yeah I'm safe from that attack! Yay he doesn't know I know. What the crap! He lied to me just now! That little twirp is going to get it... grr
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We got that out of the way, and the party started to pick up. The "DJ" person that was supposed to be there, never really was, she lied to get more people to come. And I was looking forward to a DJ! ' (
Well, Riku was here to satisfy. Yeah, you guessed it, I controlled the tunes, and I had brought my own collection of CDs to the party. I walked to the radio and what played was horrid! One of my CDs was about to cut in, Haha
Like so:
(I've gotta crush on you
I hope you feel the same way I do
I get a rush when I'm with you
oh I gotta crush on you a...
runs over to CD player
trips over chair on the way
gets up does quick hair check
successfully stops the goo
inserts new CD
runs away
let the rock begin!
He calls the mansion not a house but a tomb!
He's always choking from the stench and the fume!
The wedding party all collapsed in the room!
So send my resignations to the bride and the groom...!)
I believe I've made some people mad for cutting off their song, but they'll get over it. I hate them anyway, plus, isn't My Chemical Romance a lot better than Mandy Moore? Wait, I know her name! Who cares...just to prove I didn't care, I turned it up full blast. I've had better ideas. Some guys were chasing after me so I ran to the front yard and everyone started dancing to the new, better music on the radio. I thought something bad was going to happen so I hung out on the small swing set near me. Again, it was childish, but I heart swings.
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An hour or so had passed and almost everyone commented on the fact that I was by myself and acting like a kid. I AM A KID! I'M ONLY 15 FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! Well, right when I thought that everything was winding down and that I was free of Kairi, she made her entrance, but since I was outside, I guess it was an exit. Well anyway, she sat on the swing next to me and started to push herself off the ground. I just kept to myself.
Please be out here to say that someone killed your cat!
"It's so peaceful out here," she stated, breaking the silence.
"Well, not really." I replied. At this time I didn't know what point she was trying to make, but I don't even know why I paid any attention her..
"Why do you say that?" ---------------------- Another question from Kairi, everybody!
"Because the music is still clearly heard from here, maybe someone should turn it off."
At this time I was looking at the ground, as if I were too shy to look away. Me, shy? I was acting as if I were a school boy with a crush and too afraid to look her in the eyes. I know I don't like her as more than a friend. She giggled and pushed herself off the ground once more, this time in a steady pattern making herself swing higher and higher. I knew it was a challenge so I started to do the same. After a few pushes, my "grace" kicked in, and I fell off the swing. She, of course, jumped off of her swing, landing perfectly safe on her feet, and ran toward me. Before she got to me I rolled over on my back and stared up at the sky. Even though everything around me was loud, VERY LOUD, I still found myself mesmerized by it. And then, Kairi started to tear up. Oh no, please don't let be her sad tears, the crystalline water molecules that I hated so. When she saw that I was looking at her in confusion, she started talking again.
"Don't worry," she started, "I just remembered when I was smaller I believed the stars were just full of memories. These are tears of joy, not pain."
"Oh.," I replied, gazing once more at the tiny specks of light. "So, what made you decide to have this party in the first place anyway?"
"I thought that I should make myself a 'star' at that school, and I'd be remembered."
Ok.. well we talk about useless things for a good hour, so I don't think that I'll write everything we say.
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Kairi went back into the house after she heard a breaking sound. It was a vase that her parents got from their trip to France, hopefully they'd find out one day when I'm not here. Since I was outside by myself, I thought, back to Project Number 0973: Read Diary. So that I wouldn't have to lie about whether I read it or not, I'd hand it over to Ansem. That loud mouth psycho, would tell everyone at the party.
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I found Ansem in the middle of the yard, trying to stay hidden in the trees that surrounded it, I placed the book on the table behind him, and called for him. I used my ninja skills so that I wasn't seen... haha not really you wouldn't have noticed me any way. So it went like this..
Riku: tapped on Ansem's shoulder and ran behind trees.
Ansem: turned around slowly, and found the diary on the table
flawless
Of course he picked it up and read it, you would've too. Well my job is done. Ansem works with the school newspaper so if anything is really interesting, then I'll buy a copy. XD What fun
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Kairi's party was getting a bit out of control. People were breaking things, nice things from other countries. Now, for the uninvited guests. There was a knock on the door, and I alone, knew who it would be. I saw them as they were walking up to the house They greeted and complimented me, as does everyone I know, and went in for their kill. If you guessed Kairi's parents, your wrong, it's better than that, way better. I just wanted to see Kairi's face when they found her. Sure, I might have given them a picture and the place she was, but she might get lucky. So I thought that I should help hunt her down.
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"Kairi!" I screamed entering the noise infested house, "Where are you!" I entered to kitchen..
I see that our guests found her... haha.
"...we had a call in on a neighborhood disturbance," one of the officers said to her, handing her a slip of paper.
She nodded showing she understood and pointed them to the door. Of course now the party was over. Everyone was kicked out of the house and yard. Sora and I stayed behind. Kairi started picking up some of the things that were to be thrown out. Sora helped, and I was on the couch again. I was hoping that Ansem quickly spread that dairy thing. I know he told at least one person, because he said something about a kitten and a fish to me before the police showed up. Well, I bet there'll be something interesting in the school newspaper tomorrow, and nobody will know that it was I, RIKU, who planned it all. I just can't wait until tomorrow. So until then, I'll just tell you about the beginning of my life...
If this fan fiction is starting to suck, please tell me. Well, if you know who My Chemical Romance is, then we can be friends, if you know who Mandy Moore is and you like her... -.- shame on you... just kidding. The next chapter will wrap this fan fiction up.
