Same thing we said last time.

Chapter Two

The group split up to go find jobs when they reached the mall. Stringy, the twins, Rumil, Orophin, and Haldir went towards the area where all the cool stuff was. But, twenty feet behind Haldir was a very familiar queen.

Stringy shrieked when she saw the arcade, and Haldir just rolled his eyes. Rumil and Orophin looked towards the pet store, and discussed if the manager would let them breed hamsters and snakes. Elladan and Elrohir stood in awe before a gigantic store. When Haldir inched towards them, he saw that the gigantic store was Frank's Prank Store. Stringy came screaming out of the arcade in a red hat with a red shirt on.

"I got it! I got the job! I had to cover the manager in silly string from head to toe before he let me work, but he finally agreed to let me work. I get free tokens, and all my friends get cards full with money on them for free tokens too!" Stringy shouted while shoving a card at Haldir.

"What job have you gotten?" Stringy asked.

"I didn't. Do you truly expect me, a March warden of Lorthlorien to get one of those stupid jobs?" he asked

"Yes. I think you should get one at Hot Topic. Its right next store to the arcade and you can come in on your break, and get free sodas and stuff from me."

"What ever," Haldir replied. He asked himself if it was really worth it. He shrugged and walked towards Hot Topic. When he stepped inside, he was in awe. They had awesome shirts and bags, and hair products. Haldir began to twitch valiantly when he felt a small hand on his shoulder. It was Christine.

"Haldir, are you o.k?" She asked. She was in her dress that she wore during Daun Juan Triumphant, which was actually quite suitable for the store. Haldir's eyes widened, and he started to sweat. He felt sick in his stomach, and couldn't respond. Christine laughed.

"Haldir, can I help you?" Haldir shook his head. He didn't want to emberess himself, so he slapped his cheek.

"Yes, I was wondering if I could apply for a job here?" he asked.

"Sure. We've been short handed lately. Kel drove most of the staff out when she bought a hundred different things one day."

"Really. Does she stop by here often?"

"Oh yeah, all the time! She and Stringy are our best costumers."

"Oh, great," Haldir murmured.

"There's only one thing. You have to wear all black. Or dress like the Phantom, and you can work."

"Cool," He said. Haldir tried to imagine himself dressed as the Phantom, and slightly twitched. Christine laughed again, and when he walked out, she sighed. She then slapped herself and took out a picture of the Phantom. Why did she always fall for the fops?

Haldir ran towards the pet shop, and found his two younger brothers putting a hamster, a snake, and a nuclear rod in a potato sack. They tied the sack up, and began to laugh evily. They shoved the sack into the broom closet, and nodded their heads in approval. Haldir quietly snuck behind them, and in a quiet voice said, "Lle tela?" His brothers shrieked and lined up before their older sibling. They raised their hands and did an elven salute.

"Today's assignment, soldiers is a transformation mission. You will transform a soldier to look like this," he said, handing a picture of the phantom to Rumil, "for an undercover mission! Understood!" he shouted.

"To who?" Orophin asked.

"Well, to, um, me," Haldir replied. His Two brothers looked at each other in disbelief, and began to laugh. They were literally rolling on the floor, when a young woman and her child walked passed them. "Mommy? Why are those two funny peoples doing that?" her child asked.

"Don't look at the crazy men, Jonnie," she replied. Haldir rolled his eyes, again, and kicked his brothers. But that didn't help. Haldir tried many different tactics, and when an hour went by, he finally realized he had a taze gun. He had always carried it just incase Kel attacked him out of the blue (which she has done). He tazed his brothers, who stood up and rubbed their shoulders.

"Sorry bro, but you just said the funniest thing on earth," Rumil said in between spurs of laughing. But when he saw his brother's angry expression, he whispered to Orophin, "Dude he's looking at us, keep cool." Both of them began to whistle innocently. Haldir was practically steaming, when he pulled out the taze gun again. He trapped them in the corner, and they both were whipering like puppies.

"YOU WILL GIVE ME THIS MAKE OVER, OR YOU WILL BE FRIED TO THE BONE!" Haldir shouted. His brothers saluted and Haldir backed away.

"But, dude, why do you want at make over?" Orophin asked.

"I got a job at Hot Topic, and I have to get this done," Haldir replied blankly. He was hoping his brothers wouldn't find out the real reason he was getting this done.

"Doesn't Christine wo…" Rumil said when it finally dawned on him what Haldir was hiding.

"You like Christine! Oh my Valar! You like Christine!" Orophin shouted. The two brothers began to get into their laughing fits again. Just around one corner was the Phantom, and around the other was Galadriel. Both of them couldn't believe what they were hearing. The Phantom quickly ran off, and Galadriel ran off crying.

Later that day…

Haldir was looking at himself in the mirror. He couldn't believe it; he looked just like the phantom. His brothers took him to the local salon to get his hair done, and after a couple of twitching fits, his hair was done. He decided to see if anyone he knew would recognize him.

Haldir stood outside of the arcade, and sighed. As he walked in, he heard a shriek, and saw Stringy behind the counter. She tried to jump over the little door that shut off that area from the rest of the room, but caught her foot on the door and fell face first on the floor. Right behind her, a tall boy, dressed in the same uniform, with a thunder bolt scar on his fore head opened the door.

"Thanks," Stringy said, as she ran over to Haldir in disguise. She stood infront of him for a second, examined him, and said, "What are you doing here, Haldir?"

"You could tell it was me!" he shouted.

"No, duh. First off, I give the Phantom nightmares. He would never approach me freely, only if he was forced to. And second, dude, he always has this hate full expression on his face even at the slight thought of me. But pretty much, you two look the same. Why are you dressed like Erik?" Stringy asked. Haldir explained, and after an hour of Stringy laughing, he left to go approach Christine. HE prayed to the Valar that this would work.

K! That's it. I you lika, please review, morons!

Stringy!