Crushing a Crush
By: Finger Lickin Good
Disclaimer: I own not Riku, Sora, Kairi, (thank God for that part) or any other important charter I forgot, they own themselves, But I do own Ansem and Sephiroth. swoon
Chapter five: The Blackmail
... and that's how I was born on Destiny Island. Any questions? Good, moving along then...
UP TO DATE:
Today's the day when Kairi's secrets are exposed to the world. Well, the school, but whatever. I hurried up and got ready for school. Today was a special day so I thought that I would wear something nicer than usual. I put on a blue shirt and jeans. I headed toward the bus stop thingy and waited... and waited... and waited... wow this is taking forever.. let's skip ahead shall we. I got on the bus and now I'm sitting in my seat, I own the seat, I sit there everyday and I even wrote my name on the back of the seat in front of it. Everyone knows that it belongs to me. So typically, all the girls gathered around it. Oh Yeah, I'm good. So I'll flirt with as many of them as I can before we reach the school... I've wasted a lot of my time talking to you. Be right back...
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So I stepped off the bus, followed by my newest members of the Riku club, and headed toward home room. Now that I've reached my locker, I have to part with my younger fans. I walked in the class. Kairi and Sora were already there, talking about what a bummer is was when they had to end the party earlier than planned. So I walked up and sat in my seat. This time I had no choice but to sit there, they were assigned. But none the less, it was mine and everybody knew it. I sat at my desk, mind in complete blank, waiting for the announcements to be finished. I exited the room early, as I do every day, and I'm now headed towards my first class. I had Science with Kairi, we were lab partners by order of our last names. Kairi's a packrat, and has every piece of lab work that we've done together in her folder. I think it's because my name's on it. But anyways, today we're going to "kill" a frog, and Kairi's having second thoughts about this project.
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"I can't cut into this animal if I know that it died for me to cut it open!" Kairi complained.
"What do you want me to do, turn the other way?" I answered being, once again, a smart aleck.
"Could you? Please don't let me hear any sound affects." Now she thinks that I would do this for her? Heh..
"Just close your eyes."
"Ok." She put her hands over her eyes and waited for the ok.
I picked the frog up off of the table, placed it near Kairi's ears, and... CRACK! She screamed, I laughed, I got nudged in the side again, this time it hurt somewhat, and we got kicked out of the lab. The teacher said that he'd be out here to "talk" to us in a minute. Kairi wasn't complaining anymore about cutting the frog, but now she's upset because I broke it's leg... in her ear. : ) Evil Riku.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!" she yelled
"What? I couldn't help it. It was funny." I replied chuckling while.
She muttered something to herself.. I need to know what.
"What was that?" I'm grinning.
"I...er...I said... I can't BELIEVE that I... invited you?" She was blushing, I know what she really said... something about a carrot.
"Whatever. When is he going to get out here?"
"I dunno." she shrugged.
"If I fall asleep, wake me up ok?" I was kidding of course.
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He finally talked to us, we got written up, Kairi blamed me, and I had many laughs while the lecture was going on. So in the end everything turned out great. But the day is winding down, and the paper is getting passed out with report cards. OH THE AGONY OF WAITING! We went back to home room, AVAST! Ansem enters with the paper, HUZZAH! The teacher's passing out the report cards, HURRAY! Everything is in motion to complete Project Number 0974: Make Kairi's end of the year SUCK! I got my report card and newsletter, skimmed though the articles, looking for a title about Ms. Pink over there, and BINGO! I found it. Page 14, Article Six, four inches down, eight inches up, Kairi's crush...WHAT! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! That's not suppose to be there. Please don't be me! PLEASE DON'T BE ME!
Kairi's Dirty Little Secrets
Quoted from Kairi's Dairy
Dear Dairy,
Today was the WORST day ever. First, this morning I had one of those dreams again. When I woke up, my mom ask what happened and I blamed the dog for the mess. Good thing I use the bathroom before bed, or she would've never believed me. But To make things a little better, I had science with Riku today. He's been slacking a bit in the subject, so picking him wasn't the best thing for my grades, but never hurts to have a partner who is easy on the eyes. Well, yesterday's math test was a snap, so glad that the smartest people in the class sit around me. Well, good thing I have a lock on you or anyone would be able to just barge in a know my little secrets. I guess I'm going to bed now, don't want to look tired for Riku in the morning. T. T. Y. L. Or whenever I can write...
Kairi
Author Sephiroth Avonej
Information for this article was graciously provided by Kairi
My eyes were HUGE! My own cousin, flesh and blood, turned on me. I forgot he was on the journalism team. Kairi's about to read through the paper. I was all better now that she was going to be mad at Sephy. haha. I will savor this day and treasure it forever.
"Kairi?" I said, I thought... I mite as well give her a clue were to look.
"Mmhmm," she replied, not looking away from her paper.
"Page 14, Article Six." J
"Hmm? Ok?"
She's turning the page, I'm smiling, she found the Article, she's reading it... and in
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1! BLAST OFF!
She screamed SO FREAKIN' LOUDLY. She looked at me, her face is bloodshot from embarrassment, then she looked at the article, then back at me, then a Sephy in the corner laughing. CAT FIGHT! Sephiroth got his cue and took off out of the room. Kairi followed, beet red with anger. Sora and I are laughing it up and comparing our grades to her's. Project Numbers 0971 - 0974 are completed. I was happy, Kairi's going to be piss off with me when she finds out this was all my doing, and hopefully, ending the crush.
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I think that Kairi won, and the only reason why her science is a B is because of the whole frog thing. I still LOVE that moment. Well, I suppose you people are done reading the step-by-step process of ruining Kairi's end of the year. You guys can go to sleep, since you couldn't before because I mezmorized you with my ultra super sexiness.
Well that's all I got for this fan fiction, I hope you liked it, I put a week of my life into this story. I will treasure it for ever. Not, really. Yes I put a week of my life in the story, but no, I will not treasure it. Thanks for reading, now review.