You know the usual.
Chapter 3
Legolas was walking through the mall by himself. He seemed to be having a pretty good time. Two girls at the smoothie stand gave him a free banana smoothie. A bunch of girls kept blowing him kisses, and their boyfriends were being friendly by waving their fist in an agitated way at him. But when a guy dressed in pink blew him a kiss, Legolas began to get scared.
Legolas was walking by a Victoria Secret store, when he saw the Fop (a.k.a. Raoul) hanging up under wear. He was tempted to go in. But stopped when he saw a woman approach the fop. Since his hearing was very keen, he could hear what they were talking about.
"Excuse me," the women said, "The dressing rooms are all full. I was wondering if I could put this up to you."
"Of course!" he shrieked. The woman put a pink, frilly bra against his chest and examined him.
"JUST PERECT! This will do!" The woman said in an excited tone. She ran towards the cash register and the fop rang it up. The women walked passed Legolas and noticed his raised eyebrow. When she was gone, Legolas shook his head and kept on walking.
When Legolas got to the food court, his cell phone began to play the 'Hollaback Girl' song. He got a couple weird looks from people around him, so he quickly answered his phone. "HELLO!" Legolas said in a very angry tone. It just so happened to be Haldir.
"Hey, Leggy, Haldir here. Legolas, you're good with girls, right?" Haldir asked.
"Yes, why?"
"Well I got a job, and my co-worker is really hot," Haldir responded.
"Here's some advice, never get involved with a co-worker. It ruins the relationship, and sometimes makes it hard to focus on your work."
"I was afraid you would say that, so I… OH MY VALAR! IT BURNS! BURNS!" Haldir shouted. Legolas tried to talk to him, but the dial tone came on the phone. Legolas looked at his phone with a confused expression, and shrugged. He continued to walk on until he stopped in front of a Salon. He checked his wrist, and flipped on an Anti-Twitch flip. He calmly walked into the store, and up towards the counter. A young woman with green streaks down her long hair was reading a magazine.
"Excuse me," Legolas said, but the woman wouldn't look up. "Hello, I'm here to apply for a job."
"Name," she said not looking up from here magazine.
"Legolas," he responded blankly.
"Your real name, please," she said in an annoyed tone.
"Legolas," he said. The young woman got a lot of want to be Lord of the Rings characters during the week, but when she looked up, she was surprised to see Legolas.
"Oh, um welcome to the Red Wood Salon, please step this way," the woman said while walking down the isle, "We take pride in our hair dying and streaking. I would like to know, what are your talents?"
"Well, I can cut, layer, and braid hair, and I'm very good with perms. But, I have a problem. There are two girls who keep following me and my friends around, and they kind of break things."
"Well, do they know that you work here?" the woman asked.
"That's the thing. I'm not sure, but my friend Aragorn has sworn revenge on me after the time I gave him a make over while he was sleeping," Legolas said rubbing his arm. It was actually a hilarious event. For those who can recall the week long sleep over at Aragorn house in Minas Tirith, you'll know what Legolas is talking about.
"O.k., well you start on Thursday, at 7:00 a.m. You can wear anything you like, and we'll provide your supplies."
"Thanks," Legolas said. Legolas was walking towards Bath and Body works, but his cell phone began to play that annoying 'Holler Back Girl' ring tone again.
Stringy: Dude! He seriously needs to get a new ring tone
Narrator: What, what are you doing here
Stringy: I'm apart of this story! Who are you!
Narrator: I'm the Narrator!
Stringy: Oh, continue
Narrator: Thank you! (Reads over script) Ahem. O.k., back to the story. Legolas answered his phone. It was Rumil.
"Dude, we need a meeting now! Haldir is spazing out."
"Where is he?" Legolas asked.
"O.k., we're in the arcade. Orophin, the twins, and Stringy are here."
"STRINGY! Why is she there?" Legolas shouted.
"Haldir ran to her when he was scared for life!" Rumil shouted
"Really. I'll be right there!" Legolas said. He ran all the way over to the arcade, wich was about two miles away from where he was standing.
Kel: DANG! That's a big mall!
Narrator: What, what are you doing here?
Kel: I'm in the story.
Narrator: Not yet
Kel: Whatever
Narrator: LET ME FININSH!
Kel: K.
Narrator: Fifteen minutes later, Legolas was in the arcade. No one was inside except a small group of people; Legolas ran to them and knelled beside one of them.
"What happened?"
"Dude, I don't even know you!" a young boy shouted. "Oh," Legolas said. He looked around, and saw Stringy sitting on the counter dangling her legs. In front of her, the twins, Rumil, and Orophin were kneeling and discussing the problem. Legolas ran over to them and shouted, "What's wrong?" Haldir was lying on the ground, twitching all over, and blurting really dumb things like "Chicken!" or "Mommy, I don't want to go to bed!"
"He was working in Hot Topic, when the devil's wife came in," Orophin said.
"Galadriel," the twins and Stringy said in unision.
"What exactly happen?" Legolas shouted.
"Stringy, tell 'em," Elladan commanded.
"Well, get me a soda and you'll find out."
"What ever, here," Legolas said, handing Stringy a Coke. She shouted with happiness, chugged it in five seconds, and began the story.
"So, Haldir told me that it began in Hot Topic. He was working the cash register, when Christine asked him to go fix the shirt display in the front. He, having the gigantic crush he has on her, did it willingly. After he fixed the display, he wanted to call up his buddy Legolas for girl advice, 'cause he's never had a girl. So, he was planning on going into one of the changing rooms to talk to him in private. Now, as we all know, Hot Topic has three changing booths that hide the customer from the rest of the store with red velvet curtains. Now the curtains are thick, so the drowned out sound from inside. Haldir got to the curtains; and had to make a choice between curtain number 1, curtain number 2, or curtain number 3. Curtain number 2 looked more appealing to him, but when he opened it, Galadriel was waiting for him in a red bikini, with red fish nets. That would disturb anyone!"
"Well, what should we do?" Elrohir asked.
"I'm not sure, maybe we should try to get Celeborn to take the image out of his head. That may help," Legolas said.
"Oh, oh, oh! Can I fetch him?" Stringy asked.
"Sure, what ever," Legolas said. Stringy let out a low whistle, and in two seconds, Celeborn was standing in front of them. He did an elven salute, and then looked down at Haldir.
"What's wrong?" he asked
"Your wife notions," Rumil said.
"She's done it again, has she?" Celeborn asked.
"Yup," Orophin said.
"This has happened before!" Stringy shouted.
"Yah, she has a crush on him, it's real weird. What do you want me to do?" Celeborn asked.
"Get the picture of your wife out of his mind!" Ellrohir shouted.
"O.k., jeese!" Celeborn began to chant some weird thing, and when it was all done, Haldir sat up and rubbed his head.
"My Valar, that is disturbing!" Celeborn shouted when the picture ran throw his own head.
"What happened?" Haldir asked, "I feel like I have a hang over!"
"Galadriel was born," Elladan mumbled. Haldir got up and checked his watch. "Breaks over! Got to get back to work!" Everyone watched him amazement, and went to the soda bar in the arcade. Stringy jumped to the back of the counter and brought out ice cream sundaes for all the gang.
"That was weird. But then again, everything that goes on with if she's included is weird," Legolas said pointing at Stringy.
"Well, Ellrohir, Elladan, how are your jobs going?" Legolas asked.
"Pretty good. We get five hundred dollars of free stuff from the boss!" Elrohir shouted.
"Where do you work?" Legolas asked.
"Franks Prank Store!" Elladan shouted.
"Perfect," Legolas mumbled.
"Hey, where is Kel, I haven't seen her in a while?" Rumil asked
"She was talking about some date with this guy named Destiny, and took the first plane to London," Stringy said.
"He must be dreamy," Celeborn said. Everyone looked at him all weirdly.
"Well, we better get going, we have to get back to the pet store," Orophin said. Him and his brother got a mischievous look in their eyes and dashed off. Legolas left, as did the twins, and Stringy was left alone with Celeborn.
"Thanks for the shake, but it was mediocre," he said. Stringy just stared at him in furry, and raised a can of silly string. Two seconds later, Stringy was skipping out the door, with a Celeborn on the ground covered in silly string.