Arwen and Eowyn were walking through the mall, acting like most women do in the mall. The coRny music was playing during the whole 'montage' and Eowyn and Arwen were acting very preppy. They went into The Limited, and bought ten bags jam packed of stuff each. They even hired people to carry their bags.

S: Dude, I feel sorry for the people carrying the bags

N: We all do, Eowyn walked into Everything But Water (which is actually a store at my town mall) Eowyn automatically fell in love with all the bathing suits around her. Arwen walked with a cinnamon roll, and dropped it at the site of an itsy, bitsy, tinny, weenie, yellow, polka dot bikini. They ran over to the clerk and Eowyn shouted "We need Jobs!"

"Fast!" Arwen added in. The store clerk looked at them all weird, and cocked his head to the side.

"Yall them guys from them movies taked in NeZeland?" He asked in an extremely Hill Billy voice.

"Come again," Eowyn asked in a confused voice.

"You two from them movies tooked in NeZeland?" He asked again rubbing his head.

"Um we don't…," Arwen tried to say, but Eowyn covered her mouth, "Yes, we are," She said.

"Whys yall come here for then, huh?" He asked.

"To come get a job," Arwen said.

"I am 'tremly sorry mam, I can't 'derstand yer high class lingo you talking with."

"Let me try," she whispered to Arwen, "We's comes here to get one of thems high class jobs yall got here! I ya be so 'ind as ta give us a one of them good jobs here, we be awfully goodful!" The Hilly Billy looked at Eowyn with a weird look, and then smiled and chuckled.

"Well course I'll give yall a job. It'll be my good chance to show to me boss that I'm more than a bucked teeth Hill Billy!" He walked to the back of the store, and then opened a door. When Eowyn and Arwen looked inside, they saw a station filled with swimsuit models, all gathered around a table. The table was projecting a holographic projection of the earth. A woman a the head of the table was dress in a business skirt, with one of the business coats on top of a white button shirt. She looked about sixty, and had her hair in a bun.

"What is it this time, Jo?" she asked in a irritated tone.

"I caught me some new recruits for yer operation, they's really wants a job, so I 'iguried that they should works here whit yall!" He said with a smile on his face.

"O.k., are you known across the world?"

"Well, I'm Arwen Undomiel, Queen of Gondor. Most people today recognize me, and I'm very popular," She said, glowing when she said her own name.

"What about you?" The woman asked Eowyn.

"I'm Eowyn, wife to Faramir, Prince of Ithilien. I think that speaks for itself," Eowyn said looking at Arwen.

"Perfect and Popular," she said pointing at Arwen, "Witt and Charm," she said pointing her finger at Eowyn. "You've done well Jo, here's a treat," the woman said throwing a dog bone at Jo. HE barked like a dog, and ate the bone joyfully.

"Tell me, what is this 'operation you speak of?" Arwen asked.

"Only simple plan for world domination," the woman responded.

"WHAT? Are you serious?" Eowyn said getting wide eyed.

"Yes, I'm Macy Victoria Secrets. I own Victoria Secrets and Macy's. If you can recall the prices bathing suits cost at Macy's, we charge sixty dollar per piece. That means you have to pay separately for tops, bottoms, swim shirts, you name it! Victoria Secrets also charges their products at a high price, and this could only lead to rise in money. Now that I own Everything But Water, I will have enough money to launch my assault on earth. With leading models, I can convince the world that the plan is good, and the world would be better off with me as a ruler!"

S: Hey Narrator?

N: What?

S: How do you know that Victoria Secrets clothing is expensive?

N: Well, I have… you know been inside, bu…

S: YOU SHOP THERE!

N: NO! (Drops mike (bends down to pick it up (underwear shows)))

S: You're wearing a thong!

N: NO! NO I'M NOT!

S: LEGOLAS!

L: What?

S: Narrator's wearing a thong!

L: WHAT! Let's go be pain in the butts and tell everyone about Narrator and his pink thong!

S: Let's! (Links arms with Legolas and skips off)

N: Well, my social life is officially over. Eowyn asked

E: Narrator, is it true you're wearing a thong?

N: What, NO!

G: I beg to differ

N: No Gimli, DON'T!

G: (Gimli pulls down pants revealing a pink thong) OH MY VALAR, THE ELF WAS RIGHT!

F: Ew, Narrator

S: I told you I wasn't lying, Frodo

N: LET ME FINISH! (Everyone runs off) As I was saying (sobs for ten seconds) Eowyn asked "What's in it for us?"

"Anything you want," Macy said.

"Oh, I call Aragorn!" Eowyn shouted.

"No fair, he's already mine!" Arwen shouted back.

"Na a"

"Ya ha"

"NA A"
"YAAAAAA HAAAAAAA" Arwen shouted at the top he lungs.

"Now Arwen, you can get Legolas," Eowyn said. Arwen stopped for a second, then said, "Deal!"

"When do we start?" They asked eagerly.

"In two days, we're having a modeling day for the whole mall. You'll be showing off our new bras!" The woman said. She handed Eowyn and Arwen Official membership card to the International Modeling Society. The two girls ran off giggling to go tell their husbands.