CHAPTER 6
Goku ran in, pulling Paige by the wrist, "I got her, I got her!" He said cheerfully.
Gojyo walked over to Goku and ruffled Goku's hair, "Good job, monkey."
"I'm not a monkey!" Goku said angrily, whacking Gojyo's hand away.
Paige glared at Gojyo and then faced Hakkai, "What do you want?"
Hakkai smiled, "Sanzo and I want to ask you something, Paige."
"What?" She glanced at Sanzo.
"Yeah, what, Hakkai, what?" Goku said brightly.
"Paige…" Hakkai began, lowering his voice to a whisper, "How would you like to come with us to the west?"
Gojyo, Paige and Goku stared at Hakkai, mouths agape. Paige raised an eyebrow, "Go west with you? Why are you going west anyways?"
"Ta stop Gyumaoh from gettin' resurrected." Goku said, smiling at Paige.
"Uh…" Paige shifted her eyes from left to right, up and down and finally looked at Hakkai, "…sure, I have nothin' better to do."
Gojyo "whooped" and Goku grinned broadly. Hakkai smiled and Sanzo looked disappointed.
"Wait." Paige said, "On two conditions."
"What?" Sanzo said grumpily.
"One: Gojyo does not flirt with me," Gojyo pouted, "and two: I don't have to sit beside Gojyo in the jeep." She tacked the conditions off on her fingers.
Hakkai nodded, "Those are reasonable."
Gojyo sniffed, "But-but-"
"Grovel and I'll kill you." Sanzo glared at Gojyo.
Hakkai wiped his hands together, "Now that that's settled, shall we get a good nights rest and leave in the morning?"
"Yeah…uh…good night then." Paige waved and left the room.
Gojyo grabbed Goku's arm and dragged him out of the room, "Let's go, monkey, we have to share a room."
"But I don't wanna!" Goku whined, "You always draw on me!"
"I won't tonight then, okay?"
"I don't believe you, perverted kappa."
Gojyo dropped Goku's arm, "Stupid monkey, what's not to believe?"
Goku glared at him, "Everything! You said you weren't goin' ta draw on me the last three times and you did."
"Well, then don't snore so loud, monkey-boy!"
"I don't snore, kappa-man!"
"You do."
"Do not."
"Do to."
"Do not."
"Ya-huh."
"Nu-uh."
And thus. There consistent arguing continues far into the night and they fall asleep in the hallway before a maid steps on them and gets her foot tangled in Gojyo's "antennas." Actually, they argue for a few more minutes until Sanzo comes out and whacks them with his fan.
Authoress Notes: -cough- That was...odd. Sorry it's taken me so long to update, I just haven't had inspiration. Oh ho ho. Anyways, thanks for the reviews and I shall update in a week. BWA HA HA!