Inuyasha's Spamalot: The Much Edited, Yet Still Completely Unusual, Prologue

Author's Note: Yesterday I went to see Spamalot on Broadway. I'm a big fan of Monty Python so let me say this, it was THE BEST! If you're a Monty Python fan or just someone who doesn't get offended by politicaly incorrect things, I highly recomend this show! Go see it! SO FUNNY!
But this is not what the Author's note is about. Because I went to see Monty Python's Spamalot, I decided to write a fan fiction involving both Spamalot and Inuyasha. I suppose you could call it a crossover, but I don't really think it is. You'll see why. Yes, this isMontyPython so therewill be general sillines, and politically incorrectness,just a warning. But I think if you can't laugh at yourself you need to lighten up.

And lastly, if you ever do see Spamalot, BY THE COCONUTS!

Disclaimer: Yes. I'm actually doing one of these things for once. Because in the chapter below I use wordsright out of the Inuyasha ani-manga volume 2, and because I'm using some direct quotes and song lyrics from Spamalot, I will say that I do not own either Inuyasha or Spamalot. (Even though I own plenty of their merchandise bought from outlets selling anime and Monty Python things)

And now,without further ado, Inuyasha's, Not Monty Python's,Spamalot!

Kagome and Inuyasha stood inside the tomb of Inuyasha's father. Just ahead of them was Sesshoumaru. The full demon chuckled. "Here it is what I have sought." He said to no one in particular. "At last I shall take possession of the sacred sword. The lethal, legendary blade, known to kill a hundred in one stroke. Tetsusaiga.
"They say it was forged from the fang of your father's own mouth!" Sesshoumaru's servant Jaken told his master happily, "Once you possess the blade Tetsusaiga, you'll possess his power as well!"
Sesshoumaru took a step closer to the sword. Reaching out he grabbed the sword, only to be repelled by a mysterious barrier.
"Father has done his work well." He said after a moment of silence. "The blade has been ensorcelled."
"Sesshoumaru!" Inuyasha yelled, "We're not finished yet!"
With that he jumped from where he had been standing, straight at his brother. Sesshoumaru dodged the attack, catching Inuyasha off guard and making him fall to the ground. But he immediately jumped up again.
"Now where did he go?" the hanyou growled, looking around.
"Be more respectful." Sesshoumaru taunted from above, "This is our father's tomb."
Inuyasha snorted. "Look who's talking!" he countered, "You're the one robbing his grave! Why not respect him by leaving?"
"Lord Inuyasha!" a small voice said from Inuyasha's shoulder, "Look back!
"Where?" Inuyasha looked over at the flea demon. "How come?"
"Do you see the blade?" Myoga continued, "It's the blade from your father's fang! Tetsusaiga!"
"What? You mean this?" he retorted, "What a piece of junk! Tetsusaiga what! It wouldn't even cut paper… wet!"
"Lord Inuyasha!" Myoga said urgently, "You must draw the sword, please!" The little demon turned to Sesshoumaru, "And you Lord Sesshoumaru, you couldn't pull it out, could you?"
"Do you mean to say Inuyasha can?" Sesshoumaru asked him calmly.
"Of course!" the flea exclaimed, "It was always intended Lord Inuyasha should inherit it…" Myoga struggled to find a reason, "He was entrusted with the tomb, wasn't he? That should be poof enough if you ask me!"
"Poof?" Inuyasha repeated, "Hey old man, have you been drinking?"
Myoga glared at him. "You are mistaken." He said annoyed, "It's Happosai that drinks. I may play him, but that's a totally different anime! Now as I was saying, hurry! Pull the sword out!"
"What 'entrusted'?" the hanyou demanded, going immediately back to the script, "What 'inheritance'! For all I care he can keep the rusty piece of junk! What I do mind though is all the other stuff! Good thing you're in a grave, because you're going to die!"
With that Inuyasha launched himself at Sesshoumaru. Once again, the full demon easily avoided the attack.
"Now was that aimed for me?" he taunted, Inuyasha threw a few more badly aimed attacks. "You fight as if you were still a child."
"Well technically isn't he still one?" Kagome asked, "I mean, information in the movies and series show that Inuyasha's around 250 years old. Demons live for hundreds of years! Sesshoumaru, what are you, like 600?"
Sesshoumaru glared at her. "Have you been researching me?" he demanded.
Kagome looked away guiltily. "But that's not the point." She continued, "The point is that he is still a child so that's why he fights like one!"
"Are you on my side or his!" Inuyasha demanded.
"Sorry!" the girl said quickly.
"And because you're just a child you can't fight an adult unarmed!" Myoga insisted, "Get the sword! GET THE SWORD!"
"But Sesshoumaru's not an adult either!" Kagome pointed out, "He's only a teenager!"
"Would you shut up!" Sesshoumaru demanded, glaring at her.
"Inuyasha! Just get the dumb sword!" Kagome called to Inuyasha, ignoring his brother's demand. "Sesshoumaru couldn't pull it out, right? If you can't hit him in the body, hit him in the ego! Wound his pride!"
Inuyasha smirked. "If only to see the look on his face, brother." He agreed.
"Half brother." Sesshoumaru corrected.
"Whatever." He growled. The half demon walked over to the sword and grabbed it. It did not repel him as it had Sesshoumaru. But as he began to pull, the sword would not budge. It was Sesshoumaru's turn to smirk. Luckily his brother couldn't pull it out either. He hadn't been bested by a mere half breed.
"Oh for the love of God." Kagome grumbled, she stomped her way over to the sword, shoving Inuyasha out of the way. She grabbed the sword and with one tug, it was in her hands. "Now was that so hard?" she asked, "I can't believe it! A demon and a half demon didn't even have the strength to pull one rusted sword out of a table and then little old me gives a half hearty attempt and that's more than enough power to get it out! Weaklings!"
Kagome handed the sword to Inuyasha. "There." She said, "Take your prize. I dub you King Inuyasha because you wield Tetsusaiga, and myself Lady of the Well for giving it to you. Happy? Now let's go."
Inuyasha watched speechlessly as Kagome left the building. "I'm king?" he finally whispered, "COOL!"