Dark: AHHH! I'm so sorry! I haven't updated in ages. I have the chapters written out, I just forgot to type them up! Thanks JoJo for alerting me! I'll try to make this chappie longer than normal, and the same with my Hiei Potter story.

Hiei:Damn.I hoped you forgot.

Dark:I did. Someone just reminded me.

Kurama:Well I'm glad this series is finally continuing.(smiles at Hiei)

Dark:Ya. After a few more chapters, I should be able to get your story up soon.

Kurama:I hoped you'd forgotten.

Dark:Hiei reminded me! Well, his misery reminded me of the fact that you weren't...er miserable...

IMPORTANT MESSAGE THAT IF YOU DON'T READ YOU WONT UNDERSTAND THE STORY, AS IF YOU DID NOW:

Ummmmm I'm kinda sorry for not doing this earlier, but Katan is half darkness demon half kitsune. Sorry, but it's vital to the story line that she can't manipulate fire.

Dark: And sorry that I made Botan so evil. She's just so happy that she's evil. This won't happen in the future. So Kurama...

Kurama: Dark owns nothing. NOTHING! So she shouldn't do a story about me...

Hiei: Like that'll stop her...

Equation 3:Explainations Plus Broken Laws Equal A New Job

-At Kurama's House, 15 minutes later-

Sakura sat down awkwardly with Katan, Kage, Kurama, Kuwabara, Hiei, and Yusuke looking at her attentively. "Are you sure your mother can't hear us?" she asked Kurama. Imagine if she heard this. Then she'd really have to go to the hospital...

"Yes. She is sleeping right now."

Sakura heaved a great sigh. "Okay. Let's begin with the basics. Who here knows about the 3 worlds, human, spirit, and demon?"

Everyone raised their hands, even Kage and Katan.

"Oh. Well then this will be easier than I thought...I am a human, but with a very high level of spirit energy. I can form it into attacks and-"Sakura was cut off by...

"Just like Urameshi?" Kuwabara blurted.

Yusuke hit Kuwabara really hard on the head. "Way to blow our cover..."

"'Our' cover?"Katan asked with a smirk.

Hiei hit Yusuke once on the head, then turned twords Kurama. "She found out. We'll have to kill her."

Kurama shook his head then turned twords Katan, Kage, and Sakura. "I'm sorry about him.How about I explain. Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, and I are a part of the spirit detective team. Yusuke and Kuwabara, like you Sakura, are humans with unnaturally high spirit energy ((A/N: This is inbetween the dark tournament and the battle with sensui. SO don't ask about the Yusuke thing)). On the other hand, Hiei and I are demons."

Katan smirked again."So that's why I didn't automatically hate you guys.Well, maybe Kuwabara. What kinda demons are you anyway?"

This time Hiei spoke. "Sir bigmouth here is a Kitsune and I'm a fire demon. Sorta.((Remember, half koorime))."

"I'm a shadow demon." Kage finally said.

"I'm half kitsune half shadow demon."Katan said, ruffling Kage's hair in a sisterly manner.

"Well, maybe we should go to Koenma's to sort this all out" Kurama, the voice of reason said as Kuwabara and Yusuke fought. Again.

"Jeez Kurama. You're the smart one here, ne?"Katan said with a grin while standing up.

Kurama blushedten thousand shades of red andstood up also, holding the door open for everyone else.

-Half an hour later, inside Koema's office-

The door banged open, to reaveal the spirit dective team and three other girls. Koenma didn't even look up from his papers, merely saying "Hey Yusuke."

"Hello Koenma Sir."Yusuke muttered, much to Koenma's delight.I should seeYusuke inmy teenage form more often. Nice to see some respect, even if it's through intimidation.He thought

"What do you want Yusuke?"

"Well, we were wondering, since this is a fanfiction, if these three girls could join the spirit detectives. They're really strong, ya know..."

"Absolutely not. Sorry, but the authoress wants to have a little variation in her story."

Out of nowhere, Botan appeared. "Hey guys. If you really want those girls to be on the spirit detective team, I have a solution." Insert evil grin here.

Yusuke and Kurama looked at eachother. Then back at Botan. Then Kurama finally said, "They are perfectly fine with anything you would like them to do."

"WHAT?" the three girls in question yelled. "Why can't we just go back home to our normal lives and just be friends with you guys?" Kage asked, her ice blue eyes full of shock.

"Well, Katan Ohsugi here illegaly entered the human word; Sakura Anderson was born in the human world, entered the demon world, then illegaly re-entered the human world. And Kage Shimori... did the same thing as Katan.So you girls can either go to jail or go with Botan's idea." Koenma muttered, STILL not looking up from his paper.

"Hey! I was chased out by the man who killed my parents and kiddnapped my brother!"(Katan) "Hey! I had a creepy stalker named Karasu!"(Sakura) "Hey! My mother was dying so I needed some demon world medicine!"(Kage)

Katan and Kurama looked at Sakura. "You too?" they said in unison.

"Yeah,he's so stupid. Like I'lllisten to his 'Come die with me'Crap."She said, sending a small shiver down her spine that sent her naturally streaked black hair shaking.

"Anyway, Botan I'll guess we'll go with you." Katan said, and the trio walked off with Botan.

Once the girls were out of the room, Yusuke turned to Koenma and asked, "Um, what did Botan want them for?"

"I dunno. She's been complaining about having an assitant for a year now, so whatever it must be, it's probably worse than jail. Those poor poor girls." Koenma said, finally looking up from his paperwork and allowing his chin to rest on his hands. Everybody stood in silence for a few minutes. Until...

The door banged open, and everybody but Hiei and Koenma jumped. There stood Katan, her hair in a cute ponytail tied with a frilly pink bow. She had makeup on, all in pink hues. The only that symbolized that she was ever friends with Hiei was that she was still wearing all black. Curses could be heard from downstairs, namely from Kage and Sakura. Also, they could hear Botan's evil laughing. Then her foot steps were heard coming up the stairs.

"Please help us! You don't know what that harpy's gonna do to us!"Katan yelled, running full on into the office and hiding behind Hiei.

Kurama gave a quick glare at Hiei then said "What happened to Sakura and Kage?"

"Um well they created a diversion and told me to ask for help, so that's why I-AHHH!"

Botan was at the door, evil grin on her face, pink kimono in hand. She ran up and dragged Katan out of the room.

Katan held on the the nearest thing that she could clutch onto then opened her eyes to see why it was kinda soft. Well, it was Kurama's ankle that she had grabbed. "Oops. Hope you don't mind Kurama." She said, loooking up at his face with an embarrassed look.

"N-no problem, Katan." Mega-blush, mega-blush, mega-blush.

Botan pulled really hard on Katan's shirt, causing her to let go of Kurama and be dragged down the stairs, cursing.

-Exactly 29 minutes, 59 seconds later-

Botan calmly opened the door, and stood in front of it."Koenma sir, I'd like you to meet my new assitants." She opened the door all of the way and move to the side. There stood Kage, Sakura and Katan, all wearing bows/make up/kimonos in various shades of pink. All three looked down, ashamed of so much pink. "Do we have wear this all of the time?"Kage muttered, fingering the frilly edges of the kimono.

"Only when you're helping me or the gang "Botan said, evil side gone for most likely the rest of the story.

"Well can we go to the arcade? It's only 7:15 and the arcade doesn't close till midnight." Katan said pulling the bow out of her long black hair.

"Sure.'' Everyone else all said at the same time.

"I'll make a portal so you'll get there quicker." Koenma said, then opened a portal right in front of them.

"Thanks. Catch ya later, binky boy!" Sakura said, pushing everybody into the portal.

-In the arcade-

"Um why don't we just stay in these uniforms?" Kage muttered."I mean we're already here."

"Okay." the other two girls agreed, but they all still went into the bathroom to take off the make up while Yusuke and Kuwabara played Tekken and Kurama and Hiei went to go get tokens.

Later, Katan and Hiei played against each other in all sorts of games and they both usually tied, except Hiei won the sniper-ing game.((A/N: I wonder why...)). Kurama played with Katan from 11-11:45, and they both won game for game. Kage and Sakura teamed up against Yusuke and Kuwabara. Kurama cashed in all of his tickets and gave each of the girls a stuffed fox, but Katan's mini-fox held a rose. Hiei wona sword at one million tickets((A/N: Like I said, good at snipering game))and gave it to Katan so that she can protect her self from "Fangirls and Kuwabaras". Katan won a necklace, a silver chain with a small black dragon at the end. It was the good kind too, not all cheapo. Hiei accepted it, with a hn and put it around his neck, under his cloak.

All this time Kurama looked mad, until he saw Katan hug the fox plushie and name it Youko "like the theif", causing Yusuke and Kuwabara to start cracking up. Kurama smiled at her, and explained that he was Youko. And she did an anime fall, and everybody went home with the promise to meet tommorow at hel-the mall at noon.

And when Kurama got home, his mother noticed the way he seemed to float when walked, the glow in his eyes, the happiness in his voice. Shiori grinned, glad her son had found love. Hopefully he'd be happy forever.

At least until he found out Hiei spent the night at Katan's because it had started raining. They did sleep in separate rooms though.

End Equation three

Dark:So Kurama's getting a bit jealous, ne?

Hiei:Ha ha.

Kurama:(blushing)What? It's not my fault!

Dark: I'm thinking of making my Kurama fic a oneshot song fic.you don't have to reply, but you if you want. If you do review, please say wheather or not it should be a oneshot. I'll take any flames!

Hiei:Joy.