Dark:Hey, I'm updating. Again.

Hiei:Oh. So the apocalypse IS coming.

Kurama:(pouting) I dunno why you had to make me so jealous.

Dark:Eh heh heh... WELL, it's kinda fun. Sorry that this chappie isreallyshort, but I can't just put up an author's note, so I have to accompany it with a chapter. Also, to JoJogoodgirlgonebad2005(who's stories you should read. seriously) -no I havrn't forgotten your charecter. In fact, after a month or two(in the story, but I use alot of time lapses), I have plans on making a chapter centering around her. Kinda like what they say in school: Third person, limited to Kiki Sanaga.

Kurama:Shhhhhh! They're not supposed to know that!

Dark:Ummm, that was...er a preview! For a future chapter! yeah... Also, sorry if this chappie seems a bit perverted, but a friend of mine gave me an idea, and I hate refusing ideas.

Hiei:Dark does not own, in any way, Yu Yu Hakusho, which belongs to Yoshiro Togashi and co. She does, however, own a Hiei backpack which she got on sale. At a very surprising place.

Dark: O.o You did the disclaimer willingly.

Hiei:Well, since the apocalypse is already coming...

Dark:HEY!

Note:The Trouble Trio are Katan, Sakura, and Kage.

Equation Four:The Mall Plus The Trouble Trio Equals Lots of Laughs Part I

-At the mall entrance, 11:40-

Kurama and Katan stood at the entrance to the mall, waiting for their friends to show up. They were standing there quietly, leaving Kurama to his thoughts.

I should really talk to her. Look at her, standing there quietly, her beautiful brown hair flowing down to the back of her knees. Her green eyes smiling dimly, sheilded by her outer emotional wall. The all-black outfit that seems to perfectly accentuate her hair. The way she hits Hiei on the head, then says he took up all of the blankets... Wait... What the hell? When did Hiei get here? Why would he hog her blan..k...e..t...s...

"Kurama? Kuraaaaammmmaaa? You okay?" Katan's hand passed in front of Kurama's eyes, bringing him back from his ...thoughts.

"Oh hi Katan." Kurama said putting on a cheery smile. "So Hiei, did you spend the night at Katan's house?" Kurama said. He was a pretty good actor, managing to take out the bitterness from his voice, and put on kind of a playfully accusing tone.

"SHRIMP GOT LUCKY?"

Katan, Kurama, and Hieiturned around to see none other than Kuwabara, Kage, Sakuraand Yusuke. Kuwabara had a look of extreme shock and Yusuke was cracking up, while Kage and Sakura merely looked to Katan with a questioning expression.

Katan blushed a little bit, but so little that only the two girls could barely make it out. Hiei had the slightest twinge of pink on his face, but it vanished before anybody could see. Katan playfully elbowed Kurama. "No. It was raining last night, so I let him spend the night at my house. When I said he hogged the blankets, I meant that he took most of the blankets 'cause he was cold." She said, then lightly poked Kurama on the head."Get your mind out of the gutter."

Kuwabara sighed in relief. "Well at least he was at your house instead of Genkai's. I wouldn't want him sleeping with my sweet Yukina."

Absolute silence. Then...

"Oh dear god! Mental Images! Damn you Kuwabara!" Hiei shouted, face turning green.

Sakura looked at Kuwabara disgustedly. "Ewwww pervert altert."

Kage wacked him on the back of the head along with Yusuke. Meanwhile, Katan and Kurama were making sure Hiei...well Hiei didn't kill Kuwabara.((A/N:Katan, Kage, and Sakura know that Yukina is Hiei's sister because Botan told them when she was making them over))

"Why don't we just go inside."Katan said to the group, holding open the door with Hiei and Kurama right beside her. As the gang walked in, Katan whispered to Hiei that they could stop by the sword store in the mall to cheer him up.Hiei looked vivsibly less homicidal. Kurama followed up telling them that if they don't hurry, they'll lose the rest of the group. So the three ran to catch up with the others. Then, the unthinkable happened.

Botan appeared.

Katan screamed and hid behind Kurama, who, predictably, blushed.

"Hey guys! I got some time off, so I decided to go to the mall. Look who I brought with me!" Keiko and Yukina came running up behind Botan, giggling.

"Um...hi?" the Trouble Trio said all at once. Once everybody was introduced, the group began to walk around the mall.

Kage and Yukina hit it off really well. They seemed to like talking to each other about the randomest of things.

Keiko and Sakura got along really well 'cause when Yusuke made a 'suggestion', they both hit him on the head at the same time.

Katan was talking to Kurama about deadly plants. And animals. Namely foxes.

Yusuke and Kuwabara were talking as usual.

Hiei was being his usual loner self, but every once in a while Katan would try to get him to talk.

Botan just jumped from conversation to conversation, except for Katan's conversation. Every time Botan went near her, she hid behind whoever was closest to her.

This went on for an hour or two, them just walking around the mall and talking.

Until Botan saw that store.

The store of evil. The store that made young children cry. The store that the Troube Trio tried to run from, but then Botan,Keiko and Yukinadragged them into. The store that Yusuke almost ran into until Keiko slapped him. The store that made Kurama and Hiei want to run until Yukina pulled them both in. The store that went against most of Kuwabara's codes. The store that I'm about to stop describing.

The evil that is Victoria's Secret.

The evil that will be described next chapter

End Equation Four Part I

Hiei:OoO

Kurama:OoO

Koenma:OoO

Yusuke:OoO

Kuwabara?.?

Dark: Wow my first "To be continued in part II" Shocker, ne? You can review if you want to, if you don't that's fine. But I've decided to make my chapters longer according to the number of reviews.Also, I'll take any flames. If you can do a really good flame on this story, I'll give you a present! But you must actually hate it. Cause I wanna know what's hate-able.