A/N: This is a parody of Andrew Lloyd-Webber's The Phantom of the Opera. Therefore, we disclaim any rights to the original ideas presented in this story. This story was also conceived during one of our crazy spells so please, go light on us.
Phantom of the Underwear

1895 was a wonderful, golden year for the French economy due to the marvelous new styles produced by the country's underwear industry. This particularly applied to the top factory in Paris known as The Paris Underwear Factory. However, the great fame was only wall deep. For within these walls of this most acclaimed factory, there was a phantom. This phantom was no ordinary phantom, for he was the Phantom of the Underwear.

No one knew when these hauntings began. Even the oldest employees claimed that this phantom is as old as the factory itself—which has lasted for nearly one hundred years. At the same time, very few people have seen the phantom, and lived to tell about it. For those lucky survivors, the mysterious inhabitant is rather an elegant dressed man with a mask covering the upper part of his face with holes for his eyes nose. He is topped with a black hat with a broad brim. He cloaks his body with a long black cape that reaches down to his ankles. On his feet, he has black leather shoes that buckle up to the lower part of his shin covering up his navy blue socks. Although, he may seem like a very ordinary creature, his most amazing feature is he does not wear pants. Instead, he wears baby blue boxers with red hearts. Even so, the most striking addition to his appearance is that on the seat of his boxers, in bright red letters are the words Mama's Boy.

For years, the phantom and the employees had lived and worked in peace. However, this all changed when the company was sold to two new owners named Andre and Firmin.

A/N: So, tell us how you like it.

P.S. We can't help it if we're crazy at times—it's just our nature.