Yo my loyal mind slaves! ...Who am Malik? Anyway hello again and thank you for all the reviews I got!! YAY!! Happy! Oh I start school on...tomarrow...Who the hell starts school on a Friday?! Only Carmel Sighes Bakas... Anyway I don't know how much time I will get to work on the fics (I promised i would at least PASS some of my classes this year...) so if I don't sorry. Here's 3 Enjoy!!
Chapter 3: Doggie Thoughts
He had a tail.
"No!" he groaned. "God damn it!" He was wondering what to do now. He
couldn't tell Joey. Well...obviously.
He panic for just a miniate and then a thought came into his mind.
"Of course! Why didn't I think of that before could have saved myself
a lot of trouble! I could have paid him off! I'm rich!"
He griped the sink to control himself. He was ready to scream. Of course
Joey would have taken money! Anyone would! Geez!
Seto breathed in and out deeply several times before he actually
calmed down.
He calmly put the sweaty dog suit back on, made sure the hood was
covering the ears and that the tail wasn't showing and calmly walked
back out toward Joey.
"Ya all set dog boy?" he said in a mocking kind of voice.
Seto growled at him. "Shut up."
"Yeah whatever, come on boy! We're going to Burger World."
Seto glared at him. "How could you still be hungry?"
Joey merely shrugged. "I just am."
Seto followed them out of the arcade and down to Burger World.
Once in Burger World, Joey asked for everyone's order. After gathering
the orders, he started walking toward the counter beckoning Seto to
follow him.
'To pay no doubt.'
He followed him knowing this was a change to talk about the money he
could give him.
"Mutt." He said to Joey. Such a original opening.
"Hey! Kaiba! You ain't got no right calling me a mutt now!" he said a
little louder then was nessicary.
"Listen Wheeler, i will give you...oh....say 500$ if you leave me alone."
Joey pretended to think about it. "No."
Seto stared in disbelief. "Fine, 600$." Seto offered.
"No."
"700$"
"No."
"800$"
"No."
"Look mutt, I'm giving you a large amount of money or can't you count?"
Joey turned to face him. "Look," he started slowly," It's just too much
fun to let you go that easily." he shrugged. "Sorry."
Seto was losing his temper. If he won't take money then was there hope?
"What do you want? I'll give you anything you want if you let me go."
Joey looked at him funny. "Did you just figure that out? Because you
could have done that at the begining."
Seto groaned knowing he was right. He should have done that in the
begining of all this and it was a little late now.
"Fine, 1000$ then."
"Look Kaiba! I made a wish and I'm going to enjoy it while I can!"
Seto glared at him. "Wish?" he said. "Again with this 'wish'! What do
you mean wish?"
"Uhh..." Joey sputtered. What now? 'I guess I can only tell him the truth.'
He gulped and said,"Well, I made a wish yesterday that...that...you would
become a dog."
Seto stared at him for a moment longer then brust out laughing. (You
know, typical crazy 'I'm a loon' kind of laugh.)
Joey frowned. "What? You don't believe me? You had better because it's
true!"
Seto stopped laughing and just glared at him. He didn't believe in that
kind of shit.
"I don't believe you."
"Oh well that's to bad." Joey shrugged. "But whatever. It dosen't matter. I
will not except your money because I enjoy annoying the hell out of you
."
Seto gritted his teeth. "You know what I just realized."
"That you could have sicked assassin on me?"
"....Yes."
"Well that's too bad because even if you did, I would tell them your little
secret and they would tell everyone so ha! Now, pay the guy! I want
food!"
'How could he take that so lightly?' Seto wondered as he payed the guy.
He got back to the table as everyone started eating. He sat on the floor
at Joey's request and growled at him.
'Stop growling!' A voice shouted at him in his head. 'Your gonna get hit!'
'Not if you bite him first.' Said a more pasaive voice.
'Yeah...I should bite him so fast, he won't have a change to hit me.' he
thought.
'No! That never works!' said the less demanding voice again.
Seto whimpered at his own confusion not really knowing why.
Joey stared at him for a moment but then asked as if he was talking to a
baby, "Aww...Does Seto want food?"
Seto head perked up. His tail started wagging. "Yeah yeah yeah!" he said
sitting up a little.
Joey blinked in confusion. "Huh?"
"I want food."
They were all staring now.
Seto suddenly realized what he was doing and the alien blush was
coming back. He sat back down calmly and turned his face away.
Everyone shrugged and went back to eating their food.
After finishing their time at Burger World they went to the park.
'Thank God! This is almost over!'
Joey played football with Tristan and Yugi...or Yami
he couldn't tell.
Tea watched them from a park bench while Seto sat on the ground,
again at Joey's request, trying to resist the urge to chase the football.
Oh well, he tried.
Within minutes, he was out there on all fours chasing the football as it
flew in the air.
"Hey Tristan! Catch!" Joey said as he threw the ball making Seto chase
it.
Tristan laughed as he caught the ball and watched Seto run toward him.
"He really is like a dog!" he stated.
He passed the ball to Yugi right when Seto was two feet in front of him.
Yugi caught it also laughing and he too waited for Seto to come and then threw the ball. He threw it a little to late though and ended up get trampled by Seto, who had jumped for the ball.
Yugi laid there under the weight if Seto for a moment longer before he got off and chased the ball. Joey dropped it running to help Yugi. Seto grabbed the ball and disappeared.
"Yugi! Speak to me! Are you hurt?!"
"I will be if you don't get off me hair. Ow!"
Joey noticed he was standing on his hair and quickly got off. He went to the side of Yugi and him and Tristan helped him up.
"Where's that damn Kaiba?" Joey said out loud.
As if on cue, Seto came walking back on all fours his head held high as if he was proud of something.
"What the hell is wrong with you?! You're an idiot!! You could have killed Yugi!" Joey screamed at Seto who was now whimpering again.
"Hey, Joey...where did the football go?" Tristan asked.
Joey shrugged. "I think Kaiba took it."
"I did! I did!" shouted a very excited Seto.
Joey blinked a little confused. He never saw Kaiba act that way. All happy and excited. "Where did you put it?" he asked.
"I buried it."
"....You...buried it?"
"Yeah!"
Tristan and Yugi blinked. "Joey what the hell is going on?" they asked in unison.
Seto stopped and looked like he just woken up. He stared at Joey like this which kind of freaked him out.
"Uh...Kaiba you alright?"
Seto slowly got up and walked over to the bench trying very hard not to dig another hole on his way there.
Again, he tried.
Weird, no? I think so. Seto turns into a dog!! Yay! That's the best idea I've ever gotten!! and I can't get over it! YE!!! Anywayz Review if ya like!
Chapter 3: Doggie Thoughts
He had a tail.
"No!" he groaned. "God damn it!" He was wondering what to do now. He
couldn't tell Joey. Well...obviously.
He panic for just a miniate and then a thought came into his mind.
"Of course! Why didn't I think of that before could have saved myself
a lot of trouble! I could have paid him off! I'm rich!"
He griped the sink to control himself. He was ready to scream. Of course
Joey would have taken money! Anyone would! Geez!
Seto breathed in and out deeply several times before he actually
calmed down.
He calmly put the sweaty dog suit back on, made sure the hood was
covering the ears and that the tail wasn't showing and calmly walked
back out toward Joey.
"Ya all set dog boy?" he said in a mocking kind of voice.
Seto growled at him. "Shut up."
"Yeah whatever, come on boy! We're going to Burger World."
Seto glared at him. "How could you still be hungry?"
Joey merely shrugged. "I just am."
Seto followed them out of the arcade and down to Burger World.
Once in Burger World, Joey asked for everyone's order. After gathering
the orders, he started walking toward the counter beckoning Seto to
follow him.
'To pay no doubt.'
He followed him knowing this was a change to talk about the money he
could give him.
"Mutt." He said to Joey. Such a original opening.
"Hey! Kaiba! You ain't got no right calling me a mutt now!" he said a
little louder then was nessicary.
"Listen Wheeler, i will give you...oh....say 500$ if you leave me alone."
Joey pretended to think about it. "No."
Seto stared in disbelief. "Fine, 600$." Seto offered.
"No."
"700$"
"No."
"800$"
"No."
"Look mutt, I'm giving you a large amount of money or can't you count?"
Joey turned to face him. "Look," he started slowly," It's just too much
fun to let you go that easily." he shrugged. "Sorry."
Seto was losing his temper. If he won't take money then was there hope?
"What do you want? I'll give you anything you want if you let me go."
Joey looked at him funny. "Did you just figure that out? Because you
could have done that at the begining."
Seto groaned knowing he was right. He should have done that in the
begining of all this and it was a little late now.
"Fine, 1000$ then."
"Look Kaiba! I made a wish and I'm going to enjoy it while I can!"
Seto glared at him. "Wish?" he said. "Again with this 'wish'! What do
you mean wish?"
"Uhh..." Joey sputtered. What now? 'I guess I can only tell him the truth.'
He gulped and said,"Well, I made a wish yesterday that...that...you would
become a dog."
Seto stared at him for a moment longer then brust out laughing. (You
know, typical crazy 'I'm a loon' kind of laugh.)
Joey frowned. "What? You don't believe me? You had better because it's
true!"
Seto stopped laughing and just glared at him. He didn't believe in that
kind of shit.
"I don't believe you."
"Oh well that's to bad." Joey shrugged. "But whatever. It dosen't matter. I
will not except your money because I enjoy annoying the hell out of you
."
Seto gritted his teeth. "You know what I just realized."
"That you could have sicked assassin on me?"
"....Yes."
"Well that's too bad because even if you did, I would tell them your little
secret and they would tell everyone so ha! Now, pay the guy! I want
food!"
'How could he take that so lightly?' Seto wondered as he payed the guy.
He got back to the table as everyone started eating. He sat on the floor
at Joey's request and growled at him.
'Stop growling!' A voice shouted at him in his head. 'Your gonna get hit!'
'Not if you bite him first.' Said a more pasaive voice.
'Yeah...I should bite him so fast, he won't have a change to hit me.' he
thought.
'No! That never works!' said the less demanding voice again.
Seto whimpered at his own confusion not really knowing why.
Joey stared at him for a moment but then asked as if he was talking to a
baby, "Aww...Does Seto want food?"
Seto head perked up. His tail started wagging. "Yeah yeah yeah!" he said
sitting up a little.
Joey blinked in confusion. "Huh?"
"I want food."
They were all staring now.
Seto suddenly realized what he was doing and the alien blush was
coming back. He sat back down calmly and turned his face away.
Everyone shrugged and went back to eating their food.
After finishing their time at Burger World they went to the park.
'Thank God! This is almost over!'
Joey played football with Tristan and Yugi...or Yami
he couldn't tell.
Tea watched them from a park bench while Seto sat on the ground,
again at Joey's request, trying to resist the urge to chase the football.
Oh well, he tried.
Within minutes, he was out there on all fours chasing the football as it
flew in the air.
"Hey Tristan! Catch!" Joey said as he threw the ball making Seto chase
it.
Tristan laughed as he caught the ball and watched Seto run toward him.
"He really is like a dog!" he stated.
He passed the ball to Yugi right when Seto was two feet in front of him.
Yugi caught it also laughing and he too waited for Seto to come and then threw the ball. He threw it a little to late though and ended up get trampled by Seto, who had jumped for the ball.
Yugi laid there under the weight if Seto for a moment longer before he got off and chased the ball. Joey dropped it running to help Yugi. Seto grabbed the ball and disappeared.
"Yugi! Speak to me! Are you hurt?!"
"I will be if you don't get off me hair. Ow!"
Joey noticed he was standing on his hair and quickly got off. He went to the side of Yugi and him and Tristan helped him up.
"Where's that damn Kaiba?" Joey said out loud.
As if on cue, Seto came walking back on all fours his head held high as if he was proud of something.
"What the hell is wrong with you?! You're an idiot!! You could have killed Yugi!" Joey screamed at Seto who was now whimpering again.
"Hey, Joey...where did the football go?" Tristan asked.
Joey shrugged. "I think Kaiba took it."
"I did! I did!" shouted a very excited Seto.
Joey blinked a little confused. He never saw Kaiba act that way. All happy and excited. "Where did you put it?" he asked.
"I buried it."
"....You...buried it?"
"Yeah!"
Tristan and Yugi blinked. "Joey what the hell is going on?" they asked in unison.
Seto stopped and looked like he just woken up. He stared at Joey like this which kind of freaked him out.
"Uh...Kaiba you alright?"
Seto slowly got up and walked over to the bench trying very hard not to dig another hole on his way there.
Again, he tried.
Weird, no? I think so. Seto turns into a dog!! Yay! That's the best idea I've ever gotten!! and I can't get over it! YE!!! Anywayz Review if ya like!