Okay. I believe that I have the weirdest time to have inspiration. Well, I was up this morning at 2:30, and, lo and behold, I got tired! So, I very intelligently...went to bed. Well, around 4:15, I wrote this...thing. Which is below. I couldn't get to sleep, which is the only explanation I can think of.
It's sung to the tune of "Carol of the Bells". And I made it up in about the same amount of time it took me to write Aragorn: King. Personally, I think this is better because it was harder to do, but it's your opinion. Just as long as you review.
Sam and Frodo
Gollum, too, so
Now there is three
Three's company
Gollum's their guide
Sam's pushed aside
Frodo goes on
But Sam's not gone
Gollum's not there
In Shelob's lair
Frodo panics
Gets himself sticked
Sam is coming to the rescue!
Sam is coming to the rescue!
Sam saves Frodo
Now they can go
Kill the Great Eye
Die, Sauron, die!
You're probably staring at this as though the author is crazy. Well, I wrote this, so I don't think there's much doubt about it. Maybe I'll regain my sanity if you review (hint hint!).