Once apon a time a teacher known as Mr.Spray gave out an assignment. And oh, what an assignment it was. He told his students to write a story, but not just any story, oh no, but a story about your favorite T.V. show. The children wrote silently (for once) for a full 5 minutes, when suddenly he told them to stop. The puzzled kids were then told to pass their work two people behind them, for those new (and I say this loosly) authors were to continue their work. They wrote some more and were again told to stop, but this time to pass it to the right. So that is how it came to be that there are three authors to this "story". Therefore all flames should be written to Mr. Spray, or 'Spray Dog' as some of the more incompetant morons of my school like to call him, for it was he that created the assignment.

Disclaimer- I DO NOT own Fullmetal Alchemist and technically I don't even own the second & third paragraphs of this story. I won't tell if you won't.

It was going to be one of those days again. Ed was about to see Roy Stuck-up Mustang who would undoutably again make fun of his height problem. Ed grumbled all the way down the hall. He was wearing his red jacket over his black clothes. His golden hair was in it's traditional braid, and his white gloves covered the rest of his metal arm where the coat stopped. Ed had to take over Roy's life somehow...

Ed stayed up till dawn to think of a plan. At 7a.m. his plan went onto action. As Roy was leaving for work Ed knocked him out with his auto-matic b-b gun. He then hauled Roy into the house and put on a replica of Roy Stuck-up Mustang's get-up. He went to work, but hopfully know one would notice his disguise.

But one day he went to school and played house all day long. Then he didn't want to play any more, so he didn't. Then there was nothing fun to do.

By: People

First author: Gizmo

Second author: Dan the Man Sturgen

Third author: some preppy girl I don't know

Giz: I never ment to imply that Roy's middle name was Stuck-up. So what did you think of the story guys?

Roy: Why would you even make that my middle name?

Giz: I didn't! I just thought that Ed would insult you in his head. I was going to use a swear word you know. But I didn't want to get in trouble.

Ed: I sound like a freaking phycopath!

Roy:edges away from Ed

Ed: None of that's true! I would never even think somthing like that!

Giz: Yeah I was more than a little creeped out about the 2nd paragraph. But don't yell at me! I didn't make that one!

Ed: Who is this Dan! I'm going to kill him!

Giz: Ya know, you're not really doing a very good job of proving Dan wrong right now.

Ed: Get back here and say that to my face!

Giz: Yikes! Well until the next time that I actually get motivated enough to write, bye! dashes away from Ed with his transmuted auto-mail

Ziggy: Har like a pirate! pounces on Roy

Roy: Don't kill me!