A/N: Wowsers! I got a lot of good response quick, so I will continue with this! Thanks so much to all who reviewed! But this will DEFINATLEY be the last chapter!
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"Greg Sanders!" Sara seethed, kicking open the door to the lab where Greg usually worked. Warrick was there, waiting for Greg to get back.
"Sara… are you okay?"
"Warrick, will you help me get back at Greg? He made a tape of him and me kissing and stuff… I wouldn't do that… well, I did, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to make the tape… but I didn't mean anything by it! And he showed it to Grissom!" Warrick smiled.
"So I suppose he's not coming back here any time soon? I guess not… let's go."
"I was thinking we could steal his coffee!"
"Doesn't he keep that downstairs?"
"Yeah, let's go!" Sara charge out of the room, Warrick running behind her. She jumped down the stairs, skipping as many as she could.
"Whoa!" she heard Warrick shout. She turned in time to see him come flying towards her. They rolled down the remainder of the stairs and when they stopped, Sara was on top of Warrick. She looked down at him in shock.
"Hee hee…" She looked at the top of the stairs and saw Greg standing with something in his hands.
"Greg! I'm going to kill you!" Sara yelled, storming up the stairs and leaving Warrick in a heap at the bottom. When she got to the top, Greg was gone. There was a sticky note.
Find NickSara looked around the hall and saw Nick walking away from her with a sticky note attached to his back.
"Nick!" Sara called, reaching out to grab him. He whirled quickly and Sara put her hands our to stop a collision. The result was her hands resting oh his chest and him looking at her quizzically. Sighing, Sara reached behind him and grabbed the sticky note off of his back.
"You all right there, Sara?"
"I'm fine," Sara said, distracted.
Go see BrassGrowling, Sara ran to Brass's office. "Brass!" She called. She slammed open his door and tried to go to him, but ended up tripping over the rug and flying onto his desk with her head in his lap. Brass cleared his throat uncomfortably as Sara lifted her head. Smiling weakly and shrugging her shoulders, Sara looked up. Greg was outside the window, waving at her. Shrieking furiously, Sara got up and ran into the hall. Greg ran into Archie's room and locked the door behind him. Sara pounded on the door as Greg blew her a kiss. She smiled sarcastically and flipped him off.
"Sara?" She turned and saw Grissom walking towards her, one eyebrow raised. Panicky and nervous from Gregs' teasing, she flung her arms around Grissom's neck.
"I think Greg is trying to kill me!" Grissom, shocked, patted her back stiffly. They both looked at Greg, who was grinning wickedly and exclaiming to Archie, who was laughing and nodding enthusiastically. All Sara could do was wait for the fresh hell…
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It came soon enough.
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Greg had told Grissom about a report on CNN, so everyone was gathered in the break room; Grissom had given Sara strict orders not to kill Greg during work, even though they were all there after their shifts to see the report together. Greg walked in and Sara snarled at him. He smiled and turned on the TV. Sara watched as someone who looked familiar started to give a report.
Welcome to CNN; tonight we have a shocking report about one of Las Vegas' own criminalists. Several people have reported that Sara Sidle is in the job only for the men. A young man in the crime lab took this video.
Everyone watched, shocked, as Sara was seen kissing Greg. It got worse as it showed her on top of Warrick. Warrick whimpered a little. The screen then showed Sara touching Nicks' chest and reaching behind him. Sara felt like dying on the spot. Then, as the grand finale, it showed Sara hugging Grissom. The shot backed up and replayed in slow motion. Then it showed the reporter again. On the screen, 'the reporter' pulled off his fake beard and glasses and walked right up to the camera.
"You can't get me in trouble, Grissom, cause we're not on the clock!" Greg waved cheerily from the screen at the watching CSI's. "I lurve you Sara!" He kissed the screen and the shot turned to black. They all stared in disbelief as the tape ejected itself from the TV.
"GREG!" Everyone yelled, turning to glare venomously at the lab tech. However, Greg was already gone. Sara felt like punching something, and she was sure as hell hoping it would be Greg. Everyone looked furious except Grissom, who was smiling slightly.
"What do you have to smile about, Grissom?"
"Who feels like pulling a little overtime together?" Everyone listened as Grissom told them about his plan.
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THREE HOURS LATER"Shh!"
"Be quite, you'll wake him up!"
"Isn't this illegal?
"Be QUIET, Warrick!"
Sara, Grissom, Nick and Warrick were all sneaking around the bushes next to Gregs' house. Warrick dashed forward with a paperclip. The other CSIs' waited in hiding as he picked the lock. The door opened silently, and everyone dashed forward. It wasn't hard to find what they were looking for: they grabbed all that they could find and snuck back out, locking the door behind them.
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THE NEXT SHIFTGreg ran into work, his breathing ragged and his eyes blood-shot. He dashed into the break room, where everyone else was sitting, sipping on coffee. There were about a hundred empty cups littering the ground and they were each sipping on a cup.
"What… are you guys drinking that is so good you've had over 20 cups each?"
"Well, you hooked us onto it, actually Greggo." He looked behind them and saw him empty bags of Blue Hawaiian coffee.
"You guys stole my coffee! That's 40$ a pound!"
"I know, and totally worth it!" Smiling, Sara raised her cup. "Cheers!" Greg ran out of the break room, blubbering incoherently. Sara laughed out loud and touched cups with Grissom.
"Revenge is sweet."
