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My one and only

It was a very cold Christmas day. Ron Weasley woke up shouting, "Presents! Wake up everyone. Don't make he hurt you guys," as he yelled he was practically jumped up and down. Then out of now where Professor Dumbledore burst through the door.

"Oh my god! I mean good morning Professor." Ron yelled and at that statement the rest of the Gryffindor 7th year boys woke up.

"Professor Dumbledore?" Harry Potter asked groggily, "what are you doing here and at this hour?"

"Well my boy I wanted to wish you all a happy Christmas. I also want to give you all some candy," At that he started to throw candy at all the boys, "And deliver this gift to Ron." Then Dumbledore pulled out a beautifully wrapped present and handed it Ron.

"Now boys I want you all to do your homework." And with that he was gone.

"I wonder what that was all about." Ron said as he ripped the paper off. When he opened a box they revealed some pretty pink tissue paper and underneath that there was a pair of shoes.

"What is with these shoes? They look like they are for girls!" Ron said angrily. Then he picked up a shoe for everyone to see. It was a Pink Chaco sandal, "I don't wear girl's shoes," and with that he threw them across the room at the curtains.

After seeing this though the whole dorm had a good laugh about it. Actually Neville was laughing so much he was hyperventilating.

"Oh shut up you guys. Let's just go down to the great hall for breakfast." He said as he got dressed, but then the trouble started. He could not find his shoes.

"Okay, this is not funny where has my shoes gone to?"

"I don't know, but I know where a really hot pair is." Seamus said though all his laughter.

Why would Dumbledore do something like this to me? Ron thought to himself.

"Fine I will put them on, but it is only because I am really hungry."

So as the boys made there way down to the great hall. Ron could not stop thinking about how comfy these shoes where, but he was also noticing that he was getting a lot of weird looks from people. When they had finally entered the great hall it was like time just froze. Everyone was looking at Ron and those pink shoes. Then the silence was broken by a hysterical laugh. That laugh came from no one other than Severus Snape.

"Severus," Dumbledore hissed, "Please control you self."

"I don't think that I can Albus. Look at him it's just so funny." Then he continued to laugh.

"Hey Ron, look over here." And out of nowhere Colin Creevy popped up and snapped a picture of Ron in his new foot wear.

"Everyone please settle down," Dumbledore said to the student body, "I have a very important question. Who would like some sweets?"

Weeks had passed by and Ron just got more and more attached to the chacos and no one could understand why they where just a pair of shoes. The rest of the 7th years have been seeing a very weird change in Ron since he had received those shoes. Like he would slip out of the room at weird hours of the night and none of them new what he was doing. They all just assumed that he got himself a girlfriend. Then one night Harry decided to follow him, so he put on his invisibility cloak and started to follow his best friend. It seemed that they had walked around forever untill they came to their destination. Harry immediately recognized it as the perfects bathroom. After saying the password, evergreen, Harry followed Ron in to see who he was meeting. It just look liked Ron was taking a bath at first , but then Harry saw something that he never thought he was going to see in a million years. Ron was making out with his Chaco.

Oh my. Is he really doing what I think he is doing? Harry thought. He turned around to leave and then he heard.

"Sally Jean you are not like other shoes. There is something that I have wanted to tell you for awhile, and that is that I love you."

When Harry heard that he didn't know if he should be grossed out of if he should just laugh his ass off. He left the bathroom as quickly and as quietly as he could.

What in the world just happened? Not like the other shoes? Was that a pick up line or has he dates other shoes before. Harry was so confused, a tap dancing Voldemort in the middle of the great hall would have made much more since then this.

"I have to talk to Hermione." Just as Harry turned around to leave he ran into Professor Dumbledore.

"Um, good evening Professor and how are you doing on this lovely night I mean morning?"

"Well I am doing just splendid Harry, but I had a question for you. Would you like some sweets?"

"Um, no thank you professor that quite all right, but I think that I will go back to bed now." And with that Harry dashed off for the Gryffindor tower. Even though it was 3 in the morning Harry thought that the sooner he talked to Hermione the better.

KNOCK KNOCK

"What the bloody hell is going on." Someone shouted angrily inside of the girls' dormitory.

"Hermione, I need to talk to you now." Harry shouted. There was a sound of someone running towards the door.

"Harry, what's wrong? Is it you scar? Are you ok?" She asked rambled on.

"No I'm ok, but there is something about Ron I think we need to talk about."

"Well what is it?"

"Ron is in love with his shoe."

A/N: I hoped you like it I think it is very funny. Please review it only takes a sec! I would love you for ever!