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A/N: I forgot to mention that this idea came from a challenge that I found on fictionally and as soon as I find who posted that I will tell you and give them credit.

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My One and Only

Chapter 2

"He is what?" Hermione yelled. She was quite startled by what her friend Harry had just said.

"I said that he is in LOVE with his shoe."

"No, that can't be right," she started very quickly, "He is suppose to love me."

"Well I'm sorry because he doesn't." Harry said with a slightly amused tone.

"What are we going to do about this?"

"I don't know I suppose that we just let him be happy."

"All right I guess that would be the best friend thing to do." And with that Hermione turned around and went into the dormitory with out saying another word. Harry started making his was back into the common room when he heard Ron give the password to the portrait, so he jumped behind a couch in hopes that Ron did not see him.

"Yes I know Sally Jean I should tell my friends, but I just can't tell them. What would they think of me?" then there was a pause like Ron was waiting for the shoes to talk back, "Your right Sally Jean my friends will love me no matter what."

God couldn't he have thought of a better name then Sally Jean? Harry though, but then he slipped and he laughed.

"What was that," Ron said apprehensively, "I think there is someone here."

At that Harry knew that he couldn't hide from his friend anymore.

"Ron," He said as he stood up from behind the couch, "I know about Bobby Jean."

"It's Sally Jean." Ron said with what seemed like anger in his eyes.

"Ok, I'm sorry. I know about Sally Jeanand I wanted to tell you that I don't care that you are dating a shoe."

"Really? You don't care?" He said with an amazed tone.

"No I'm happy for you and so is Hermione."

"She doesn't care either?"

"No, now if it is ok with you I am going to sleep."

Well apparently when Ron heard that Harry and Hermione where ok with his love interest. He thought that the rest of the school would be ok with it, but he had to learn that the hard way

"Hey Weasel!" Draco Malfoy shouted at him, "Word is that you are in love with a shoe!" When he said this Ron punched him.

"So what if I am!" was the only thing he could up for a comeback. Then the two saw that Professor Snape was coming towards them and that was they knew that they where going to get in trouble for fighting. Instead of yelling when he came up though Snape just started to laugh.

"Oh god Weasley, You in love with a shoe is just too hilarious." He said as he continued to roll around on the floor laughing.

"Honestly Severus you are a professor show some dignity," Professor McGonagall said as she walked up to the group, "I mean what is so funny that you must act this way?"

It took all that Snape had just to point at Ron.

"Mr. Weasley can you please explain the situation?" She said with a sigh.

"Well you see Professor, Malfoy came up to me and started making fun of my love for Sally Jean."

When Snape heard that there was a name for the shoe he started to crack up again, "Oh god Sally Jean? You're killing me here Weasley."

"Go on Ron." McGonagall said glaring at Snape.

"Well after Malfoy made fun of me I punched him. After that Professor Snape came over and has been laughing ever since."

"Ok, thank you for explaining all of this to me. Now I just have one more question."

"Of course Professor. What is it?"

"Who is Sally Jean?"

"Well, you see Professor Sally Jean is my shoe," Ron said pointing to the Chaco that was on his foot, "and I love her very much."

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