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My One and Only

Chapter 3

Minerva McGonagall could not believe what her student had just said to her. "Excuse me what did you say Mr. Weasley?"

"I said that I love my shoe Sally Jean." Ron said more slowly.

Oh my, McGonagall thought, this is turning out just like one of those muggle soap operas. "Ok Mr. Weasley and Mr. Malfoy you are both free to go."

"Thank you professor." The both mumbled and then they went their separate ways.

Why on earth would that boy love a shoe? She thought. I have to see Albus, so she started to make her way to the headmaster's office to ask him about this weird happening.

"You may enter." Dumbledore said as she knocked on the door, "Why Minerva what do I owe the pleasure?"

"Hello Albus, I was wondering if you were a where of what Mr. Weasley was up to lately." She said with a slightly confused tone.

"Why yes," he said with a little twinkle in his eye, "I think that young Ron is dating a lovely shoe named Sally Jean."

"Don't you think it is a little strange?"

"No, I don't think it is strange at all."

"Well fine then," she yelled exasperated tone, "There has to be a logical explanation and I will find out!" Then McGonagall was about to storm out then she heard the headmaster again.

"Wait, Minerva." He shouted.

"What is it Albus?"

"Would you like some sweets?"

"For the love of god give the sweets a rest." After she said that Minerva McGonagall stormed out of the office.

There has to be a logical explanation for all of this, this madness. I will figure this out.

"Harry, I got a problem." Ron whined to his best friend.

"What is it Ron?"

"Why does everyone think it is weird that I love Sally Jean?"

I can not believe that he just asked me that. What is he crazy? "You see Ron," he started, "There are not very many people that well love a shoe."

"So, they shouldn't care about it, because it doesn't pertain to them."

Harry sighed and then looked at his friend, "I know Ron I think it is better if you just drop the subject."

"Ok I suppose your right." Then Ron turned around and left the dorm.

Ron was sneaking out again late at night. He of course was going to the perfects bathroom to spend some time with Sally Jean.

Minerva McGonagall didn't know why, but she felt as though that she needed to go to the perfects bathroom. It was like she was drawn to it, and she didn't know why. When she said the password and went in she immediately knew why. There was her student Ron Weasley and he was making out with that shoe that he loved so much. Then she knew exactly why Ron felt that way about his shoe."

The End

A/N: yeah the ending sucked didn't? But I was running low on ideas it was like they just left me. Truth be told this chapter took me awhile, and that is why it's so short. Thank you much for taking the time to read this and reviews are always welcome.