AN: I decided to do another short with Jon/Bakura on the run.

Harry2: Yeah, I know, I hated how you find that all out after the fact with the Anime, so I decided to change things

Salestia: Probably, but it'll be a while


"Have I said how much I hate my life?" the young clone muttered to himself.

-Four thousand, six hundred and...- Bakura responded, -...twelve, no thirteen times.-

"Well add another, I'm really starting to hate my life!"

-Well, time for comments later, morons with guns comming to discect us to deal with,- the spirit griped as he fingered a card.

"Shall we give our new toy a trial run?" he asked with a distinctly O'niell smirk.

"Sounds like fun," Bakura whispered as he took over.

The NID agent smiled as he raised the Zat, only to pause when the target started cackling with a glowing eye on his forehead. Then it turned into a scream as a masswive monster disintigrated the building as it materialized.

"Blue Eyes White Dragon!" the entity ordered, "White Lightning Attack!"


"What the hell is that!" Jack O'neil yelled from the seat of th car on the other side of town.

"I don't know sir," Carter responded as the car swerved.

"You said dragons didn't exist O'neil," Teal'c commented.

"Why do I get the feeling that Mini-me is somehow behind this?"


-You know, perhaps we should introduce our new pet to a certain Senator,- Jon wondered as commandos scattered under the blasts of the massive dragon.

"You know, that would be fun," the spirit commented, "But how do we get there?"

-Is there any cards for teleportation?-

"None to my knowledge."

-Then, let's make a Change of Heart for one of these assholes,- Jon suggested.

"Oooh, I've corrupted you already," Bakure chimed in with glee.

-Don't rub it in,- the clone muttered to his other self.


Two days later, the team leader reported in, unfortunately, he came armed and started shooting...