Harry woke around five o'clock. He got up and got dress. Harry, after a few minutes of looking around the dormitory, started to pick and clean the room. After about an hour of cleaning he headed down to the common room and started to clean there.
Around six o'clock, some people were started to come down. People were shocked to see it so clean. Hermione came down and also noticed how clean it was, but it took her about 5 minutes to see who was doing the cleaning.
"Harry what are you doing and wow this place is clean!" Hermione said looking around the common room.
"Oh… Hellos miss. I was just cleaning this filthy room. Do you know how many dust bunnies were under the couch? It is disgusting." Harry said this as he waved his hands in the direction of the couch.
As Hermione was staring at Harry in awe Ron walked in and started to do the same. Harry was, at the moment, cleaning under the fire logs has the other two just stared.
Hermione pulled Ron to the side and started to talk. "Ron, there is something going on. Harry is acting like… like… a muggle! MY parents don't act like this, but others do. Harry is cleaning everything in sight, he called me 'Miss', and he is doing all his homework on time. We have to do something. First we have to think when did he start acting this way?"
"He started to act this way… yesterday morning. Remember he did all his homework and his hair was flat." Ron said still trying to remember everything that happens yesterday.
"I think I know what is happening, but we are going to have to watch Harry more closely today." Hermione started.
"Well… What is your theory on why he is acting this way?" Ron asked.
Before Hermione answered they stopped to look at Harry who was now organizing the message board. "Well… I think it might have something to do with Snape testing potions on him."
Later in History of Magic with Professor Binns
"And in 1764 the Goblins attacked the wizards of Rome." Binns finished saying. "What is it Harry" For Harry's hand was in the air.
"That is not true. There in no such thing has magic. You're not even a real ghost you are a hologram." Harry stated.
Everyone looked at him has if he had gone crazy. Harry walked up to Professor Binns and started to put his hand threw him. Harry, being the idiot that he has become, did this to prove that Binns wasn't real. Of course everyone was to busy laughing at Harry to care what he said because he was sticking his hand in and out of Binns' private parts!
"See if he were real I would be touching his… you know… dick." Harry said with a shout.
That was when the laughing got so out of control that half of the class had to go to the nurse cause breathing problems. Hermione and Ron quickly grabbed Harry and out of the classroom before he was given detention. As they were walking Harry said something that shocked Ron Hermione most profoundly.
"Ron… I never really saw how cute you are before. With your gorgeous red hair and your beautiful blue eyes." Harry stated has he stared into Ron eyes.
Ron quickly let go of Harry and backed away from him. Hermione, who still holding on to Harry, rapidly let go and said. "Your gay now! That is so revolting! How sick can you get!" Hermione started to gag.
"I think it see time to bring him to Professor Snape." Ron said. Hermione nodded at the idea and again grabbed Harry's arm and headed up the stairs to Snape's office. Ron walked slowly behind. For Harry, he was trying to get out Hermione's grip so he can go snog with Ron.