Chapter 1
The Adventure Begins.
Laboratory of Doctor Weird. Somewhere near the south jersey shore.
"Gentlemen" Dr.Wierd said. "Behold!" He holds out his hand and reveals a small orb type thing.
Steve leaned closer and asked "What is it?"
"I don't know, it seems squishy, I'll squeeze it"
Dr. Weird squeezes it and his laboratory explodes.
Steve asked after coughing "Wow that was a pretty big explosion, are you okay?" Steve looks at doctor weird plastered against the wall. "Um, yeah." Steve runs off. "Have a good weekend."
Frylock was knocking on the doors of Master Shake's bedroom. He called "Shake that show that you like is on."
Meatwad said "Yeah, its assisted living Dracula, two!"
Frylock tried to open the door "Damn, it's locked."
"Alright fine, I'm changing the channel, this crap bugs me anyway."
Carl knocked on the door. He sounded quite angry. Frylock opened the door and Carl burst in. "Where the hell is Shake?"
Frylock hovered over and said "I don't know, his room is locked."
"Then blow the fricking door down, my house is smashed."
Frylock looked over and saw that Carl's house was destroyed. A pixelized spaceship was landed in the center of the wreckage. "I Think I know who destroyed your house Carl." Frylock said.
"Yeah, Fallobites or something like that."
"Don't you mean Mooninites?"
"Yeah, those guys."
"They destroyed your house."
"You think I don't know that? I saw them break into shakes room after that."
"You want to check it out?"
"Hell yeah." Carl smiled.
Meatwad said, "Hey, I wanna come!"
Frylock turned to Meatwad. "I'm sorry Meatwad, you shouldn't be in there. It would be too disturbing."
Meatwad turned over and got sort of mad. "Why? I wanna sabotage his plans. Whatever that means. Shake said that he was going to sabotage my breakfast cereal with poison so I would die."
Frylock shook his head in disgust. "He is such a jerk."
"Damn right he is!"
Carl looked at the time and said "Oh yeah before I stick shake on the end of a spear, I got a lap dance scheduled in a couple of minutes, so I got to go."
Carl walked away. "What happened to my car?" he yelled. Carl came back, "Fry man, can you send me to bouncing melons? We'll plan revenge on shake later."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes." Carl was getting really angry now. "Now send me before I load it into my shotgun and load that into your head."
Frylock shook his head, "Okay fine." "TO BOUNCING MELONS!"
Carl flew up in the air and came down right in the ladies dressing room. They attacked him like amazons.
Frylock shut the door as it began to rain.
A familiar face looked into the windows of the Force's house. (No not the mooninites.)
To Be Continued…
