Chapter 4
Revenge Of Happy Time Harry
Carl slowly got up. Frylock and Meatwad were sitting and watching T.V. Carl said "Whoa, how long was I out?"
Frylock lowered the fry that had the watch on it and replied "Oh, about four hours."
"Damn, that venom is powerful."
"Well, it did come from a spider about the size of you."
"Yeah, you're probably right."
Ol' Drippy intervened, "Isn't it time that we continued on, from what I saw, the dungeon goes down for a few more levels."
Carl said as he strapped his swords scabbard to his sweatpants "Why, grunt cant it just come to us? grunt"
Ol' Drippy shook his head, which was more of his body. "No, you have to work for things if you want the end results."
Carl looked down. "Oh," There was a pause "That explains a lot."
Ol' Drippy walked down the hall. "Well, we had better get going. Shake could be in trouble."
Frylock said "Hey, wasn't shake the one who betrayed you and got you hit by that truck?"
Ol' Drippy nodded his head, "Yes, but when someone strikes you on the cheek, simply turn the other one."
Carl thought He is a pretty good fighter, but his biblical nature really pisses me off.
They walked down the hallway, climbed down the stairs and passed the first arena. There was another spiral staircase, and they also climbed down it. This platform was the same as the first one, except there was a sizable hole in the middle. As Carl stepped onto the platform there was a whirring noise.
A circular platform slid up in the center and in the center was Happy Time Harry.
Meatwad shuddered, seeing that he really didn't like that doll. Happy Time Harry staggered towards Carl and said "Oh, its you. Where is that stupid milkshake?"
Frylock hovered over and said "So you don't know where shake is?"
"You kidding? If I did, I would have sliced him ear to ear."
"What are you talking about? He could have easily blown your jaw off with a firecracker!"
"But, after that fall down the magic cliff, I have become a Highlander!"
Carl drew his sword and said "Not if I can help it. After I saw shake take his spill down that cliff, I decided to drop down too. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!"
Frylock flew in between Carl and Happy Time Harry. "Why do Highlanders fight? They won't be killing each other." He said.
Carl nodded his head in aggrement. Happy time Harry, for no apparent reason, started throwing up on the stone. Carl shook his head and kicked the doll off the floor, sending him careening through the air until he heard the sound of plastic meeting even more cold stone.
Meatwad looked around and said "Why did that seem too easy?"
Ol' Drippy said "Yes, that seemed too easy, there must be something else that is going on here."
Carl nodded his head and said "Well, the next challenge will probably be harder." He started walking toward the next staircase, all of a sudden, one of the blocks beneath him fell down. "HOLY CRAP!" He yelled as he jumped back just in time. He sepped on the rock next to it and that one fell down as well. It shattered as it hit the platform below it.
Ol' Drippy said "Hmm… interesting. A simple floor trap. If you fall down that, you're toast."
Meatwad was confused. He asked "Well then how come that Happy time Harry didn't, um, cause the blocks to fall?"
"Meatwad, he was so light that he never was able to spring the trap."
"Oh, I get it." There was a slight pause. "No, wait. No I don't."
Frylock began tossing French fries down on the floor and watching the blocks fall down. Slowly, but surley, a path through the trap was formed. Frylock looked at Carl and said "Well, you can go first."
Carl stepped across the path with great anticipation. Just as he reached the staircase, the block that held it to the platform fell through. Carl jumped on the staircase just in time, but the rest of the path gave away and fell down.
Meatwad morphed into a platform and said "Take the meat bridge!"
Drippy slid across the bridge and Frylock hovered across. As soon as they were on the stairwell, the rest of the platform collapsed and fell down.
"That was a close one." Meatwad said.
They continued down the staircase.
To Be Continued…
