Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. Or the Irish cream, SINCE I CAN'T
FIND IT!
Evil ducky: MWhahaaahahaha, you will never find it. It is in the place where you would never go.
Dreah: *gasp* NO! YOU WOULDN'T!!!!
Evil ducky: That is right. I did.
Dreah: Dun dun dun!!!! NO!!! NOT HERMIONE'S EVIL UNDERWEAR DRAWER OF DOOM!!!! POOR IRISH CREAM!
Welcome to our fanfic: What drove Hogwarts outsane by: Dreah Jones and Talia Treves
Dreah Riddle rolled her eyes at her father. "Mwahahaaahaha! At last my evil plan will finally come true!" Tom Riddle, commenly known as "Voldemort" or "Voldy" to some exclaimed evilly. He took a bunch of white fluffy stuff in his hand and threw it into the air. "IT WILL SNOW IN SUMMER!!!" he bellowed gidilly.
Dreah rolled her eyes again as styrofoam fluff got into her golden blonde ringlets. 'Where the heck did her father get these ideas?' Suddenly a small weak man knicknamed "wormtail" walked in. 'Oh, that explains it. We're not paying that shrink enough, I'll handle that. MWhahahaa' "Master, it is almost time to send your daughter to Hogwarts." he said. "And she needs clothes"
Voldemorte stopped playing in the "snow" and looked at his servant with a terrified look. "CLOTHES!? NOO!!!" he shreiked in horror. Suddenly the dark lord did the most multitasking a man had ever done in history: he huddled in a corner rocking back and forth, hugged his teddybear tight, wimpered AND went to his happy place at the SAME TIME.
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The next day Dreah went shopping and saw one of her very dear friends: Talia Treves. Dreah's purple eyes shined with excitement and her tanned skin seemed to glow. The girl in front of her had grown so much in five years. Her elf ears still pointy, milk cream skin amazing, chocolate brown eyes filled with depth and wisdom, chestnut brown hair that gleamed auburn in the summer sun. And of course, her energectic, everlasting smile.
"Tails! Shizzle my nizzle!" she exclaimed in her little slang words. Talia ploughed Dreah over with a huge hug screaming "Wheeeeee!!!" After they had finished dusting themselves off Talia and Dreah went off to go clothes shopping. DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!! I won't go into the details of having to beat down other women with sticks just to get that perfect set of robes. But Talia's "wheee" diving did help alot (When I say that I meant she scared off all the competition). ORO!!!!??????
Later that day Dreah arrived back home to find her father playing poker. "Read 'em and weep 'im Voldy" Dr. Evil gloated as he showed a full house. The devil and Darth Vador groaned, Dr. Evil always won! "Are you sure your not cheating Voldy?" Darth Vador asked suspiciously. "Yeah, because if you are you suck at it!" the devil added. Voldemort slitted his eyes and said "Are you inquiring that I am a CHEATER!?" The three evil men looked at each other, then nodded. Voldemort opened his mouth for a come back but his daughter butted in.
"Dad, don't you dare even trying to speak! You can't even kill an infant, let alone diss some of the most evil men of all time!" she exclaimed. The devil, Darth Vador and Dr. Evil blushed at this. "Your daughter is such a sweetheart. You must be proud. But we must be going now." Dr. Evil said hastily and with a puff of smoke and a chorus of "Mwhahaahahaha"s they were gone.
Voldemort suddenly screamed in agony. Dreah cocked an eyebrow at this. "NOOO!!! THEY LEFT WITH MY MONEY, MY IRISH CREAM AAAANNNNDDDD SOME OF MY STYROFOAM!!!!! THEY'RE TRYING TO STEAL MY EVIL PLOTS!!!! CURSE THEM!!!!"
Evil ducky: MWhahaaahahaha, you will never find it. It is in the place where you would never go.
Dreah: *gasp* NO! YOU WOULDN'T!!!!
Evil ducky: That is right. I did.
Dreah: Dun dun dun!!!! NO!!! NOT HERMIONE'S EVIL UNDERWEAR DRAWER OF DOOM!!!! POOR IRISH CREAM!
Welcome to our fanfic: What drove Hogwarts outsane by: Dreah Jones and Talia Treves
Dreah Riddle rolled her eyes at her father. "Mwahahaaahaha! At last my evil plan will finally come true!" Tom Riddle, commenly known as "Voldemort" or "Voldy" to some exclaimed evilly. He took a bunch of white fluffy stuff in his hand and threw it into the air. "IT WILL SNOW IN SUMMER!!!" he bellowed gidilly.
Dreah rolled her eyes again as styrofoam fluff got into her golden blonde ringlets. 'Where the heck did her father get these ideas?' Suddenly a small weak man knicknamed "wormtail" walked in. 'Oh, that explains it. We're not paying that shrink enough, I'll handle that. MWhahahaa' "Master, it is almost time to send your daughter to Hogwarts." he said. "And she needs clothes"
Voldemorte stopped playing in the "snow" and looked at his servant with a terrified look. "CLOTHES!? NOO!!!" he shreiked in horror. Suddenly the dark lord did the most multitasking a man had ever done in history: he huddled in a corner rocking back and forth, hugged his teddybear tight, wimpered AND went to his happy place at the SAME TIME.
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The next day Dreah went shopping and saw one of her very dear friends: Talia Treves. Dreah's purple eyes shined with excitement and her tanned skin seemed to glow. The girl in front of her had grown so much in five years. Her elf ears still pointy, milk cream skin amazing, chocolate brown eyes filled with depth and wisdom, chestnut brown hair that gleamed auburn in the summer sun. And of course, her energectic, everlasting smile.
"Tails! Shizzle my nizzle!" she exclaimed in her little slang words. Talia ploughed Dreah over with a huge hug screaming "Wheeeeee!!!" After they had finished dusting themselves off Talia and Dreah went off to go clothes shopping. DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!! I won't go into the details of having to beat down other women with sticks just to get that perfect set of robes. But Talia's "wheee" diving did help alot (When I say that I meant she scared off all the competition). ORO!!!!??????
Later that day Dreah arrived back home to find her father playing poker. "Read 'em and weep 'im Voldy" Dr. Evil gloated as he showed a full house. The devil and Darth Vador groaned, Dr. Evil always won! "Are you sure your not cheating Voldy?" Darth Vador asked suspiciously. "Yeah, because if you are you suck at it!" the devil added. Voldemort slitted his eyes and said "Are you inquiring that I am a CHEATER!?" The three evil men looked at each other, then nodded. Voldemort opened his mouth for a come back but his daughter butted in.
"Dad, don't you dare even trying to speak! You can't even kill an infant, let alone diss some of the most evil men of all time!" she exclaimed. The devil, Darth Vador and Dr. Evil blushed at this. "Your daughter is such a sweetheart. You must be proud. But we must be going now." Dr. Evil said hastily and with a puff of smoke and a chorus of "Mwhahaahahaha"s they were gone.
Voldemort suddenly screamed in agony. Dreah cocked an eyebrow at this. "NOOO!!! THEY LEFT WITH MY MONEY, MY IRISH CREAM AAAANNNNDDDD SOME OF MY STYROFOAM!!!!! THEY'RE TRYING TO STEAL MY EVIL PLOTS!!!! CURSE THEM!!!!"