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Evil ducky: Il habite dans un ananas sur la mer: pongebob Pantalonscart
Dreah: Did you just sing Spongebob Squarepants in French!?
Evil ducky: Wee Mademoiselle!
Talia: Qui est ton papa!
Dreah and evil ducky: *strange looks*
Talia: Who's your daddy! Come on people!
Chapter two: the train
Dreah woke up and looked out the window. Another rainy day, why doesn't the devil ever make it sun!? Just to spite the vampires! It's an evil enough explanation! But, in the kitchen it was "snowing" as her father put it. Yes Voldemorte, the mighty and fearless was sitting on the ground, in a Santa costume, throwing fluff and peanut packings and giving death eaters Christmas cookies.
All the death eaters stood at Dreah as she entered, being the evil genius's daughter and all made her like Princess Lea or something. Hey that was catchy, Princess Dreah! Mwhahahaa, it rhymes doesn't it?
"How very pleasant it is to see that our youth is picking up it's evil traits Madame Riddle." Lucious Malfoy said as he bowed. Dreah rolled her eyes and muttered "Stick a sock in it albino boy!" Now where was that yummy son of his? "I want cookies! Do do do do do do do!" Voldemorte sang as he skipped over her with a fresh batch of newly made cookies. Dreah stuck out her leg and THUD!
....................................... On the train:
"Dreah!" Tails screamed as she bowled her friend over in joy. Dreah laughed. "Hey there Talia!" she exclaimed. They found an empty compartment and started what appeared to be a simple chess game.
Talia moved her pawn towards the other side and Dreah whipped a card out of a plastic ziplock bag (prevents freezerburn!) "What is the squeaky side of a jell-o tree trunk?" she asked in a professional voice. "Err.Oh I know! The square root of the pant trees goblligimblo stuvohimer!" Talia squeaked proudly. Dre narrowed her eyes in suspicion but still yelled "correct!"
Next Dreah moved her pawn farthest right forwards. Before Talia could take out a card she exclaimed "sqeakinreamoi!" Talia gasped. "No!" "Yes. Bwhahaha" "Jeez, ok tone it down Dre!" Talia took a purple card out of a green plastic bag and said in barely a whispered "Go out into the hall in just your underwear, hop up and down on one foot and scream Qui est ton papa"
The next second all you could hear was "Qui est ton papa!?" screams of terror, clicks of cameras and wolf whistles. Dreah entered the compartment in a black bra with pink cherry blossoms all over it and matching underwear. "Well, that was amusing" Talia smirked. Dreah was blushing to full extent. "D-Draco Malfoy was out there!" she exclaimed in humiliation. "I told you never to take a sqeakinreamoi! But you never listen to me!" Talia said smugly. "Can anyone blame me for not listening to you? Your crazy, remember?" "Good point"
Twenty minutes later...
"Oilaperwyzrawigger!" Talia screeched in satisfaction. "NOOOO! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN! I WAS SO CLOSE! I'M MELTING!" Dreah screamed as she ran in circles (by now they were both in uniform of course) and attempted to hang herself with her black tie. But thankfully, her friend stopped her. Not even Tails was THAT crazy, who would let their best friend hang themself?
The compartment door swung open just as Dreah had done redoing her tie. Talia turned around in delight to tell whoever it was they would die (hey, everybody has to eventually!) but stopped. If she embarrassed Dreah in front of Draco Malfoy then she would be dead sooner than she thought. Of course if it was anyone else she would just go ahead and embarrass her but this was an acception. Besides, Dreah had already embarrassed herself in front of him that day.
Dreah practically drooled, her jaw definitely dropped and a dreamy look entered her eyes. Talia flicked Dreah's head, closed her jaw and kicked her in the shins, earning a glare. "I saw your little show earlier today Riddle. Quite impressive" he smirked. Dreah almost blushed, but out of dignity didn't. "Well you wouldn't have if it weren't for a game we were playing so don't flatter yourself Malfoy" she said snottily. "Playing hard to get? I like that. How about a private show tonight?" he suggested. "In your dreams, like I would ever sleep with a servant. For you see, you come from a highly respectable family but you still serve my father." Dreah said lazily. 'Even though he loses at poker, has a shrink, bakes cookies, plays with "snow" and waits for the easter bunny to take him away every night' she thought to herself and sniggered as Malfoy left her compartment. Talia high fived her best friend.
Evil ducky: Il habite dans un ananas sur la mer: pongebob Pantalonscart
Dreah: Did you just sing Spongebob Squarepants in French!?
Evil ducky: Wee Mademoiselle!
Talia: Qui est ton papa!
Dreah and evil ducky: *strange looks*
Talia: Who's your daddy! Come on people!
Chapter two: the train
Dreah woke up and looked out the window. Another rainy day, why doesn't the devil ever make it sun!? Just to spite the vampires! It's an evil enough explanation! But, in the kitchen it was "snowing" as her father put it. Yes Voldemorte, the mighty and fearless was sitting on the ground, in a Santa costume, throwing fluff and peanut packings and giving death eaters Christmas cookies.
All the death eaters stood at Dreah as she entered, being the evil genius's daughter and all made her like Princess Lea or something. Hey that was catchy, Princess Dreah! Mwhahahaa, it rhymes doesn't it?
"How very pleasant it is to see that our youth is picking up it's evil traits Madame Riddle." Lucious Malfoy said as he bowed. Dreah rolled her eyes and muttered "Stick a sock in it albino boy!" Now where was that yummy son of his? "I want cookies! Do do do do do do do!" Voldemorte sang as he skipped over her with a fresh batch of newly made cookies. Dreah stuck out her leg and THUD!
....................................... On the train:
"Dreah!" Tails screamed as she bowled her friend over in joy. Dreah laughed. "Hey there Talia!" she exclaimed. They found an empty compartment and started what appeared to be a simple chess game.
Talia moved her pawn towards the other side and Dreah whipped a card out of a plastic ziplock bag (prevents freezerburn!) "What is the squeaky side of a jell-o tree trunk?" she asked in a professional voice. "Err.Oh I know! The square root of the pant trees goblligimblo stuvohimer!" Talia squeaked proudly. Dre narrowed her eyes in suspicion but still yelled "correct!"
Next Dreah moved her pawn farthest right forwards. Before Talia could take out a card she exclaimed "sqeakinreamoi!" Talia gasped. "No!" "Yes. Bwhahaha" "Jeez, ok tone it down Dre!" Talia took a purple card out of a green plastic bag and said in barely a whispered "Go out into the hall in just your underwear, hop up and down on one foot and scream Qui est ton papa"
The next second all you could hear was "Qui est ton papa!?" screams of terror, clicks of cameras and wolf whistles. Dreah entered the compartment in a black bra with pink cherry blossoms all over it and matching underwear. "Well, that was amusing" Talia smirked. Dreah was blushing to full extent. "D-Draco Malfoy was out there!" she exclaimed in humiliation. "I told you never to take a sqeakinreamoi! But you never listen to me!" Talia said smugly. "Can anyone blame me for not listening to you? Your crazy, remember?" "Good point"
Twenty minutes later...
"Oilaperwyzrawigger!" Talia screeched in satisfaction. "NOOOO! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN! I WAS SO CLOSE! I'M MELTING!" Dreah screamed as she ran in circles (by now they were both in uniform of course) and attempted to hang herself with her black tie. But thankfully, her friend stopped her. Not even Tails was THAT crazy, who would let their best friend hang themself?
The compartment door swung open just as Dreah had done redoing her tie. Talia turned around in delight to tell whoever it was they would die (hey, everybody has to eventually!) but stopped. If she embarrassed Dreah in front of Draco Malfoy then she would be dead sooner than she thought. Of course if it was anyone else she would just go ahead and embarrass her but this was an acception. Besides, Dreah had already embarrassed herself in front of him that day.
Dreah practically drooled, her jaw definitely dropped and a dreamy look entered her eyes. Talia flicked Dreah's head, closed her jaw and kicked her in the shins, earning a glare. "I saw your little show earlier today Riddle. Quite impressive" he smirked. Dreah almost blushed, but out of dignity didn't. "Well you wouldn't have if it weren't for a game we were playing so don't flatter yourself Malfoy" she said snottily. "Playing hard to get? I like that. How about a private show tonight?" he suggested. "In your dreams, like I would ever sleep with a servant. For you see, you come from a highly respectable family but you still serve my father." Dreah said lazily. 'Even though he loses at poker, has a shrink, bakes cookies, plays with "snow" and waits for the easter bunny to take him away every night' she thought to herself and sniggered as Malfoy left her compartment. Talia high fived her best friend.