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immortality and the Lord of the rings!
Evil ducky: You do NOT!
Dreah: Yes we do! We bought the rights to them yesterday!
Evil ducky: Really!?
Talia: Would we lie to you?
Evil ducky: Let me see. I'm talking to a schizophrenic and a person who just escaped from the outsane asylum, yes you would! Why does everything good in life go away!?
Dreah and Talia: There is always next chapter!
Chapter 4: the announcement
Dreah and Talia were delighted as tons of food appeared before them. Talia was currently giggling uncontrollably and having an eating contest with Ron, AND winning! Dreah was just eating contentedly. Everyone was crowded around Talia and rooting for her.
'Why on earth are they paying attention to her when she's making such a fool of herself?' she thought, then the annoying voice in her head spoke up AGAIN. 'Maybe it's her personality' 'Personality!? That's dumb! It goes against everything my father has taught me!' 'Your father also taught you to bake Christmas cookies, play with pretend snow, get your butt kicked by an infant AND how to drown a fish in the bathtub' 'Sod off, I hate it when your right'.
Somebody did a "hem hem" behind Dreah, making her turn around to face a slender crimson haired girl. "Virginia Weasley, I've been waiting to talk to you" Dreah said in a wise voice. "Really? I'm surprised you know my name." she replied in a sweet tone. Dreah laughed "That Valentine will never be forgotten" "Damn it! I told the magazines to sod off after a year or two!" "Yes, but your still current obsession with Potter is obvious" Suddenly there was an outburst of "Who's your daddy!" and Talia hopped over to them. "Actually, it wasn't the magazines that tipped us off."
When Ginny had left Dreah and Talia kept eating and randomly talking about abstract things. When everyone was done the plates were magically cleared and Dumbledore stood up, making the great hall ring with silence. "I have an announcement. This year we have the normal rules. No going into the forbidden forest, no first years are permitted brooms, etcetera. But I am adding one on. Everybody must sing at least one song per day, I recommend that it express your feelings, songs are very good for your mental health" he said and sat back down.
Everyone started to talk all at once. "Ok, Dumbledore really shouldn't be talking about mental health" Talia commented. "Well neither should you Tails!" Dreah pointed out. "Ah, but I do have my moments" Tails said wisely. They stood up and followed the crowd to the Gryffindor tower, where they went up to their dorm and found their things all set out for them, including a timetable. "
"I see now! We spend one week with a house and one week with another. But we can only represent one house for quidditch." Talia said, disappointed at the last bit. "That's ok, I'm rubbish at sports anyways. I want to be the announcer person!" Dreah exclaimed. "We are SO going to turn this place around Dre!" Tails exclaimed giddily. "Literally! The bomb is almost ready!" Dre said, punching the air with excitement.
The two girls brushed their teeth, washed their faces, put on various acne products (hey a girl has to take care of hygene!), and brushed their hair. Dreah climbed into bed with silk green pajamas, Talia climbed into her bed with rainbow pajamas with the word MOO all over it. They slept soundly that night, not noticing the tooth fairy, boogey man, sandman OR the cow jumping over the moon. But in the morning they would indeed discover that the sock thief was there.
Talia: Wait one second! Dreah!
Dreah: *innocent look* I didn't steal socks!
Evil ducky: suuure you didn't!
Dreah: Fine, sue me! Wait don't! I did a disclaimer! But I stole your socks, mwhahaha!
Talia: Revenge will be mine! *turns and runs into the wall*
Evil ducky: You do NOT!
Dreah: Yes we do! We bought the rights to them yesterday!
Evil ducky: Really!?
Talia: Would we lie to you?
Evil ducky: Let me see. I'm talking to a schizophrenic and a person who just escaped from the outsane asylum, yes you would! Why does everything good in life go away!?
Dreah and Talia: There is always next chapter!
Chapter 4: the announcement
Dreah and Talia were delighted as tons of food appeared before them. Talia was currently giggling uncontrollably and having an eating contest with Ron, AND winning! Dreah was just eating contentedly. Everyone was crowded around Talia and rooting for her.
'Why on earth are they paying attention to her when she's making such a fool of herself?' she thought, then the annoying voice in her head spoke up AGAIN. 'Maybe it's her personality' 'Personality!? That's dumb! It goes against everything my father has taught me!' 'Your father also taught you to bake Christmas cookies, play with pretend snow, get your butt kicked by an infant AND how to drown a fish in the bathtub' 'Sod off, I hate it when your right'.
Somebody did a "hem hem" behind Dreah, making her turn around to face a slender crimson haired girl. "Virginia Weasley, I've been waiting to talk to you" Dreah said in a wise voice. "Really? I'm surprised you know my name." she replied in a sweet tone. Dreah laughed "That Valentine will never be forgotten" "Damn it! I told the magazines to sod off after a year or two!" "Yes, but your still current obsession with Potter is obvious" Suddenly there was an outburst of "Who's your daddy!" and Talia hopped over to them. "Actually, it wasn't the magazines that tipped us off."
When Ginny had left Dreah and Talia kept eating and randomly talking about abstract things. When everyone was done the plates were magically cleared and Dumbledore stood up, making the great hall ring with silence. "I have an announcement. This year we have the normal rules. No going into the forbidden forest, no first years are permitted brooms, etcetera. But I am adding one on. Everybody must sing at least one song per day, I recommend that it express your feelings, songs are very good for your mental health" he said and sat back down.
Everyone started to talk all at once. "Ok, Dumbledore really shouldn't be talking about mental health" Talia commented. "Well neither should you Tails!" Dreah pointed out. "Ah, but I do have my moments" Tails said wisely. They stood up and followed the crowd to the Gryffindor tower, where they went up to their dorm and found their things all set out for them, including a timetable. "
"I see now! We spend one week with a house and one week with another. But we can only represent one house for quidditch." Talia said, disappointed at the last bit. "That's ok, I'm rubbish at sports anyways. I want to be the announcer person!" Dreah exclaimed. "We are SO going to turn this place around Dre!" Tails exclaimed giddily. "Literally! The bomb is almost ready!" Dre said, punching the air with excitement.
The two girls brushed their teeth, washed their faces, put on various acne products (hey a girl has to take care of hygene!), and brushed their hair. Dreah climbed into bed with silk green pajamas, Talia climbed into her bed with rainbow pajamas with the word MOO all over it. They slept soundly that night, not noticing the tooth fairy, boogey man, sandman OR the cow jumping over the moon. But in the morning they would indeed discover that the sock thief was there.
Talia: Wait one second! Dreah!
Dreah: *innocent look* I didn't steal socks!
Evil ducky: suuure you didn't!
Dreah: Fine, sue me! Wait don't! I did a disclaimer! But I stole your socks, mwhahaha!
Talia: Revenge will be mine! *turns and runs into the wall*