Disclaimer: We don't own Harry Potter, Talia's love life is down the tube
and I have to unfortunately see Draco Malfoy in his boxers. WHAT WILL
HAPPEN NEXT!?
Talia: I KNOW! IT'S ALL MY FAULT! WHY WHY!? WHY DID HE LEAVE!? WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Evil Ducky: You two are pathetic.
Dreah: We know, trust me. We know.
Chapter 13b): Hogsmeade (Dreah's POV)
Dreah laughed as Hermione and Ginny did their impression of Snape giving Ron detention. Hermione (who was Ron) was huddled in a corner of their carriage and whimpering like a mouse while Ginny was screaming "No privileges! DETENTION WEASLEY!" and wacking Hermione with a quill. "He didn't really wack Ron with a quill now did he?" Dreah asked in disbelief. "No he didn't, but it would've been even funnier if he wacked him with a cauldron." Ginny commented. Dreah laughed harder and Hermione said "Thank god he didn't, or I would've been going in the opposite direction in this carriage just to make it to the hospital wing."
The carriage stopped and the three girls got out. It was odd seeing two girls in Gryffindor robes and red and gold striped scarves talking and laughing with a girl in Slytherin robes and a green and silver striped scarf. "So tomorrows Halloween." Ginny said in a mock spooky voice. "Yeah, you all ready for the feast?" Hermione asked. "What is there to get ready for? We eat, we talk, we laugh, we go to bed." Dreah said lazily. Ginny rolled her eyes "Ron sure has to get ready. Because he's planning on re challenging Talia to that eating contest she beat him in on the first night at Hogwarts." She said. "Where is Talia anyways?" Hermione asked, searching the crowd for her.
Dreah laughed. "Oh, she's on a date with Ryan Arnet. She's been fancying him for a while now." She explained. Hermione and Ginny smiled "That's awesome. Good for her." Hermione said kindly. "Yeah, go Tails! At least someone can get a date." Ginny said, as she evilly glared at Harry, who was just going into Zonko's with Ron. Hermione glared at Ron and Dreah laughed. "You two need cupid, or some courage. Act like Gryffindors women!" she exclaimed. "Easy for you to say. I hear you have to literally beat down Malfoy with a stick just to get him to stop following you around like a lovesick puppy." Ginny retorted. "Oh sod off. I can't stand that git! I wish he would leave me alone." Dreah muttered bitterly, but her blush gave her away. "Oh I recognize that blush anywhere. Ginny has been sporting it for years." Hermione said in a knowing voice. Ginny smacked her but blushed at the simple thought of Harry (and they didn't even say his name! SAD). "Whatever." Dreah mumbled. "Well I hear that you won a bet and now he has to play the next match in only his boxers!" Ginny said, howling with laughter. "Yeah, that must make ol' Malfoy chilly. But Dre will know how to warm him up." Hermione smirked, and winked at Dreah. "Throw him a winter coat?" Dreah asked innocently. "Yeah, you wish that was the method she was thinking of. But you were thinking of something much more exotic in that blonde head of yours my Slytherin friend." Ginny said, as she ruffled Dreah's ringlets (much to her annoyance).
And what luck! As they walked out of Honeydukes with their bags full of sugar quills, every flavored beans, and brand new meat flavored skittles (not recommended for vegetarians!) they saw none other than Draco Malfoy himself. Who, like the lovesick puppy he was started following them. "Ladies" he said smoothly "What would we be up to today?" he dare not say anything about Hermione or Ginny, because. HE WAS LOVESICK! MWHAHAHA., "Bloody hell Malfoy, you're like the younger brother that won't go away!" Dreah exclaimed. "This is ridiculous. What do you want this time?" she asked. "You" "Aurgh, that's disgusting Malfoy." She made a face and stuck her index finger in her mouth making gagging noises. Hermione and Ginny giggled, obviously liking their friend's superiority to the much adored Prince of Slytherin.
Dreah was backed into the fence, squashed between it and Malfoy. What to do, what to do!? In the corner of her eye she could see that it was so cold outside that the fence actually had ice on it. She broke a piece off behind her back and smoothly placed her arms around his neck. Hermione and Ginny stared wide eyed in surprise. "I swear, Malfoy can do the Imperius curse. I told you he could" Ginny hissed. "Nonsense, Dreah has clearly gone off her rocker" Hermione whispered. Dreah looked into Malfoy's eyes and whispered, "Malfoy I hope you know that your pretty hot." He smirked, obviously amused (how many times can this bloody guy be fooled!? HE IS SO GULLIBLE!) "So I think you need to cool down a bit" and with that she shoved the ice down his white button down shirt.
Draco gasped, it was so cold! Dreah watched with an amused grin playing at her lips as she watched Malfoy dance around, trying to get the ice out of his shirt. "Oh I'm so sorry. Let me help you." Dreah said in mock innocence. She raised her wand and soon Draco had no shirt! But instead of being amused, she was impressed by his well toned abs and muscular chest. SHE PRACTICALLY DROOLED! Draco stopped shivering and grinned. "Like what you see Riddle?" he said smugly. "N-n-no! Why would I? That is just disgusting! Now go put a shirt on before I gouge my eyes out!" she exclaimed. Draco stepped closer to her. "Sure. Why would you be disgusted when you're the one who took it off in the first place?" "I did not! MY WAND DID!" Dreah defended. By now Hermione and Ginny were doubled over, holding themselves up on the fence and giggling uncontrollably.
Dreah turned to her friends. "Guys? A little help here?" she asked desperately. "You're-gasp-on-gasp-your-gasp-own!" Hermione said between giggles. Ginny shrugged and then giggled some more. Dreah threw her hands up in defeat and thought 'What I thought was revenge is now blackmail! Malfoy can go around the school saying I was tearing his clothes off! And being the pervert he is, I know for a fact he would say that!' "Fine, what do you want in exchange for you not blackmailing me? Nothing disgusting Malfoy, or you'll be walking home in your underwear!" she threatened. "One date" he said. Dreah cringed "No way Malfoy. Are you off your rocker!? I'd never go out with you." "Ok then. RAPE! DREAH IS TRYING T-"Draco started yelling but Dreah clamped a hand over his mouth. "Fine, have it your way! Next weekend. And if you lay one finger on me Malfoy I swear I'll-""Yeah alright." Draco said arrogantly. "I'll be seeing you around Riddle" he laughed as he walked down the road shirtless.
"I can't believe you guys didn't defend me!" Dreah groaned as she stepped into the carriage for the way back to the castle. "Well we thought you needed it. As much as we despise Malfoy, you have to say. You guys look cute together." Hermione told her friend. "Cute!? CUTE!? That is so embarrassing! He looks revolting. Yes, we look SOOO cute together," Dreah said sarcastically. "That's not what you seemed to think when you zapped his shirt away!" Ginny exclaimed through peels of laughter (she just couldn't stop laughing). Suddenly Dreah stopped the conversation as she pointed out the window. "Hey! Isn't that Ryan going into that carriage!? Wheres Talia!?"
Talia: I KNOW! IT'S ALL MY FAULT! WHY WHY!? WHY DID HE LEAVE!? WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Evil Ducky: You two are pathetic.
Dreah: We know, trust me. We know.
Chapter 13b): Hogsmeade (Dreah's POV)
Dreah laughed as Hermione and Ginny did their impression of Snape giving Ron detention. Hermione (who was Ron) was huddled in a corner of their carriage and whimpering like a mouse while Ginny was screaming "No privileges! DETENTION WEASLEY!" and wacking Hermione with a quill. "He didn't really wack Ron with a quill now did he?" Dreah asked in disbelief. "No he didn't, but it would've been even funnier if he wacked him with a cauldron." Ginny commented. Dreah laughed harder and Hermione said "Thank god he didn't, or I would've been going in the opposite direction in this carriage just to make it to the hospital wing."
The carriage stopped and the three girls got out. It was odd seeing two girls in Gryffindor robes and red and gold striped scarves talking and laughing with a girl in Slytherin robes and a green and silver striped scarf. "So tomorrows Halloween." Ginny said in a mock spooky voice. "Yeah, you all ready for the feast?" Hermione asked. "What is there to get ready for? We eat, we talk, we laugh, we go to bed." Dreah said lazily. Ginny rolled her eyes "Ron sure has to get ready. Because he's planning on re challenging Talia to that eating contest she beat him in on the first night at Hogwarts." She said. "Where is Talia anyways?" Hermione asked, searching the crowd for her.
Dreah laughed. "Oh, she's on a date with Ryan Arnet. She's been fancying him for a while now." She explained. Hermione and Ginny smiled "That's awesome. Good for her." Hermione said kindly. "Yeah, go Tails! At least someone can get a date." Ginny said, as she evilly glared at Harry, who was just going into Zonko's with Ron. Hermione glared at Ron and Dreah laughed. "You two need cupid, or some courage. Act like Gryffindors women!" she exclaimed. "Easy for you to say. I hear you have to literally beat down Malfoy with a stick just to get him to stop following you around like a lovesick puppy." Ginny retorted. "Oh sod off. I can't stand that git! I wish he would leave me alone." Dreah muttered bitterly, but her blush gave her away. "Oh I recognize that blush anywhere. Ginny has been sporting it for years." Hermione said in a knowing voice. Ginny smacked her but blushed at the simple thought of Harry (and they didn't even say his name! SAD). "Whatever." Dreah mumbled. "Well I hear that you won a bet and now he has to play the next match in only his boxers!" Ginny said, howling with laughter. "Yeah, that must make ol' Malfoy chilly. But Dre will know how to warm him up." Hermione smirked, and winked at Dreah. "Throw him a winter coat?" Dreah asked innocently. "Yeah, you wish that was the method she was thinking of. But you were thinking of something much more exotic in that blonde head of yours my Slytherin friend." Ginny said, as she ruffled Dreah's ringlets (much to her annoyance).
And what luck! As they walked out of Honeydukes with their bags full of sugar quills, every flavored beans, and brand new meat flavored skittles (not recommended for vegetarians!) they saw none other than Draco Malfoy himself. Who, like the lovesick puppy he was started following them. "Ladies" he said smoothly "What would we be up to today?" he dare not say anything about Hermione or Ginny, because. HE WAS LOVESICK! MWHAHAHA., "Bloody hell Malfoy, you're like the younger brother that won't go away!" Dreah exclaimed. "This is ridiculous. What do you want this time?" she asked. "You" "Aurgh, that's disgusting Malfoy." She made a face and stuck her index finger in her mouth making gagging noises. Hermione and Ginny giggled, obviously liking their friend's superiority to the much adored Prince of Slytherin.
Dreah was backed into the fence, squashed between it and Malfoy. What to do, what to do!? In the corner of her eye she could see that it was so cold outside that the fence actually had ice on it. She broke a piece off behind her back and smoothly placed her arms around his neck. Hermione and Ginny stared wide eyed in surprise. "I swear, Malfoy can do the Imperius curse. I told you he could" Ginny hissed. "Nonsense, Dreah has clearly gone off her rocker" Hermione whispered. Dreah looked into Malfoy's eyes and whispered, "Malfoy I hope you know that your pretty hot." He smirked, obviously amused (how many times can this bloody guy be fooled!? HE IS SO GULLIBLE!) "So I think you need to cool down a bit" and with that she shoved the ice down his white button down shirt.
Draco gasped, it was so cold! Dreah watched with an amused grin playing at her lips as she watched Malfoy dance around, trying to get the ice out of his shirt. "Oh I'm so sorry. Let me help you." Dreah said in mock innocence. She raised her wand and soon Draco had no shirt! But instead of being amused, she was impressed by his well toned abs and muscular chest. SHE PRACTICALLY DROOLED! Draco stopped shivering and grinned. "Like what you see Riddle?" he said smugly. "N-n-no! Why would I? That is just disgusting! Now go put a shirt on before I gouge my eyes out!" she exclaimed. Draco stepped closer to her. "Sure. Why would you be disgusted when you're the one who took it off in the first place?" "I did not! MY WAND DID!" Dreah defended. By now Hermione and Ginny were doubled over, holding themselves up on the fence and giggling uncontrollably.
Dreah turned to her friends. "Guys? A little help here?" she asked desperately. "You're-gasp-on-gasp-your-gasp-own!" Hermione said between giggles. Ginny shrugged and then giggled some more. Dreah threw her hands up in defeat and thought 'What I thought was revenge is now blackmail! Malfoy can go around the school saying I was tearing his clothes off! And being the pervert he is, I know for a fact he would say that!' "Fine, what do you want in exchange for you not blackmailing me? Nothing disgusting Malfoy, or you'll be walking home in your underwear!" she threatened. "One date" he said. Dreah cringed "No way Malfoy. Are you off your rocker!? I'd never go out with you." "Ok then. RAPE! DREAH IS TRYING T-"Draco started yelling but Dreah clamped a hand over his mouth. "Fine, have it your way! Next weekend. And if you lay one finger on me Malfoy I swear I'll-""Yeah alright." Draco said arrogantly. "I'll be seeing you around Riddle" he laughed as he walked down the road shirtless.
"I can't believe you guys didn't defend me!" Dreah groaned as she stepped into the carriage for the way back to the castle. "Well we thought you needed it. As much as we despise Malfoy, you have to say. You guys look cute together." Hermione told her friend. "Cute!? CUTE!? That is so embarrassing! He looks revolting. Yes, we look SOOO cute together," Dreah said sarcastically. "That's not what you seemed to think when you zapped his shirt away!" Ginny exclaimed through peels of laughter (she just couldn't stop laughing). Suddenly Dreah stopped the conversation as she pointed out the window. "Hey! Isn't that Ryan going into that carriage!? Wheres Talia!?"