RrDisclaimer: My name is JK Rowling and I own Harry Potter.
Talia: No you're not! I AM JK ROWLING!
Evil Ducky: sigh since you two can't figure it out, You do not own Harry Potter or anything that has to do with JK Rowling but the plot of this story and the characters Talia and Dreah.
Dreah: OOH LOOK! I FOUND THE IRISH CREAM! IN THE CUPBOARD OF COFFEE CREAMS!
Talia: OOOHHHH!!!!!!
Evil Ducky: You two are hopeless
Chapter 15: 100 questions
Dreah sucked on a sugar quill and looked down at her paper. "Why in bloody hell are we doing this again?" she asked, in a bored tone. Talia looked up from her own paper. "Because, if we don't we could lose our only chance at finding true love. Plus, I have to make Ryan outrageously jealous. Stupid git." She answered cheerfully. "Ok, let me rephrase that: Why in bloody hell am I doing this?" Dreah questioned. Talia sighed, "Because it's fun?" she suggested. "No, it is not. It's rather embarrassing. I do not want people I don't even know to know things about me, they're most likely just going to pull names out of a hat anyways." The blonde woman complained. "No they don't. The sorting hat pairs them up into perfect couples." Talia explained. "Oh, sod off." Dreah muttered, as she looked down at her paper again. Who made up these questions?
What is your full name?: Dreah Christine Lucretia Riddle
What year are you in?: Fifth
What house are you in?: Slytherin/Gryffindor
What gender are you?: Female (duh!)
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Seven things...........
Seven things that scare you: Nothing scares me, you git.
Seven things that make you laugh: Kneeing a certain blonde Slytherin in
the groin, tripping people, cursing people, Snape smacking students with
cauldrons, the thought of Voldemorte baking cookies, stealing socks, and
beating people with sticks.
Seven things you love: Riddles do not love.
Seven things you hate: A certain black haired Gryffindor who won't die, a
certain blonde Slytherin who has a stalking problem, carrots, Styrofoam
packing peanuts, potions class, the song that never ends, and meat
flavored skittles.
Seven things you don't understand: Why shrinks get paid to do absolutely
nothing, why I'm in two houses, how to get rid of men, men in general,
why you cannot have both milk and lemon in tea, why people like heroes,
and why I am filling out this bloody application form.
Seven things on your desk: Quills, green ink, parchment, a diary, my
wand, a lamp, and candy
Right now you are: Sucking on a sugar quill and thinking that my friend
who made me fill this out is bloody mad.
Seven facts about you: I'm sarcastic, straight, not mentally stable, hard
to handle, have a very short temper, would rather not be paired with
blonde Slytherin men or black haired Gryffindor men, and am very straight
so don't even think about it.
Seven things you can do: Walk, talk, breathe, curse, do magic, sleep, and
eat. I AM SO TALENTED!
Seven things you cannot do: Like this survey, like a certain blonde
Slytherin, like my father, like the outdoors, like a certain black haired
Gryffindor, like meat flavored skittles, and like anything in general.
Seven things you plan to do before you die: Move out of this outsane
castle, stop answering these stupid questions, grow at least five inches,
blow up most of the population of earth, stop thinking about a certain
blonde Slytherin, stop eating sugar quills before they become addicting,
and become immortal.
Seven famous people you'd like to meet: As long as they're sexy, I don't
really give a rat's ass.
Top seven songs people should give a listen: Black magic rules the heart,
spellbound, wandless magic, rainy day, love doesn't conquer all, heroes
are zeros, and bad boy
Top 7 things that turn you on about your sex of choice [in order]: Eyes,
body, bad boy scale (don't ask), behind, charm, shoes, and mysteriousness
Top seven things you say the most: Bloody hell, damn gits, stupid prat,
shut your trap (been having to say that a lot lately), dude, whatever
floats your boat, you whore.
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Have you ever...................
Have you ever been so drunk, you blacked out: No comment.
Have you ever missed a quidditch game because it was raining: I am NOT
weak! Of course not! What exactly are you getting at?
Have you ever put a body part on fire for amusement: Mine? No, someone
else's? Yes.
Have you ever been hurt emotionally: No, you moron.
Have you ever kept a secret from everyone: All my life. Why? Do you want
to know what it is?
Have you ever had an imaginary friend: Do I look like a stupid person?
NO!
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher: Ok, that is just disgusting!
Obviously, no.
Have you ever had homosexual fantasies: Merlin's beard! You ARE a
disgusting lot down here! NO!
Have you ever cut your own hair: No, I only let professionals touch my
hair thank you very much.
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Favorites........................
What is your favorite color: Emerald Green. You people are damn, bloody
nosy!
What is your favorite soap: This is getting ridiculous!
What is your favorite shampoo: Forbidden Fruits.....why does this even
matter?
What is your favorite time of day: Twilight, what does this have to do
with dating?
What is your favorite season: Winter (I still don't know what this has to
do with matching up couples)
What is your favorite food?: Chinese Food. Why? Are you sending me off to
China or something?
What is your favorite ice cream flavor: Mint chocolate chip. Why do you
even care?
What is your favorite school subject: Charms, why? Are you about to
inform Professor Snape that I hate his damn class?
What is your favorite (non alcoholic) drink: Cappuccino, what's wrong
with alcohol?
What is your favorite music genre: Emo (where people whine a lot)
What is your favorite alcoholic drink: RUM! Finally, a worthy question.
What is your favorite quidditch position: Beater. Why? Are you going to
match me with a quidditch player?
What is your favorite band: The Weird Sisters. But then again, why is
this any of your business?
What is your favorite song: Black magic rules the heart by the weird
sisters (WHY!?)
What is your favorite scent: Vanilla, damn you nosy gits.
What is your favorite animal: Snake (sssssssssssssssssssssss)
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This or That.....................
Butter beer or Pumpkin juice: Butter beer (why do we have pumpkin juice
every meal in this damn school? Has anyone ever heard of POP!?)
Blind or deaf: deaf. It would be rather nice to be able to not listen to
teachers babble on all day long.
Summer or winter: Winter
Morning or night: Night (Does this have to do with the time of my date?)
Pants or skirt: Pants (Damn you school uniforms)
Sunshine or rain: rain (although sun is needed once in a while)
Cold or warm: Cold
Sing or listen: Sing (listening is overrated)
Relationship or one night stand: one night stand (I can see how this
relates to dating)
Cats or dogs: Cats (dogs are slobbery and icky)
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Describe Your.....................
Wallet: It's a wallet, what can I say?
Hairbrush: Now, that's just stupid! It's a brush, roundish with bristles.
Or do you not know what I brush is?
Jewelry worn daily: One spike bracelet on right wrist, pink and black
watch on left wrist, ring on left pinky, studs in bottom and second pairs
of piercings, clover dangly earing in top left singular piercing (ear)
and metal nose ring. You damn nosy buggers.
Pillow cover: Depends what house I'm in for the week.
Coffee cup: I don't think I have a coffee cup. Note to self: Get coffee
cup.
Shoes: Which pair? I have thousands.
Favorite pants: they're jeans, just jeans.
Piercings: You people are very stereotypical, did you know that? Fine!
Bottom pair, second bottom pair, singular top left ear and left side of
nose.
Hair: Blonde ringlets
Eating: Oxygen
Fetishes: I am drawing the line here, you shall NOT know that. THAT IS
PERSONAL!
Do you believe in soul mates: Of course not, that's just preposterous!
Do you believe in love at first sight: Absolutely not!
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In the last 24 hours have you........................
Cried: No
Gotten Sick: Yes, sick of this damn survey.
Eaten: YES YOU MORON!
Been kissed: Now, that is my business! NOT YOURS!
Felt stupid: Yes, for filling this out.
Wanted to tell someone you love them: OH YES! I LOVE YOU SUGAR QUILL!
Met someone new: Yes, Mr. Sugar Quill. Notice sarcasm.
Talked to an ex: What ex?
Missed an ex: Yet again, what ex?
Talked to someone you have a crush on: I do not "crush" on people.
Had a serious talk: No, because I've been preoccupied WITH THIS STUPID
PIECE OF PAPER!
Hugged someone: Are you mad? No!
Fought with your parents: How could I? They don't board at this school!
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Other......................
What are your hobbies: I don't have hobbies, or a life.
Are you the center of attention, or a wallflower: I don't know. HOW AM I
SUPPOSED TO KNOW!?
Would you rather be with friends or on a date: Depends who the date was
with.
Do you have a job: No, but they should pay me for going to this damn
school.
Do you like being around people: No, not really. People are bad, WE
SHOULD BURN PEOPLE! BWHAHAHAHA! RIGHT GOLLUM!? BWAHAHA, PRECIOUS!
Who have you known the longest: The sugar quill, no. ME YOU IDIOT!
Who do you argue the most with: A certain blonde Slytherin boy, whom I
would rather not think of right now.
Who is your coolest sibling: I don't have siblings. Thank Merlin for
that, because I would most likely go mad.
Who do you always get along with: Nobody.
Who is your hero: I do not have a hero, though if I did it would be this
sugar quill. For I am extremely hyper now.
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: I wouldn't be doing this if I did,
now would I?
What languages do you speak: English, Elvish, French, Italian, Chinese,
Japanese, Spanish, Philippino, Mermish, etc.
Birthday: September 30th (you should've asked this in the beginning, you
unorganized bum)
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Birthday stone: Sapphire
Did you like the questions in this application sheet: No, they were
pointless and stupid.
What house would you like you're match to be in: I don't bloody well care
by now.
Will you go through with your date: Yes, yes. If only this thing would
end. I'm starting to get a cramp from writing so damn much.
Were you happy with this application: NO! HAVEN'T YOU GOTTEN THE POINT
YET!?
What date is it: NOVEMBER THIRD YOU UNORGANIZED DOLT!
Are you going to hand this in right away: Yes, if you shut up.
Any other comments before you hand this in: DIE AND ROT! SOD OFF AND
LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M GOING TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL WING FOR A BROKEN HAND
BECAUSE OF YOU, YOU STUPID PIECE OF PAPER!
Have a nice day! THAT WASN'T A QUESTION!
Talia: No you're not! I AM JK ROWLING!
Evil Ducky: sigh since you two can't figure it out, You do not own Harry Potter or anything that has to do with JK Rowling but the plot of this story and the characters Talia and Dreah.
Dreah: OOH LOOK! I FOUND THE IRISH CREAM! IN THE CUPBOARD OF COFFEE CREAMS!
Talia: OOOHHHH!!!!!!
Evil Ducky: You two are hopeless
Chapter 15: 100 questions
Dreah sucked on a sugar quill and looked down at her paper. "Why in bloody hell are we doing this again?" she asked, in a bored tone. Talia looked up from her own paper. "Because, if we don't we could lose our only chance at finding true love. Plus, I have to make Ryan outrageously jealous. Stupid git." She answered cheerfully. "Ok, let me rephrase that: Why in bloody hell am I doing this?" Dreah questioned. Talia sighed, "Because it's fun?" she suggested. "No, it is not. It's rather embarrassing. I do not want people I don't even know to know things about me, they're most likely just going to pull names out of a hat anyways." The blonde woman complained. "No they don't. The sorting hat pairs them up into perfect couples." Talia explained. "Oh, sod off." Dreah muttered, as she looked down at her paper again. Who made up these questions?
What is your full name?: Dreah Christine Lucretia Riddle
What year are you in?: Fifth
What house are you in?: Slytherin/Gryffindor
What gender are you?: Female (duh!)
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Seven things...........
Seven things that scare you: Nothing scares me, you git.
Seven things that make you laugh: Kneeing a certain blonde Slytherin in
the groin, tripping people, cursing people, Snape smacking students with
cauldrons, the thought of Voldemorte baking cookies, stealing socks, and
beating people with sticks.
Seven things you love: Riddles do not love.
Seven things you hate: A certain black haired Gryffindor who won't die, a
certain blonde Slytherin who has a stalking problem, carrots, Styrofoam
packing peanuts, potions class, the song that never ends, and meat
flavored skittles.
Seven things you don't understand: Why shrinks get paid to do absolutely
nothing, why I'm in two houses, how to get rid of men, men in general,
why you cannot have both milk and lemon in tea, why people like heroes,
and why I am filling out this bloody application form.
Seven things on your desk: Quills, green ink, parchment, a diary, my
wand, a lamp, and candy
Right now you are: Sucking on a sugar quill and thinking that my friend
who made me fill this out is bloody mad.
Seven facts about you: I'm sarcastic, straight, not mentally stable, hard
to handle, have a very short temper, would rather not be paired with
blonde Slytherin men or black haired Gryffindor men, and am very straight
so don't even think about it.
Seven things you can do: Walk, talk, breathe, curse, do magic, sleep, and
eat. I AM SO TALENTED!
Seven things you cannot do: Like this survey, like a certain blonde
Slytherin, like my father, like the outdoors, like a certain black haired
Gryffindor, like meat flavored skittles, and like anything in general.
Seven things you plan to do before you die: Move out of this outsane
castle, stop answering these stupid questions, grow at least five inches,
blow up most of the population of earth, stop thinking about a certain
blonde Slytherin, stop eating sugar quills before they become addicting,
and become immortal.
Seven famous people you'd like to meet: As long as they're sexy, I don't
really give a rat's ass.
Top seven songs people should give a listen: Black magic rules the heart,
spellbound, wandless magic, rainy day, love doesn't conquer all, heroes
are zeros, and bad boy
Top 7 things that turn you on about your sex of choice [in order]: Eyes,
body, bad boy scale (don't ask), behind, charm, shoes, and mysteriousness
Top seven things you say the most: Bloody hell, damn gits, stupid prat,
shut your trap (been having to say that a lot lately), dude, whatever
floats your boat, you whore.
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Have you ever...................
Have you ever been so drunk, you blacked out: No comment.
Have you ever missed a quidditch game because it was raining: I am NOT
weak! Of course not! What exactly are you getting at?
Have you ever put a body part on fire for amusement: Mine? No, someone
else's? Yes.
Have you ever been hurt emotionally: No, you moron.
Have you ever kept a secret from everyone: All my life. Why? Do you want
to know what it is?
Have you ever had an imaginary friend: Do I look like a stupid person?
NO!
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher: Ok, that is just disgusting!
Obviously, no.
Have you ever had homosexual fantasies: Merlin's beard! You ARE a
disgusting lot down here! NO!
Have you ever cut your own hair: No, I only let professionals touch my
hair thank you very much.
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Favorites........................
What is your favorite color: Emerald Green. You people are damn, bloody
nosy!
What is your favorite soap: This is getting ridiculous!
What is your favorite shampoo: Forbidden Fruits.....why does this even
matter?
What is your favorite time of day: Twilight, what does this have to do
with dating?
What is your favorite season: Winter (I still don't know what this has to
do with matching up couples)
What is your favorite food?: Chinese Food. Why? Are you sending me off to
China or something?
What is your favorite ice cream flavor: Mint chocolate chip. Why do you
even care?
What is your favorite school subject: Charms, why? Are you about to
inform Professor Snape that I hate his damn class?
What is your favorite (non alcoholic) drink: Cappuccino, what's wrong
with alcohol?
What is your favorite music genre: Emo (where people whine a lot)
What is your favorite alcoholic drink: RUM! Finally, a worthy question.
What is your favorite quidditch position: Beater. Why? Are you going to
match me with a quidditch player?
What is your favorite band: The Weird Sisters. But then again, why is
this any of your business?
What is your favorite song: Black magic rules the heart by the weird
sisters (WHY!?)
What is your favorite scent: Vanilla, damn you nosy gits.
What is your favorite animal: Snake (sssssssssssssssssssssss)
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.................................................................................................
This or That.....................
Butter beer or Pumpkin juice: Butter beer (why do we have pumpkin juice
every meal in this damn school? Has anyone ever heard of POP!?)
Blind or deaf: deaf. It would be rather nice to be able to not listen to
teachers babble on all day long.
Summer or winter: Winter
Morning or night: Night (Does this have to do with the time of my date?)
Pants or skirt: Pants (Damn you school uniforms)
Sunshine or rain: rain (although sun is needed once in a while)
Cold or warm: Cold
Sing or listen: Sing (listening is overrated)
Relationship or one night stand: one night stand (I can see how this
relates to dating)
Cats or dogs: Cats (dogs are slobbery and icky)
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Describe Your.....................
Wallet: It's a wallet, what can I say?
Hairbrush: Now, that's just stupid! It's a brush, roundish with bristles.
Or do you not know what I brush is?
Jewelry worn daily: One spike bracelet on right wrist, pink and black
watch on left wrist, ring on left pinky, studs in bottom and second pairs
of piercings, clover dangly earing in top left singular piercing (ear)
and metal nose ring. You damn nosy buggers.
Pillow cover: Depends what house I'm in for the week.
Coffee cup: I don't think I have a coffee cup. Note to self: Get coffee
cup.
Shoes: Which pair? I have thousands.
Favorite pants: they're jeans, just jeans.
Piercings: You people are very stereotypical, did you know that? Fine!
Bottom pair, second bottom pair, singular top left ear and left side of
nose.
Hair: Blonde ringlets
Eating: Oxygen
Fetishes: I am drawing the line here, you shall NOT know that. THAT IS
PERSONAL!
Do you believe in soul mates: Of course not, that's just preposterous!
Do you believe in love at first sight: Absolutely not!
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In the last 24 hours have you........................
Cried: No
Gotten Sick: Yes, sick of this damn survey.
Eaten: YES YOU MORON!
Been kissed: Now, that is my business! NOT YOURS!
Felt stupid: Yes, for filling this out.
Wanted to tell someone you love them: OH YES! I LOVE YOU SUGAR QUILL!
Met someone new: Yes, Mr. Sugar Quill. Notice sarcasm.
Talked to an ex: What ex?
Missed an ex: Yet again, what ex?
Talked to someone you have a crush on: I do not "crush" on people.
Had a serious talk: No, because I've been preoccupied WITH THIS STUPID
PIECE OF PAPER!
Hugged someone: Are you mad? No!
Fought with your parents: How could I? They don't board at this school!
................................................................................................
................................................................................................
Other......................
What are your hobbies: I don't have hobbies, or a life.
Are you the center of attention, or a wallflower: I don't know. HOW AM I
SUPPOSED TO KNOW!?
Would you rather be with friends or on a date: Depends who the date was
with.
Do you have a job: No, but they should pay me for going to this damn
school.
Do you like being around people: No, not really. People are bad, WE
SHOULD BURN PEOPLE! BWHAHAHAHA! RIGHT GOLLUM!? BWAHAHA, PRECIOUS!
Who have you known the longest: The sugar quill, no. ME YOU IDIOT!
Who do you argue the most with: A certain blonde Slytherin boy, whom I
would rather not think of right now.
Who is your coolest sibling: I don't have siblings. Thank Merlin for
that, because I would most likely go mad.
Who do you always get along with: Nobody.
Who is your hero: I do not have a hero, though if I did it would be this
sugar quill. For I am extremely hyper now.
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: I wouldn't be doing this if I did,
now would I?
What languages do you speak: English, Elvish, French, Italian, Chinese,
Japanese, Spanish, Philippino, Mermish, etc.
Birthday: September 30th (you should've asked this in the beginning, you
unorganized bum)
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Birthday stone: Sapphire
Did you like the questions in this application sheet: No, they were
pointless and stupid.
What house would you like you're match to be in: I don't bloody well care
by now.
Will you go through with your date: Yes, yes. If only this thing would
end. I'm starting to get a cramp from writing so damn much.
Were you happy with this application: NO! HAVEN'T YOU GOTTEN THE POINT
YET!?
What date is it: NOVEMBER THIRD YOU UNORGANIZED DOLT!
Are you going to hand this in right away: Yes, if you shut up.
Any other comments before you hand this in: DIE AND ROT! SOD OFF AND
LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M GOING TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL WING FOR A BROKEN HAND
BECAUSE OF YOU, YOU STUPID PIECE OF PAPER!
Have a nice day! THAT WASN'T A QUESTION!