Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this damned fanfiction, except for
Dreah, Talia and Ryan that is, and some other people coming in, and the
plot. Well, you get my point.
Talia: I've got the perfect plan to become famous! WE'LL KILL JK ROWLNG AND WRITE THE REST OF THE HARRY POTTER SERIES OURSELVESS!
Evil Ducky: Brilliant! You're a genius Talia! A psycho, but still a genius!
Dreah: Sorry for the inconvenience, we will be back after we kill JK Rowling. Now, where did I put my pitch fork?
Chapter 18: I spy with my little eye
Talia grinned, as she lowered the omnioculars and chuckled. "Oi let me have a go, will you?" Ron asked, grabbing for the omnioculars. "You should've brought your own Ron." Hermione hissed, looking through her own pair of muggle binoculars. "Hey! Move Harry, I can't see a thing." Seamus ordered, trying to get a better look. "Shut up Seamus. It's Dreah's big romantic moment!" Talia turned her head at the unfamiliar voice to see a pair of identical redheads. "Fred! George? What are you two doing here? And how do you know Dreah?" Ron asked, surprised. "If you must know, Dreah is one of our very loyal customers in the joke shop business, and as for how did we get here; it's called apparition my dear brother." George said smugly. Lavender and Parvati scowled, and brought their index fingers to their lips in a "shhh!" "They look rather uncomfortable." Ginny observed. Talia turned around; she thought that it was only Hermione, Harry, Ron and Seamus. As her eyes focused on the crowd, the young elf saw that the whole of Gryffindor and Slytherin house were there, joined by half of the Ravenclaw house and about twenty of so Hufflepuffs (who were quite slow on the intake that something was happening.) "Oi! Budge over there, Goyle!" Blaise Zabini exclaimed, while elbowing his fellow housemate in the gut.
"Aww! Will you look at that? Malfoy asked her to dance!" Luna Lovegood whispered, pointing towards the now dancing couple. Talia chuckled, how odd would it be for a teacher to pass by and see half of the school sitting in bushes, up trees and floating on broomsticks, just for a good view to see Dreah Riddle and Draco Malfoy on a date? She looked around and noticed that everyone was in army print, not daring to be seen. Some people were humming along with the song; others were looking quite disgusted and were obviously dragged there by a friend. The Slytherin girls were glaring at Dreah in jealousy, Gryffindor girls were either commenting on the cuteness, or commenting on Malfoy being a "Bloody wanker", the Ravenclaw girls were smiling and humming (Luna was just full out singing and dancing with herself by then), and the Hufflepuff girls were looking around in confusion. The Slytherin boys were glaring at Draco in jealousy, Gryffindor boys were also glaring at Draco, Ravenclaw boys were smiling and quietly watching the scene, and the Hufflepuff boys were slightly clueing into what was happening, seeing as they finally found a way to watch what was going on.
Talia looked back through the omnioculars and smiled, seeing Dreah sigh, as she leaned her head on Malfoy's shoulder and close her eyes. At least somebody had their luck with men. Suddenly, the song ended and everyone whooped with pleasure. "Oi, keep it down! They might here us; and if they do Dreah will curse us into the next week!" Talia hissed. Everyone shut their mouths at this, and Tails threw her head back, laughing. It WAS quite funny to see half the school gathered in the bushes at eight thirty on a Saturday night. She brought her eyes back to see Dreah laugh and smirk at Malfoy, making a cheeky comment. Talia laughed too, seeing Malfoy's pale face go redder than a Weasley's. And Talia thought that this was going to be a dull night! Suddenly, she stopped and thought 'Oh crud, I'm going to have a flashback, aren't I?'
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Talia sighed, as she slumped down onto a couch in the Gryffindor common room, it was pure silence as people without dates played solitaire, or finished essays. Hermione, Ron and Harry sighed in unison as well. "Well, here we are, on a Saturday night, without dates, how absolutely boring." She commented. Hermione nodded in agreement, saying "How I wish that I could see how Dreah's date is going" Suddenly, Talia had a stroke of genius! "That's it!" she exclaimed. "What's it?" Ron asked in a dull tone. "We'll go follow Dreah and spy on their date." Talia whispered, leaning forward. "Well if your doing that, I'm coming with you." A voice from behind her said. Talia turned around to see Seamus Finnegan. "Sure, but don't bring anyone else. We'll use Harry's invisibility cloak." "HEY! How did you know that I..." Harry began. "Shut up, and we'll take a passageway into Hogsmeade to get ahead of them, wait and follow them to wherever their date is taking place." Talia explained. Her fellow housemates nodded as Harry ran upstairs, coming down moments later with his invisibility cloak. Talia, Harry, Ron, Hermione and Seamus all got under (after a handy expansion charm from Hermione, of course.) and quickly made their way to a statue, whispering some well chosen words and climbing through the tunnel, not noticing the crowd of students behind them.
At the end of the tunnel they got out and dashed to the main road, looking through the crowd for a certain blonde couple. "There they are." Ron observed, pointing towards a muttering Dreah and a black clad Draco, who was trying to hold his date's hand. "That is just too cute." Hermione said, with a sigh. Ron stared at his friend. "What has gotten into you?" he asked, in a disgusted tone. "It's bloody Malfoy!" Talia elbowed the redhead and pulled her friends after the couple. After twenty minutes of hiking out of the town of Hogsmeade, their feet started to hurt slightly. "Where is Malfoy taking her? Me feet are starting to hurt like a hippogriff trampled on them." Seamus complained. "Can't we stop? I have a bad feeling about this. Dreah is going to be mad if she finds us following her." Harry agreed, not wanting to admit that he too, was feeling tired. "No!" Hermione and Talia exclaimed, making Draco look behind his shoulder in suspicion. "Now look what you've done." Talia hissed. "What I've done!" Harry said, in a hurt tone. "I think it would be best if everyone would shut their traps for a while." Talia continued, ignoring Harry. They followed the couple through the branches of a weeping willow, and hid behind a bush, where Talia took out her omnioculars and starting spying. This is how she had gotten to the flashback.
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"Shove over Potter!" came a stern voice, Talia looked over her shoulder to see Professor McGonagall pushing through the crowds of curious students. "Uh oh" Talia said, Ron swore and Hermione turned pale. "I want to see some of the action! And I don't want to hear any more profanity out of your mouth Weasley!" she added, sitting down and taking some popcorn out of Professor Snape's popcorn bag. Wait, Professor Snape? Talia was shocked; Professors were even turning up to see the show. Snape was sitting on a carefully hidden rock, with a bag of popcorn and a dreamy look plastered on his face. "I've been waiting to see these two hook up for ages. If they were going to have another argument in a hallway full of first years, I swear I would give them three weeks of detention together." McGonagall commented, while stuffing some popcorn into her mouth. "Actually, Ms. Riddle is here not on her free will. Mr. Malfoy almost blackmailed her into it." said a wise voice. Everyone looked up to see Professor Dumbledore himself, sitting in a tree with a pack of vegetable flavored skittles. "Professor!?" Harry exclaimed. "What? I was here before any of you were." Dumbledore said, before raising a finger and signaling for his students to be quite.
Talia: I've got the perfect plan to become famous! WE'LL KILL JK ROWLNG AND WRITE THE REST OF THE HARRY POTTER SERIES OURSELVESS!
Evil Ducky: Brilliant! You're a genius Talia! A psycho, but still a genius!
Dreah: Sorry for the inconvenience, we will be back after we kill JK Rowling. Now, where did I put my pitch fork?
Chapter 18: I spy with my little eye
Talia grinned, as she lowered the omnioculars and chuckled. "Oi let me have a go, will you?" Ron asked, grabbing for the omnioculars. "You should've brought your own Ron." Hermione hissed, looking through her own pair of muggle binoculars. "Hey! Move Harry, I can't see a thing." Seamus ordered, trying to get a better look. "Shut up Seamus. It's Dreah's big romantic moment!" Talia turned her head at the unfamiliar voice to see a pair of identical redheads. "Fred! George? What are you two doing here? And how do you know Dreah?" Ron asked, surprised. "If you must know, Dreah is one of our very loyal customers in the joke shop business, and as for how did we get here; it's called apparition my dear brother." George said smugly. Lavender and Parvati scowled, and brought their index fingers to their lips in a "shhh!" "They look rather uncomfortable." Ginny observed. Talia turned around; she thought that it was only Hermione, Harry, Ron and Seamus. As her eyes focused on the crowd, the young elf saw that the whole of Gryffindor and Slytherin house were there, joined by half of the Ravenclaw house and about twenty of so Hufflepuffs (who were quite slow on the intake that something was happening.) "Oi! Budge over there, Goyle!" Blaise Zabini exclaimed, while elbowing his fellow housemate in the gut.
"Aww! Will you look at that? Malfoy asked her to dance!" Luna Lovegood whispered, pointing towards the now dancing couple. Talia chuckled, how odd would it be for a teacher to pass by and see half of the school sitting in bushes, up trees and floating on broomsticks, just for a good view to see Dreah Riddle and Draco Malfoy on a date? She looked around and noticed that everyone was in army print, not daring to be seen. Some people were humming along with the song; others were looking quite disgusted and were obviously dragged there by a friend. The Slytherin girls were glaring at Dreah in jealousy, Gryffindor girls were either commenting on the cuteness, or commenting on Malfoy being a "Bloody wanker", the Ravenclaw girls were smiling and humming (Luna was just full out singing and dancing with herself by then), and the Hufflepuff girls were looking around in confusion. The Slytherin boys were glaring at Draco in jealousy, Gryffindor boys were also glaring at Draco, Ravenclaw boys were smiling and quietly watching the scene, and the Hufflepuff boys were slightly clueing into what was happening, seeing as they finally found a way to watch what was going on.
Talia looked back through the omnioculars and smiled, seeing Dreah sigh, as she leaned her head on Malfoy's shoulder and close her eyes. At least somebody had their luck with men. Suddenly, the song ended and everyone whooped with pleasure. "Oi, keep it down! They might here us; and if they do Dreah will curse us into the next week!" Talia hissed. Everyone shut their mouths at this, and Tails threw her head back, laughing. It WAS quite funny to see half the school gathered in the bushes at eight thirty on a Saturday night. She brought her eyes back to see Dreah laugh and smirk at Malfoy, making a cheeky comment. Talia laughed too, seeing Malfoy's pale face go redder than a Weasley's. And Talia thought that this was going to be a dull night! Suddenly, she stopped and thought 'Oh crud, I'm going to have a flashback, aren't I?'
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Talia sighed, as she slumped down onto a couch in the Gryffindor common room, it was pure silence as people without dates played solitaire, or finished essays. Hermione, Ron and Harry sighed in unison as well. "Well, here we are, on a Saturday night, without dates, how absolutely boring." She commented. Hermione nodded in agreement, saying "How I wish that I could see how Dreah's date is going" Suddenly, Talia had a stroke of genius! "That's it!" she exclaimed. "What's it?" Ron asked in a dull tone. "We'll go follow Dreah and spy on their date." Talia whispered, leaning forward. "Well if your doing that, I'm coming with you." A voice from behind her said. Talia turned around to see Seamus Finnegan. "Sure, but don't bring anyone else. We'll use Harry's invisibility cloak." "HEY! How did you know that I..." Harry began. "Shut up, and we'll take a passageway into Hogsmeade to get ahead of them, wait and follow them to wherever their date is taking place." Talia explained. Her fellow housemates nodded as Harry ran upstairs, coming down moments later with his invisibility cloak. Talia, Harry, Ron, Hermione and Seamus all got under (after a handy expansion charm from Hermione, of course.) and quickly made their way to a statue, whispering some well chosen words and climbing through the tunnel, not noticing the crowd of students behind them.
At the end of the tunnel they got out and dashed to the main road, looking through the crowd for a certain blonde couple. "There they are." Ron observed, pointing towards a muttering Dreah and a black clad Draco, who was trying to hold his date's hand. "That is just too cute." Hermione said, with a sigh. Ron stared at his friend. "What has gotten into you?" he asked, in a disgusted tone. "It's bloody Malfoy!" Talia elbowed the redhead and pulled her friends after the couple. After twenty minutes of hiking out of the town of Hogsmeade, their feet started to hurt slightly. "Where is Malfoy taking her? Me feet are starting to hurt like a hippogriff trampled on them." Seamus complained. "Can't we stop? I have a bad feeling about this. Dreah is going to be mad if she finds us following her." Harry agreed, not wanting to admit that he too, was feeling tired. "No!" Hermione and Talia exclaimed, making Draco look behind his shoulder in suspicion. "Now look what you've done." Talia hissed. "What I've done!" Harry said, in a hurt tone. "I think it would be best if everyone would shut their traps for a while." Talia continued, ignoring Harry. They followed the couple through the branches of a weeping willow, and hid behind a bush, where Talia took out her omnioculars and starting spying. This is how she had gotten to the flashback.
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"Shove over Potter!" came a stern voice, Talia looked over her shoulder to see Professor McGonagall pushing through the crowds of curious students. "Uh oh" Talia said, Ron swore and Hermione turned pale. "I want to see some of the action! And I don't want to hear any more profanity out of your mouth Weasley!" she added, sitting down and taking some popcorn out of Professor Snape's popcorn bag. Wait, Professor Snape? Talia was shocked; Professors were even turning up to see the show. Snape was sitting on a carefully hidden rock, with a bag of popcorn and a dreamy look plastered on his face. "I've been waiting to see these two hook up for ages. If they were going to have another argument in a hallway full of first years, I swear I would give them three weeks of detention together." McGonagall commented, while stuffing some popcorn into her mouth. "Actually, Ms. Riddle is here not on her free will. Mr. Malfoy almost blackmailed her into it." said a wise voice. Everyone looked up to see Professor Dumbledore himself, sitting in a tree with a pack of vegetable flavored skittles. "Professor!?" Harry exclaimed. "What? I was here before any of you were." Dumbledore said, before raising a finger and signaling for his students to be quite.