Disclaimer: Recognize a name? It isn't mine, recognize a word? It isn't
mine. Recognize the English language? I don't own that either.
Evil Ducky: Who does own the English language?
Talia: I do of course!
Chapter 20: 100 questions (Talia)
Talia Treves popped a sugar quill into her mouth, as she popped off the lid of her muggle pen and took out the application form for the holiday mixer. Her full lips formed a grin; this was like being a kid in a candy shop where everything was free! And safe of course, you could never tell if anything was safe in the wizarding world, even if it was just candy. She looked at the letters and tried to make them form words in her mind, but she was so excited that everything might as well have been written in dwarf language; which Talia had never bothered to learn. She just couldn't wait until she found her true love, and then they would be together forever. That is, until the relationship ended in tragedy, all relationships seemed to from what she had observed. But it was all worth it, the look on Ryan's face when he saw her in love with someone other than him was worth it. Talia stroked her rubber ducky fondly as her innocent grin turned into an evil smirk. "Don't worry, Mr. Ducklesworth. He'll pay for what he did to me. What he's doing to me. Oh, he'll pay all right." She purred into her duck's non existent ear.
What is your full name?: Talia Sariah Treves
What year are you in?: Fifth
What house are you in?: Slytherin/Gryffindor
What gender are you?: Female
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Seven things...........
Seven things that scare you: Fire, people watching me, things that move in the dark, trolls, frenching, bottomless water, and feeling small.
Seven things that make you laugh: Kittens, Dreah, a certain gorgeous boy who I must not name, flying, fuzzy things, babies, and seeing girls slap guys.
Seven things you love: A certain gorgeous guy that I will not name, babies, kittens, purple, happy things, banana songs, and squishy things.
Seven things you hate: What is hate? I don't know what hate it! Can you tell me what hate is?
Seven things you don't understand: Why people say the sky is blue when it is really purple, math, why god made feet, television, CDs, muggles, and why others refuse to listen to elves that are younger than two thousand!
Seven things on your desk: My pen, paper, my purple fuzzy, ink, skittles, gum, and candy!
Right now you are: Sitting on my bed in my underwear wondering how long this thing is.
Seven facts about you: People call me crazy, I love gum, I think feet are weird, I think boys have cooties, I think all relationships end in heartbreak, I have brown hair, and I talk to ducks.
Seven things you can do: Sing, write, smile, hug, read, talk, and breathe!
Seven things you cannot do: Understand boys, flaunt myself, algebra, paint fingernails on both hands, put on makeup, and I cannot think of anymore things that I cannot do!
Seven things you plan to do before you die: Have six kids, take over the universe, become a goddess, hurt all people who are immodest, show the world there is one right religion even if I am not sure which one it is, become half cat, and become cat woman! BWHAHAHA!
Seven famous people you'd like to meet: Orlando Bloom, myself, Merlin, Dreah, a centaur, Leonardo Divinci, and Shakespeare
Top seven songs people should give a listen: Reflection, the banana song, bring me to life, I heard him come, I girl worth fighting for, a whole new world, and under the sea.
Top 7 things that turn you on about your sex of choice [in order]: Eyes, lips, hair, their standards, their personality, not possessive, and loyalty.
Top seven things you say the most: like, and, so, yeah, come on, I'm not crazy, and let's see.
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Have you ever...................
Have you ever been so drunk, you blacked out: No I don't drink. Sorry, what is that?
Have you ever missed a quidditch game because it was raining: NO! Raining is trivial quidditch!
Have you ever put a body part on fire for amusement: No.
Have you ever been hurt emotionally: Yes, hasn't everyone?
Have you ever kept a secret from everyone: Yes, if you try to count all my secrets, you'd lose track at about a million.
Have you ever had an imaginary friend: She's not imaginary! She's REAL!
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher: No, that's sick.
Have you ever had homosexual fantasies: No, ewww!
Have you ever cut your own hair: Once, yes. Twice? No.
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Favorites........................
What is your favorite color: Purple.
What is your favorite soap: I like ivory myself, oh and dove!
What is your favorite shampoo: I like smelly shampoos!
What is your favorite time of day: About midnight to two o'clock.
What is your favorite season: Spring and fall.
What is your favorite food?: I like pizza, and lasagna, Chinese food, and CANDY!
What is your favorite ice cream flavor: Mint chocolate chip, it's the best!
What is your favorite school subject: Potions, it's like cooking!
What is your favorite (non alcoholic) drink: Orange crush.
What is your favorite music genre: any and all that don't have swearing. Swearing isn't nice; it ruins the feel of the music.
What is your favorite alcoholic drink: I don't drink, what is alcoholic? Are you referring to that RUM that Dreah drinks?
What is your favorite quidditch position: Chaser!
What is your favorite band: The weird sisters. They're pretty cool.
What is your favorite song: I heard him come
What is your favorite scent: I like Lavender and Rose and Vanilla.
What is your favorite animal: Cat.
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This or That.....................
Butter beer or Pumpkin juice: Butter beer (the non alcoholic kind, Dreah just told me what alcohol is!)
Blind or deaf: Blind, because then I could still be able to hear all the song of the world!
Summer or winter: Summer, no school!
Morning or night: Night.
Pants or skirt: Pants. Why don't we have pants in the school uniform? Dumbledore you PERVERT!
Sunshine or rain: Sunshine.....WEEE!
Cold or warm: Warm, thus the sunshine people!
Sing or listen: Sing.
Relationship or one night stand: Relationship. One night stands are icky!
Cats or dogs: Cats!
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Describe your.....................
Wallet: It's purple and has green embroidery on it!
Hairbrush: It's purple and black.
Jewelry worn daily: My silver and amethyst ring.
Pillow cover: Depends what house I'm in for the week.
Coffee cup: Pastel green with purple flowers.
Shoes: Their shoes.
Favorite pants: My orange corduroy ones.
Piercings: none
Hair: usually in a ponytail and it's chestnut brown.....AND SHINEY TOO!
Eating: Skittles and gum (at the same time!)
Fetishes: Feet! And eyes! And pirates too!
Do you believe in soul mates: Of course I do, don't you?
Do you believe in love at first sight: No, I believe that you have to get to know the person. In a few person yes though.
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In the last 24 hours have you........................
Cried: .........Yes
Gotten Sick: No I don't think that I have gotten sick.
Eaten: Yes. Candy, breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack, and more snack!
Been kissed: no. I've never been kissed (sobs).
Felt stupid: Yes.
Wanted to tell someone you love them: That is my own personal business, and you're not allowed to know!
Met someone new: NO I think I pretty well know everyone in my school. AND I LOVE THEM ALL!
Talked to an ex: I've never had a boyfriend, how can I have an ex?
Missed an ex: WHAT EX!!!!!!!!!!!???????????
Talked to someone you have a crush on: What crush? He doesn't love me! So why should I crush on him!
Had a serious talk: Yeah, I think it lasted about two seconds long. I'm not sure though.
Hugged someone: Yes. Someone or some ones? Because I think I've done both.
Fought with your parents: No. My parents are back in Elvendar, how am I supposed to fight with them?
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Other......................
What are your hobbies: Writing, reading, eating and drawing.
Are you the center of attention, or a wallflower: Center of attention.
Would you rather be with friends or on a date: I can't date so I think that I'll have to go with friends. I have a fiancé you know! Wait, why am I filling this out then?
Do you have a job: No.
Do you like being around people: Depends what person or peoples.
Who have you known the longest: Myself of course.
Who do you argue the most with: Rachel, my multiple personality.
Who is your coolest sibling: They're all weird. Everyone one of them. I'm the normal one actually!
Who do you always get along with: Dreah, we've never had a fight. IT'S AMAZING! And when I strangled her for my socks, that doesn't count!
Who is your hero: Jack Sparrow of course! I love muggle movies!
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: No, it's so sad! That's why I'm entering this!
What languages do you speak: English, Elvish, Japanese, Spanish, Korean, and too many more to count.
Birthday: October fourth.
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Birthday stone: Sapphire
Did you like the questions in this application sheet: They're so wonderful!
What house would you like you're match to be in: Gryffindor, they're so brave!
Will you go through with your date: Probably.
Were you happy with this application: Yes, I am happy with it.
What date is it: Friday!
Are you going to hand this in right away: Probably not. Editing and all.
Any other comments before you hand this in: Purple is pretty!
Have a nice day! Same to you too!
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Authors note: I would just like to say thanks for the support everyone! I don't mind reviews by the way; I just don't like bad reviews. You readers have been so nice to me with your assurances and words of kindness; so I can't stop myself from writing a huge thanks to all of you before I start writing the next chapter. Oh and the person who reviewed with the name TearsOfBlueFlame if you email me at or add me to your msn list I can help you with the problem you have with the document manager. And yes, I would love to be your friend. Thanks for the support everyone and I hope you enjoy the rest of the story!
Love,
Dreah Mithrandír
Evil Ducky: Who does own the English language?
Talia: I do of course!
Chapter 20: 100 questions (Talia)
Talia Treves popped a sugar quill into her mouth, as she popped off the lid of her muggle pen and took out the application form for the holiday mixer. Her full lips formed a grin; this was like being a kid in a candy shop where everything was free! And safe of course, you could never tell if anything was safe in the wizarding world, even if it was just candy. She looked at the letters and tried to make them form words in her mind, but she was so excited that everything might as well have been written in dwarf language; which Talia had never bothered to learn. She just couldn't wait until she found her true love, and then they would be together forever. That is, until the relationship ended in tragedy, all relationships seemed to from what she had observed. But it was all worth it, the look on Ryan's face when he saw her in love with someone other than him was worth it. Talia stroked her rubber ducky fondly as her innocent grin turned into an evil smirk. "Don't worry, Mr. Ducklesworth. He'll pay for what he did to me. What he's doing to me. Oh, he'll pay all right." She purred into her duck's non existent ear.
What is your full name?: Talia Sariah Treves
What year are you in?: Fifth
What house are you in?: Slytherin/Gryffindor
What gender are you?: Female
............................................................................ .................. ............................................................................ ..................
Seven things...........
Seven things that scare you: Fire, people watching me, things that move in the dark, trolls, frenching, bottomless water, and feeling small.
Seven things that make you laugh: Kittens, Dreah, a certain gorgeous boy who I must not name, flying, fuzzy things, babies, and seeing girls slap guys.
Seven things you love: A certain gorgeous guy that I will not name, babies, kittens, purple, happy things, banana songs, and squishy things.
Seven things you hate: What is hate? I don't know what hate it! Can you tell me what hate is?
Seven things you don't understand: Why people say the sky is blue when it is really purple, math, why god made feet, television, CDs, muggles, and why others refuse to listen to elves that are younger than two thousand!
Seven things on your desk: My pen, paper, my purple fuzzy, ink, skittles, gum, and candy!
Right now you are: Sitting on my bed in my underwear wondering how long this thing is.
Seven facts about you: People call me crazy, I love gum, I think feet are weird, I think boys have cooties, I think all relationships end in heartbreak, I have brown hair, and I talk to ducks.
Seven things you can do: Sing, write, smile, hug, read, talk, and breathe!
Seven things you cannot do: Understand boys, flaunt myself, algebra, paint fingernails on both hands, put on makeup, and I cannot think of anymore things that I cannot do!
Seven things you plan to do before you die: Have six kids, take over the universe, become a goddess, hurt all people who are immodest, show the world there is one right religion even if I am not sure which one it is, become half cat, and become cat woman! BWHAHAHA!
Seven famous people you'd like to meet: Orlando Bloom, myself, Merlin, Dreah, a centaur, Leonardo Divinci, and Shakespeare
Top seven songs people should give a listen: Reflection, the banana song, bring me to life, I heard him come, I girl worth fighting for, a whole new world, and under the sea.
Top 7 things that turn you on about your sex of choice [in order]: Eyes, lips, hair, their standards, their personality, not possessive, and loyalty.
Top seven things you say the most: like, and, so, yeah, come on, I'm not crazy, and let's see.
............................................................................ ..................
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Have you ever...................
Have you ever been so drunk, you blacked out: No I don't drink. Sorry, what is that?
Have you ever missed a quidditch game because it was raining: NO! Raining is trivial quidditch!
Have you ever put a body part on fire for amusement: No.
Have you ever been hurt emotionally: Yes, hasn't everyone?
Have you ever kept a secret from everyone: Yes, if you try to count all my secrets, you'd lose track at about a million.
Have you ever had an imaginary friend: She's not imaginary! She's REAL!
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher: No, that's sick.
Have you ever had homosexual fantasies: No, ewww!
Have you ever cut your own hair: Once, yes. Twice? No.
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Favorites........................
What is your favorite color: Purple.
What is your favorite soap: I like ivory myself, oh and dove!
What is your favorite shampoo: I like smelly shampoos!
What is your favorite time of day: About midnight to two o'clock.
What is your favorite season: Spring and fall.
What is your favorite food?: I like pizza, and lasagna, Chinese food, and CANDY!
What is your favorite ice cream flavor: Mint chocolate chip, it's the best!
What is your favorite school subject: Potions, it's like cooking!
What is your favorite (non alcoholic) drink: Orange crush.
What is your favorite music genre: any and all that don't have swearing. Swearing isn't nice; it ruins the feel of the music.
What is your favorite alcoholic drink: I don't drink, what is alcoholic? Are you referring to that RUM that Dreah drinks?
What is your favorite quidditch position: Chaser!
What is your favorite band: The weird sisters. They're pretty cool.
What is your favorite song: I heard him come
What is your favorite scent: I like Lavender and Rose and Vanilla.
What is your favorite animal: Cat.
.................................................................... .............................
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This or That.....................
Butter beer or Pumpkin juice: Butter beer (the non alcoholic kind, Dreah just told me what alcohol is!)
Blind or deaf: Blind, because then I could still be able to hear all the song of the world!
Summer or winter: Summer, no school!
Morning or night: Night.
Pants or skirt: Pants. Why don't we have pants in the school uniform? Dumbledore you PERVERT!
Sunshine or rain: Sunshine.....WEEE!
Cold or warm: Warm, thus the sunshine people!
Sing or listen: Sing.
Relationship or one night stand: Relationship. One night stands are icky!
Cats or dogs: Cats!
.................................................................... .................................
.................................................................... .................................
Describe your.....................
Wallet: It's purple and has green embroidery on it!
Hairbrush: It's purple and black.
Jewelry worn daily: My silver and amethyst ring.
Pillow cover: Depends what house I'm in for the week.
Coffee cup: Pastel green with purple flowers.
Shoes: Their shoes.
Favorite pants: My orange corduroy ones.
Piercings: none
Hair: usually in a ponytail and it's chestnut brown.....AND SHINEY TOO!
Eating: Skittles and gum (at the same time!)
Fetishes: Feet! And eyes! And pirates too!
Do you believe in soul mates: Of course I do, don't you?
Do you believe in love at first sight: No, I believe that you have to get to know the person. In a few person yes though.
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In the last 24 hours have you........................
Cried: .........Yes
Gotten Sick: No I don't think that I have gotten sick.
Eaten: Yes. Candy, breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack, and more snack!
Been kissed: no. I've never been kissed (sobs).
Felt stupid: Yes.
Wanted to tell someone you love them: That is my own personal business, and you're not allowed to know!
Met someone new: NO I think I pretty well know everyone in my school. AND I LOVE THEM ALL!
Talked to an ex: I've never had a boyfriend, how can I have an ex?
Missed an ex: WHAT EX!!!!!!!!!!!???????????
Talked to someone you have a crush on: What crush? He doesn't love me! So why should I crush on him!
Had a serious talk: Yeah, I think it lasted about two seconds long. I'm not sure though.
Hugged someone: Yes. Someone or some ones? Because I think I've done both.
Fought with your parents: No. My parents are back in Elvendar, how am I supposed to fight with them?
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Other......................
What are your hobbies: Writing, reading, eating and drawing.
Are you the center of attention, or a wallflower: Center of attention.
Would you rather be with friends or on a date: I can't date so I think that I'll have to go with friends. I have a fiancé you know! Wait, why am I filling this out then?
Do you have a job: No.
Do you like being around people: Depends what person or peoples.
Who have you known the longest: Myself of course.
Who do you argue the most with: Rachel, my multiple personality.
Who is your coolest sibling: They're all weird. Everyone one of them. I'm the normal one actually!
Who do you always get along with: Dreah, we've never had a fight. IT'S AMAZING! And when I strangled her for my socks, that doesn't count!
Who is your hero: Jack Sparrow of course! I love muggle movies!
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: No, it's so sad! That's why I'm entering this!
What languages do you speak: English, Elvish, Japanese, Spanish, Korean, and too many more to count.
Birthday: October fourth.
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Birthday stone: Sapphire
Did you like the questions in this application sheet: They're so wonderful!
What house would you like you're match to be in: Gryffindor, they're so brave!
Will you go through with your date: Probably.
Were you happy with this application: Yes, I am happy with it.
What date is it: Friday!
Are you going to hand this in right away: Probably not. Editing and all.
Any other comments before you hand this in: Purple is pretty!
Have a nice day! Same to you too!
.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... .............................................................................................................................
Authors note: I would just like to say thanks for the support everyone! I don't mind reviews by the way; I just don't like bad reviews. You readers have been so nice to me with your assurances and words of kindness; so I can't stop myself from writing a huge thanks to all of you before I start writing the next chapter. Oh and the person who reviewed with the name TearsOfBlueFlame if you email me at or add me to your msn list I can help you with the problem you have with the document manager. And yes, I would love to be your friend. Thanks for the support everyone and I hope you enjoy the rest of the story!
Love,
Dreah Mithrandír