Disclaimer: We do not own Harry Potter.....Or the test results with Evil Ducky's gender.

Talia: We also don't know WHY Amara was on top Draco.

Dreah: I KNOW! Because he's an insufferable git!

Evil Ducky: I'M A GIRL! I'M A GIRL I SAY!

Dreah: We need a boy in this thing.

Evil squirrel: Did anyone call upon a male?

Dreah: OH LOOK! IT'S ONE OF MY EVIL SQUIRRELS! YAY!

Chapter 25: Shopping in Hogsmeade

"OH LOOK AT THIS DRESS!" Talia exclaimed, as she picked up a shimmery black dress. "But it's so much! 120 galleons!" she exclaimed. Dreah laughed, taking some money out of her pocket and saying "It's on me, Tails." Dreah was slowly draining all of her father's money. After Talia had her dress, Dreah dragged her friend into a book shop. She immediately started to pick up book after book, hardly glancing at the covers or insides. Once her arms were full, she looked up to see Talia on the top shelf. "There's that hundred galleon bill I left up here!" she said, shoving the bill into her bra. She quickly shoved a book into her bra too. Dreah paid for all her books, and once they were outside she turned to Talia. "TAILS! You should've paid for that book." She scolded. "Is it THAT obvious?" her friend asked. "Well, I don't recall your chest being a rectangular shape." Dreah commented, wryly.

The two girls whirled around when they heard their names being called out. Dreah gasped when she saw one of her father's death eaters. "Oh no! They're after us!" Dreah exclaimed. "He must know that we're using his money!" Talia said. Both girls ran for it, clutching the few bags they had. They never stopped until a very stern looking Lucius Malfoy popped in front of them. "AHHH! NOT ANOTHER BLOODY MALFOY!" Dreah screeched, dodging Draco's father and tugging Talia into zonko's. They picked up a few pranking books and nifty revenge items, before another death eater found them and they ran again.

Dreah ran as fast as she could from her father's henchmen. As she ran, she dodged a spell or two. "Gotta keep one jump ahead of the wand" She sang.

Evans father even had the nerve to swing a sword at them! "One swing ahead of the sword"

As she and Talia weaved in and out of the stores, the number of their bags increased, as they grabbed numerous items and flung money at the cashiers. "I buy only what I can afford. And that's everything!"

Talia and Dreah jumped out of a henchmen's way. "One jump ahead of the hit man" she continued singing.

Dreah and Talia stood on a roof, almost surrounded by death eaters. "That's all, and that's no joke. These guys are just mad 'cause they're broke." They climbed down a ladder and ran.

The henchmen were getting angry. "Riffraff! Mall rat! Scoundrel! Take that!" they exclaimed, running after the two girls.

Dreah looked back and shrugged "Just a little clothes guys"

They shook their fists and shouted "Rip her open, take her nose guys!"

Dreah and Talia ran out of Honeydukes "I can take a hint, gotta face the facts. You're my only friend Talia!"

The henchmen stopped running after them for a second. "It's Talia! NOOO!" they screamed in horror.

They hid in the three broomsticks, and Dreah turned around to see (to her disgust) Draco.

"Oh it's sad, Dreah's hit the bottom. She's become a one-girl rise in crime. I'd blame her mum except she hasn't got one." He sang. Dreah slapped him, with a huge SMACK!

Now the death eaters were aware of where they were. "Gotta shop to live, gotta live to shop. Tell you all about when I got the time!" she exclaimed, dodging a sword.

They ran and ran; Dreah was getting surprisingly good at running by now. "One jump ahead the slowpokes" they both jumped over a sword blade.

They skipped merrily through a shoe shop, picking up some heels and throwing money at the shop owner; then stuffing their shoes in their bags. "One skip ahead of my doom"

Dreah barely dodged a spell "If I'm not fast I'll be stuck in a tomb"

"One jump ahead of the hit man, one hit ahead of the flock" she sang

"I think I'll take a stroll around the block" they turned into an alley, to find it already full of henchmen.

They ran as the death eaters screamed "Stop, girl! Vandal! Outrage! Scandal!"

Dreah stopped, and shrugged her shoulders. "Let's not be too hasty!"

Draco came out and put a hand on her shoulder "Still I think she's rather tasty" SLAP!

"Gotta shop to live, gotta live to shop. Otherwise we'd all get along!" Dreah said, running again after slapping Draco. Now Lucius was getting rather mad for slapping his son TWICE.

"WRONG!" They screamed. Dreah and Talia ran up a long flight of steps.

"One jump ahead of the hoof beats" they climbed more steps up the side of the building.

"Vandal!" "One hop ahead of the hump" the death eaters were getting closer!

"Mall rat!" "One trick ahead of disaster" now they were on top of the building.

"Scoundrel!" "They're quick but I'm much faster" Dreah looked around for another ladder.

"Take that!" There was nowhere to go but down!

"Here goes, better throw my hand in" she took Talia's hand, getting ready.

"Wish us happy landin'!" she said, with hands full of bags.

"All we gotta do is JUMP!" and with that, they jumped off the edge. Dreah fluttered her wings in nervousness.

"Wait! I have wings! I forgot all about these!" Dreah exclaimed. "Useful, aren't they?" Talia asked, slyly. "I suppose." Dreah admitted, as they looked back and called out "Tootles SUCKERS!" Talia waved with her thumb, for the rest of her hand was holding bulging bags. As they flew towards the castle Dreah smiled. "Well, today was rather productive." She commented. "Yes, we shopped a lot!" Talia agreed. "No, I mean I slapped Malfoy TWICE!" Dreah quipped. "Oh, whatever." Talia muttered. And they landed beside the main doors of Hogwarts, skipping merrily into the castle.