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Warning: IN THIS STORY: OOC, Hinting,Yaoi - If you are homophobic don't read.

Rating: IN THIS CHAPTER: PG

This is short, idiotic and stupid... did I mention that it's crazy??

Short and stupid – part 1 of ?? – Tyson

All the Blade Breaker's sat at the dining table eating... yeah yeah breakfast, lunch, dinner... let's say it's dinner... late dinner... well they were somewhere... only them five a round the table eating... well four off them did except Tyson who gulped down the food.

-"Man Tyson how come you're not choking on you're food when you're showing that amount down you're throat?" Max asked

-"Webb... "gulp" you see I don't have that gag-reflex some people have, so I can deep throat about anything..."

All reacted to that strange sound that erupted from Kai; who just glared at them and continued eating his food. Tyson just chock his head and continued.

-"And in some bock somewhere I read about breathing and I have good control off it now so I can breath while my mouth is full..."

Another whimper-grunt came from Kai's direction that didn't even bother looking at them.

-"I use to buy those really big lollipops and with out that gag-reflex and my controlled breathing I can deep throat it and suck for hours..."

Kai sputtered and gulped down a big sip off his water and death glared everybody who dared looking at him. Tyson hid an evil smile and continued eating.

-"Waow you really have control off you're body function's Ty."

-"Ahhh that's not everything I can do Maxie... I had to do a lot off enema for some reasons. And after a while I realised that I even could control my muscles in... there and I'm pretty sure I could take anything up my ass these days..."

At this last statement Kai; who had just sipped at his water, sputtered it all over the table and put the glass down so hard so it cracked. He then rose up staggered over to Tyson and yanked him out off his seat and off to his room where he shut the door hard.

The other sat there staring after them.

-"What was that all about?" Max asked

-"I really don't want to know." Kenny said

- tbc -

Told ya it was stupid

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