The greater God
Disclaimer: My friends tell me that I don't own Harry Potter but I know that they are just joking.
"Ron?" Harry whispered.
"Yes Harry." Ron whispered back.
"I've been thinking…"
"Ow that must have hurt?" Ron said before Harry was done talking.
"I didn't feel anything. Anyway, do you believe in God?"
"What do you mean?" Ron asked looking confused.
"You know a greater force or something like that."
Ron was quiet for a few minutes and then he answered dreamily. "Yeah, like the Whomping Willow. That tree is big."
"Yeah it is big or perhaps Hagrid. I haven't seen anyone as huge as him except for his half brother."
As the two of them were talking Hermione came up to them and was about to comment on their conversation when both Harry and Ron burst out laughing.
"What is so funny?" Hermione asked thinking it was her they were laughing at.
"The big wart on Trelawney's nose." Harry said while still laughing.
"She doesn't have a wart on her nose Harry."
"Yes she has, only she forgot to put on the glamour charm today. It's huge isn't it Harry?"
"Yes it's bigger than Hagrid's nose."
And with that said the both of them started laughing again.
"Honestly you two. You have to stop, class is about to start and you know how Snape is."
Just as she was done talking Snape came trough the door and the whole class became silent… OK everyone except from Harry and Ron that is.
"What if I may ask are so funny Potter and Weasley?" Snape asked.
"None of your business, sir." Ron said without thinking.
"Ten points from Gryffindor and shut up. Today you will be brewing a light truth serum. The instructions are on the board. Get to work."
Hermione went and got their ingredients and when she came back she started lecturing the two.
"You need to get a hold of yourselves. You are going get us into so much trouble. You just can't talk back to a teacher like that. What are you laughing about anyway?"
"We're talking about the greater God." Harry answered.
"What?"
"Yeah Hermione. Hey Harry, Snape's nose is pretty big. Maybe that is the greater God?"
Before Harry could answer, Snape was looming over them. "I thought I told you two to shut up. Now what are you talking about?"
"Your big nose." Harry blurted out before anyone could stop him.
"WHAT?"
"Excuse them professor, they had a little too much to drink last night and the fumes in the divination room must have gotten to their brains. So that is why they are acting a little… em… stoned."
During Hermione's explanation Snape's glare intensified.
"Fifty points from Gryffindor, detention for a week and go to the hospital wing so that you can sober up and think about your behavior. Now get out!"
"Yes your Greatness!" Harry and Ron answered before they left.
Snape Was shaking his head and muttering to himself while he was walking back to his desk. "Either the world is coming to an end or I am going crazy."
END
A/N: I know this doesn't make any sense but I couldn't sleep until I got this story out of my head :)