A day of catastrophe in the Mushroom Kingdom, part 2

For some inexplicable reason, Mario, Luigi and Bowser have crash-landed in the Mushroom Kingdom. A Toad suddenly ran up to Mario.

"Is it still raining cows?" asked Mario.

"Nope! Now it's raining buffaloes." replied the Toad.

Surely enough, it was raining buffaloes on the houses and denizens of the Mushroom Kingdom.

"Huh? This is the perfect opportunity! The Mushroom Kingdom's castle will be mine!" said Bowser as he rushed off to the castle.

"This is bad." said Luigi.

"I don't see how this can get any worse!" complained Mario.

As soon as Mario said this, Wario and Waluigi arrived in the Mushroom Kingdom. Wario was pushing a wheelbarrow with a nuclear bomb(!) in it.

"Are you sure that we'll be able to take over the mushroom Kingdom on our own?" asked Waluigi.

"With this nuclear bomb, ANYTHING is possible!" replied Wario.

Wario suddenly tripped on a rock, which made him tip over the wheelbarrow and sent the nuke flying towards the ground.

"Uh-oh." said Wario.

"You clumsy oaf!" said Waluigi in response to Wario's comment.

BOOOOOOOOOOM!

The Mushroom Kingdom was reduced to ashes. As for the inhabitants, well…They were charred.

"I hate my life." groaned Bowser.

And so ends a disastrous day in the Mushroom Kingdom. And they all lived happily ever after…Well, sort of.

The END!

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