Disclaimer: I do not own The Phantom of the Opera, or any other characters or references used in this fanfiction.
Note: There will most likely be some Raoul bashing.
The first chapter is kind of short, but this is my first fanfiction.
Scene One: AuctionsA younger man and a woman who's hat would be very useful if you ever had to abandon ship, escort an old man into an old Opera House. The inside of the Opera house is very dusty and some spiders are plotting an attack on the humans for invading their planet...I mean, home.
Auctioneer: Blah, blah, blah, blah blah… A few human skulls from a production when the dinosaurs ruled the Earth. Sure to scare the crap out of you friends, ladies and gentlemen. This one even still has its brain! Any takers?
Some freak bidsAuctioneer: Thank you! (mutters) Thank you, God.
Next, We have a scary-butt monkey that watches you as you sleep and doubles as an alarm clock, weither you want it to or not. Any bids?
A very old Madame Giry bids, and so does Ancient Raoul's 'lifesaver'. Raoul wins the bid, and hugs the creepy monkey of DOOM!
Ancient Raoul: I looooove my monkey doll. (squeals)Raoul starts to sing to himself. He needs help. Serious help.
Auctioneer: (stares)Anyhow, Let's get on with our auctions of crap. I mean, of great historical importance. Yeah. A great big broken chandelier, we fixed it up with some gum. Cinnamon gum. Yum. Rumor has it, the Phantom of the Opera dropped this on peoples heads a few years back…
Some dudes that seemed to pop out of nowhere show up and start raising the Cinnamon Gum Chandelier into the air. The main theme of the Movie starts up, and Madame Giry must spot one of them spiders, as she is staring up into the air.
There. Please review. I realize it is VERY short. This is just my first attempt. I am off all summer and I'll try to update as often as I can.