The New Guys...OUT TAKES!

kayko15: YAY! First reviewers of my stories get cookies! Goes to give kayko15 a cookie but discovers there all gone WHO ATE THE COOKIES! (The girls and Naiowa who's mouths are clearly stuffed with cookies point to Zuko) Zuko: I DIDN'T EAT YOUR COOKIES! Author/Writer: Raesha can I borrow your boomerang for a sec? (Raesha nodds and gives her boomerang) thank you! (Whacks Zuko unconscious) I like it when people write me nice reviews and say they like my story, it makes me type and update faster. Well, since someone ate all the cookies, have a bag of chocolate chips (gives kayko15 a bag of choc chips)

ZukoKrazy: Thank ya! I would give you a cookie but someone ate them all (glares at Zuko) Zuko: I DIDN'T EAT YOUR COOKIES FOR THE LAST TIME! Raesha: Have a bag of choc chips! (Gives ZukoKrazy choc chips) Enjoy!

Mdalia: Thank ya, hopefully this chapter will be funnier Naiowa: If not crazier! (Give Mdalia a bag of choc chips)

Naiowa: If Dragon-Racer101 doesn't owe a car, or anything worth mentioning besides a lizard and turtle...Why the hell would she owe Avatar!

Author: And who would put a teenager in charge of that!

Naiowa: Well, Zuko's in charge of a ship, and three girls and moi (sp?) who don't pay attention to anything he says, and well, he's 16...

Raesha: You owe Avatar?

Everyone else: HELL NO!

Last time, the horrors of chapter 1: A somewhat weird interview


Chapter 2 Outtakes: Stale Muffins and Chaos outtakes

"Ok, get in your places! Zuko! GET OFF YOUR CELL PHONE FOR THE LAST FRIGGEN TIME! SAKURA! WAKE UP! RAESHA! THERE'LL BE NO HACKING AND MESSING WITH THE SCRIPTS ON SET! NAIOWA! Oh who cares..." The author/writer says, rubbing her temples. Zuko snaps his cell phone shut in annoyance, Sakura woke with a "huh?" Raesha "awwwwwwww"-ed and turned off her laptop. Everyone else threw away the rest of his or her tea/coffee/cat nip and whatever else he or she were doing.

"Annnnnnnnnnd…. Wait for it…ACTION!"

"I think that's a yes" Keiana says, Sakura nodded.

"Now I have a question! Is that cat ship trained?" Zuko asked, Naiowa looks at Zuko with puzzled look.

"Are you!"

There is a short pause of silence, and then everyone starts laughing. "Good question Naiowa! Are you Zuko!" Sakura asks, Zuko stops laughing and looks at them with a - -;; .

"Naiowa aint even suppose talk till the 4th chapter or something" Zuko says.

"Yeah, well, we know I can talk so why bother!" Naiowa bites back.

"CUT! We all know that was funny, but get it right…Please?" The writer/Author says.

"Chapter 2, scene 1, take 2!"

"Now I have a question!...Do we get coffee after this?" Zuko asks.

"ZUKO!" Dragon-Racer101 yells. "Fine…(mutters) if Ozai gets a bagel I want a cookie" Zuko said. Dragon-Racer101 deciding the quickest way to get this done right was to give Zuko a cookie and shut him up. She picks up a cookie and throws it at Zuko, hitting his head.

"Theres your bleeding cookie! NOW GET YOUR LINE RIGHT!"

Zuko pouts and said something about throwing Naiowa at her and see how much she likes to have stuff thrown at her. Naiowa bit back with "I wonder if Zuko would care if he had his fingers bitten off"

"Chapter 2, scene 2…Take oh does anyone even notice!"

Zuko had gotten his line right, now oh who cares, read and find out…

Later that evening, Keiana, Sakura, Raesha and of course Naiowa, where headed to the room where the crew, soldiers and generally anyone who was a lower rank eat.

Keiana opens a door, and it was the janitor's closet?

"That's the smallest cafeteria thing I've seen" Raesha comments…

"CUT! You're supposed to open the left door!" Dragon-Racer101 yells. Keiana muttered something along the lines of "oh who cares".

Zuko was rambling on about plans to capture the Avatar, Iroh, had learned a neat trick, its where you look like your paying full attention, but in actually aren't.

"ZzZzZzZzZzZ…" Iroh snored! "IROH!" Zuko yells. "Huh? Wha? Oh…My fault, please continue" "CUT! IROH! We know Zuko's plans for capturing the Avatar are boring and will end up down the toilet but can you at lease pretend your interested!" The author/writer says, Iroh yawns. "Yeah sure."

Then Zuko headed to where the crew/soldiers/other low rank people ate. Zuko opened the door and his crew were around the table where Naiowa was doing stand up comedy!

"Thank you! You've been a terrific audience! I'll be here until the author/writer finishes the story!" Naiowa says, the crew laughed and clapped.

"CUT! NAIOWA, SAKURA, RAESHA, KEIANA! YOUR SUPPOSE TO BEAT THE CREW UP! NOT DO STAND UP! NO MATTER HOW FUNNY IT IS!" Dragon-Racer101 yells, man I think we should call her banshee. "EDDY! YOUR NOT HERE UNTIL CHAPTER 9!"

"Take oh I lost count…"

Zuko opened the door; it was dark so he turned on the light.

"BOO!" Yelled everyone, "ITSABUNGI!" Yelled Raesha. Zuko had one of those --; and shut the door.

"CUT! LETS SEE IT DONE THE RIGHT WAY!"

"All right! Muffin darts!" Raesha exclaimed, she threw a muffin as Zuko opened the door, instead of hitting the wall; it hit Zuko's jaw.

"Uhh…Did it at lease break his jaw!" Raesha asks.

"YOU ARE GOING TO PAY! JUST TILL LUNCH TIME!" Zuko yells.

"No…Damn" Keiana says.

The author/writer whacks her forhead.

"CUT! GET IT RIGHT OR THERE'LL BE NO LUNCH TIME!" Well, after they got there lines right…

"Since the rest of my crew is in med bay, you three will be coming with me!" Zuko said, "what about Naiowa?" Sakura asked. "Fine, the cat to" Zuko said, not bothering to argue.


That's it for this chapter! Next time, the woes of shopping…

Zuko: Man, those muffins ARE Stale!
Sakura: Duh!

Naiowa: Yeah, and don't get me started on the fish!

Raesha: Be nice and review please!