Disclaimer: I will never own The Phantom of the Opera.
I chose to stop being so stupidly lazy, and update. Thanks to all of my readers. Even if there are some that are hiding. pokes around
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Scene Two: Rehearsals
The Theme continues, showing two older farts and a bunch of dancers. A lot of them look funny. Tee Hee. Anyway, the old farts, Firmin and Andre, are lead threw the hallways filled with the funny people and into a big stage area thing.
Bald Conductor Dude: practically chokes himself Stop interrupting the damn play!
Old Manger: Aw, but Baldy, it's fun to annoy you like that.
Bald Conductor Man Person: …
Old Manger: Anyway… I will be moving to Australia, due to the annoying and spoiled La Carlotta. I will be sitting on the beach, drinking all day long while you suckers put up with the brat!
Silence… Is that…crickets?
Old Manger: walks off
Baldy: Back…To…Practice…
La Carlotta: sings loudly
A backdrop falls, just happening to be overtop of Carlotta.
Backdrop: Wooohoooo
Shadows: snicker
La Carlotta: Blah-a Ah-a
People: Can't…understand…brains…exploding…pop….
Carlotta: farts
People whose brain didn't explode: die from toxic gasses escaping from Carlotta's butt
Wow….That sucked…Please, my dear readers, if you still live. REVIEW. I had a serious brain clog. Maybe it was my brain that exploded. The next scene should be better….I hope.