FMA not mine. Rikku is mine

Rikku opened her arms as she embraced the morning sunshine and stretched out. The last few days passing were mildly interesting, yet the same ritual every day, file in and file out. So boring. "Good morning myself!" she yawned and sat up to see her image in the mirror. Her slightly unruly hair all over the place, her glasses on the night side table. " Should I spruce up today for no reason or stay me?" she plopped back down on her bed, only one hour before work, aw she had time. She got up and got dressed, with a toothbrush still jammed in her mouth she glanced over at the clock, 30 minutes left. She brushed and combed her hair back and to the side, giving it sheen of new proportions, applied whatever make-up she had (making sure it was not too much) and grabbed her military jacket-thing.

Rikku then dunked her toothbrush back in its proper place and ran out her door pulling up her pants, she picked up the pace seeing she was running short on time (no pun intended!). Hair flowing like water behind her she slammed straight into a wall, thoroughly knocking herself out.

Roy twiddled his fingers impatiently while looking from the door to the paperwork and then back. " I thought I made it clear that things like these will not be tolerated!" He slammed his fist down hard on the tabled making Havoc jump up 3 feet in the air only to come back down on Breda. " You can't be that hard on her, she just started working here" Havoc replied while getting up and rubbing his sore behind. " Just because she is new here doesn't mean she doesn't have to abide by the rules!" Mustang snapped back, clearly losing his temper.

The door opened and Rikku stumbled in. " Please forgive my lateness! I was um…running…and I fell…" she managed to say before falling over a chair. " Pull this again Bella and you will be deported to a different, less important, section!" Roy said not looking up from his desk, he opened a drawer and pulled out an even larger stack of papers. Havoc and Breda just stared in wonder and a little puddle formed under Havoc (from his mouth!) Black Hayate saw this and pushed his dog bowl under the stream of drool, therefore collecting it before it hit the floor. " Lieutenant, you Breda, Fury, and the others need to report to Hughes, it seems he needs some assistance" Roy said from under his desk (he was fixing his pants) and he poked his head up (I'm just kidding) fixed his jacket-thing (no really he was) and sat straight up.

Hawkeye exited the room along with the others closing the door after them, Rikku stayed awaiting her punishment. "Sir I'm so sorry I-" she pushed back her silky, soft, smooth (yes rini I did add it) hair behind her ear. Glasses tucked in pocket for when she needed it, and jacket slightly open revealing a white dress shirt that was a little open too. " Forget about it Rikku just make sure it doesn't happen again" he looked up and handed her a few folders, his eyes widened and mouth dropped slightly. " Where's Rikku and who are you!" She looked around and then back and said, " She's here and I'm her?" She took in his facial features for once; black shiny hair with a gleam, and black as night eyes, and a strong set jaw. As he took in hers; straight black hair past the shoulders, large seductive emerald-green eyes, small mouth and tan skin. He was snapped out of his trance when Rikku waved her hand in front of his face.

Roy shook his head, must not get distracted " So anyway file these and these and these and see you at lunch" he said quickly and left the room to go attend other business. Rikku was stupefied, not only by the amount of paperwork but also the lunch comment, I mean so what? Everyone ate in the same room anyway! She quickly pushed these things out of her mind and got to work. " Wow there is so much paper work here it makes it look like he never graduated anything!" she fixed everything up in no time, she laid down on the couch and closed her eyes. The door opened and she looked up, seeing it was a BIG man with a little blond curl at the top of is otherwise bald, head. "Who are you?" she sat up. " I am Alex Louis Armstrong! Also known as the Strong Armed Alchemist!" his shirt poofed and all was left was him flexing his many muscles, pink sparkles flying all over the place. She shielded her eyes from the evil blinding sparkles and said " Nice to meet you Armstrong I'm Rikku" "Wonderful! Another person to show off—I mean impress with my muscles!" flexing his arm in front of her face. " Look at the time! It's lunch! Bye!" she ran off. " Wait! My muscles and I shall join you!" sprinting off after her.

Sliding into her seat she looked down dismally at the food in front of her, was it her or did that thing just move? Hughes shoved a picture in Ed's face (who was sitting across from Rikku) of his kid. " My god doesn't she just make you want to hug people!" Hughes exclaimed. " More like hug them to death…." Ed mumbled " Hey Roy! Who's this broad?" pointing a fork at Rikku. " I'm not a broad and I'm Rikku!" she exclaimed she was getting tired of this. " Yeah right and Roy finished high school!" Ed threw out; he sniffed the air and saw his rear was on fire. " Shrimp barbecue anyone?" Mustang said taking his place beside Rikku, putting his glove away. Ed shot up to the ceiling not coming down for a good 20 minutes, then landing square in his seat with his face planted in his food. Al picked his brother up and tried to help him, Ed only pulled away. " Oh hello Rikku we weren't properly introduced before, I'm Alphonse and this is Edward, we are the Elrics" Al said shaking her hand.

After all was introduced Rikku found she disliked Edward A LOT and she hoped he felt the same. As for the others Hawkeye too serious, Breda nah, Havoc cute, Al a sweet kid, Hughes devoted, and Roy…a guy. Miniskirts and all she disliked him as well, another good reason is she has trauma with fire, which is her weakness in alchemy. The fact that he was a flirt didn't help at all; she got up from the table and walked out saying something about work. Ed looked up at Roy, " Man you screwed up now!"

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Ed: Flame Alchemist? More like Hotheaded Alchemist!

Roy: sets Ed on fire

Wikku: Men are pigs…