FMA not mine. Rikku is mine and Rini ish my friends

Edward made his way towards his room ruffling his hair. "Damn it, why is it always so goddamn boring in this hellhole they call headquarters? The only good thing here is the fine ladies!" at this he flashed a big smile towards a few female officers, sparkle sparkle. They walked off giggling and fighting under their breaths how short Ed is. He opened the door of his room and went inside, slamming the door after him. Al had gone to get better acquainted with that new geek girl, Roy and his goonies were off doing something he really didn't care about. " ah the serene peacefulness of being by yourself…….sucks badly" he looked around the room for something to do, puzzles done, no finger painting, no damn T.V., no nothing at all. "WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO NOW!" he was exasperated.

About 2 hours later…

Edward woke up and looked around, still no one here. Had Al came back when he was sleeping? Who cares? He had gotten an idea while sleeping to pass his time, Ed stood up and zipped down his pants (ladies control yourselves!) and was left in a pair of white briefs (he ran out of boxers) He kicked the pants onto the bed and took of his cloak and shirts, bare-chested he made his way towards his chest of drawers. " I always kinda wanted to do this…" pulling a big white dress shirt over his head that he had apparently stole from Roy. "Where the hell did I put his sunglasses?" digging under his mattress, he pulled out a pair of black shades that also belonged to Roy (kleptomaniac?) Ed kept his pearly white socks on (not for long) and was looking through his CD case, pulling out a Michael Jackson CD he smirked knowing how much fun he was going to have…

Then Ed started to dance and sing…

Ed: As he came into the window

Was a sound of a crescendo

He came into her apartment

He left the bloodstains on the carpet

She was sitting at the table

He could see she was unable

So she ran into the bedroom

She was struck down

It was her doom

Ed and chorus: Annie, are you OK

Are you OK

Are you OK, Annie

Annie, are you OK

You OK

You Ok, Annie

Annie, are you OK

You Ok

You Ok, Annie

So on and so forth…he finished the song and…

"Whew! That was so fun!" Ed fell back on his bed while Al just stood there looking at him. "Uh…brother?" he said with a little tiny squeaky voice. " HUH! AL! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE!" Ed sat up and nearly fell off the bed. " I've been here since well…. you don't want me to say." "SAY IT!" " Ever since you did the Michael Jackson crotch-grab, brother. I didn't mean to interrupt you so I didn't say anything, and let me say this, I will never really think of you the same way again, but also that was excellent performance! The choreography was fan…." By this time Ed completely drowned him out thinking, doesn't he ever breathe? Ever? Ed got up and changed into his regular clothes, red with embarrassment and left out "I'm going for a walk" he said as he strode out. " Wait! Let me come with you brother!" Al said running after Ed.

Ed turned a corner at a street and saw a something or someone running from a someone or something. He ran closer to see what was going on and……………………………………………………………………………………………..

Wikku: basically it's a cliffhanger peoples so get used to it! Please read and review and I'm open to any ideas or suggestions

Ed: Yep she sure IS open! Mon-Thu 5-6 pm

Rini: ED

Ed: sorry I forgot, no dissing Wikku Rikku or any body like them in public

Roy: anybody hungry?

Ed: I am! What's on the menu?

Roy: Full Metal Shrimp Cocktail

Ed: ARGH! YOU BAS----- tune in for next chapter