Chapter 4-

The next morning Harry, Ron, and Hermione woke up.

"Looks like the three llama jerkies woke up!" Draco said drooling.

Harry looked around. The classroom that was empty before was now filled with students. Draco started licking Harry's arms.

"Ewww, gross! Get off of me I'm not for eating!" Harry said.

"Don't listen to him Draco." Snape said. "He's very edible and tasty."

"You can eat me!" Hermione said. Then Ron turned and saw what was going on.

"What the hell is going on here!" Ron asked shocked. Maybe he was shocked that Draco was licking Harry, or that Snape was allowing this, or was it the dungeon full of kids just sitting there watching them? Ron got up and dragged Harry and Hermione out of the classroom. Then they all sat down against the wall. Then they all just realized that they left their pants in Snapes classroom.

"Why the hell are people always taking our pants off after we've passed out!" Ron asks angerly.

"Why the hell is everything you say so pissed off?" Harry asks him.

Then Ron just gets up and walks away.

"What the hell is his problem?" Harry says.

Hermione shrugs. "He's probally pissed 'cause he's not getting any." Hermione says.

At dinner everybody went to the great hall to eat. Everyone sat down waiting for food to appear on their plates. Then all of a sudden Dumbledore stumbled in through a side door. His eyes were red.

"Welcome to a fresh new year at Hogwarts!" Dumbledore said.

"Huh!" All the kids say.

"Take a look at my new podium. It's golden with candles along the sides!" He starts feeling up the podium. Eveyone in the great hall just stares at him.

"EAT!" Mcgonagol suddenly yells at the children.

So they all started eating even though there was nothing on their plates. Harry, Ron, and Hermione all left early. They were all sober.

"Hey, remember Tom?" Hermione asks them.

"Oh, yeah!" Harry says. "He's sooo cool."

"Yeah, he had a stonger bong!" Ron says.

"Well, we have to steal that bong." Hermione tells them.

"But, how? He's the lord of all drugs." Harry says.

"Were going to have to out drug him." Hermione says. "But first we have to warm up." So they all took a smoke.

"What time is it?" Ron asked. "He said he was going to smoke it at nine."

"We have two more hours." Hermione said.

Soon the "dinner" in the great hall was finally over and students started flooding into the halls. Draco walked by carrying a singing bass fish wall ornament.

"Here Pothead. It's a gift for the quidditch game." Draco says. He hands it to Harry. Harry pushes the button.

"You have cancer." The fish tells him.

"Oh, that's nice." Harry said. And he slaps Draco's ass. Then they both start making out hard and heavy in the middle of the hall.

"Damn! That's hot!" Ron tells Hermione."Isn't that hot, Hermione!"

"Ewww! No! That's gross!" Hermione says. Then she sees some girl and says,"Now that's more my style!" So she grabs her and they start making out.

Tom Riddlin passes by them, probally on his way to smoke the evil bong.

"Hey, Tom!" Hermione says as she comes up for breath.

"Oh, hi!" He says. "I was just going to smoke my bong."

"Want some pot?" Hermione asks him.

"Of course!" Tom answers. Tom takesthe joint and takes a smoke. Then he sees Draco and Harry and joins them in a threesome.

After that Tom just remembered something and left.

Suddenly Dumbledore comes running out of the great hall.

"Don't you just love my golden podium!" He yells into the halls filled with students.

"STOP HIM!" Yells Hagrid as he tries to catch up with him. But Dumbledore already turned a corner. So the students didn't see who Hagrid was talking about.

"Are you sane?" A student standing next to him asks. But he got no answer. Hagrid ran around the corner looking for Dumbledore. Then all of a sudden a bird took off in the hall then flew into Hagrid's face. The bird fell to the floor. Hagrid stood there not knowing what to do. All the students in the hall watched, waiting to see what would happen next. "What should I do?" Hagrid thought to himself. "I can't appolgize to the damn bird." So Hagrid stood there for a few minutes not saying anything. The hall was quite. The only sounds you could hear were Draco,Harry, and Tom occasionally sounding out their orgasms.

"Hey, forget this shit!" Ron yelled. "We have to get the evil bong!"

Hermione whispers to her girl friend,"Don't worry about him. He's just mad 'cause he's not getting any.."

So Harry, Ron, and Hermione ran to the dungeon. Finally the students in the crowd started talking and moving agian.

"That was awkward." Hagrid said aloud to himself.

"Do I know you?" A student standing next to him said.

Hagrid ignores that and walks away. Then the kid chucks the bird at him.