Chapter 5

Harry,Ron, and Hermone made it to the dungeon in time to see Tom about to start smoking the evil bong.

"Hey, Tom." Harry says.

"Shut up."

"We've come here to challenge you for your bong." Harry explains.

"Whatever!" Tom says and stops smoking the bong.

All three of them took out bags full of drugs of all kinds. Tom took out his drugs. The object of this contest is to use all the drugs you can untill you pass out. Whoever wakes up last wins.

The next day Harry was the first to wake up. Then it was Ron.

"Don't wake up Hermione!" Ron and Harry chanted in unison. Then Tom woke up.

"Dammit! I lost! It's all you bastards fault!" Tom yells at them.

Finally, two whole hours later, Hermione wakes up.

"Guess, what! We won Hermione!" Ron says.

"Here you girls go. Here's the bong." Tom says as he hands it over.

And soon enough, the year was finally over. Now it was the final feast in the Great Hall.

"Hello, hearing aids." Dumbledore says to all the children in the hall.

"Hello." They say, thinking that he's talking to them.

"No, I'm talking to my hearing aids." He says pointing to his ears.

"Well, it looks like this year has finally come to an end."

"Why? You lost your podium?" Someone asked him.

"No. I lost my hearing aids."

"Then how come you can hear me?"

Dumbledore turns off his hearing aids.

"What? I'm sorry I can't hear you!" Dumbledore says.

"Yeah, that's cause you just turned off your hearing aids!" The kid said pissed off. "And I thought you lost your hearing aids!"

"You may be excused." Dumbledore said.

"What!"

"My oldman/medical cane."

"Huh!"

Then, all of a sudden, Harry and ron burst through the doors with their robes on.

"We're going streaking!" They announced to the entire hall. Then they let their robes fall to the floor.

Harry and Ron started running down the hall. All the children started laughing. Then all of a sudden Hagrid burst through the doors behind Harry and Ron. It seems that Hagrid thought he was going streaking too. So he was running down the hall naked. All the children looked away. Harry and Ron looked behind them to see what had just happened. What they saw was an ugly-ass creature with crumbs and was naked running down the hall behind them. So they started to run as fast as they can to their house table and sat down naked.

"These tables are cold!" Ron says with a shiver after he took a seat.

Hagrid just continues running down the hall all the way up to Dumbledore and his podium. All the kids faces are still turned the other way. Hagrid steps up to the golden podium and turns around to face the children. Takes a fart and side-steps to the right.

"I've got your hearing aids!" Hagrid says to Dumbledore.

"Where! Where are thy hearing aids!" Dumbledore asks.

"Put your hand over here and it is straight up the hole." Hagrid instructs.

And right before Dumbledore got to stick his hand any further, Snape shoved them out of the hall and into a side room. Mcgonagol stood at the podium now.

"Umm...well...what Dumbledore is trying to say is that the school year is ending because he lost his hearing aids..." Mcgonalgol says like she doesn't aprove. "So...let the feast begin."

With a wave of her wand, barbequed rat tales, roasted catapillars and roasted mouse on a stick appeared on everyones plates. Diarrhea juice filled in everyone's goblet.

"Hey there's an inhaler in my roasted mouse!" Some random person says.

At the Griffindore table everyone is enjoying the delicious meal.

"Hey, someone's hand is on my ass!" Ron says.

"Don't worry it's just me." Harry says.

Harry and Ron were still both naked.

"Does anyone want to put their hand on my ass?" Hermione asks. She waited a couple seconds but got no takers.

Then all of a sudden the naked Hagrid bursted out of the side room running along with a naked Dumbledore running behind him. They are both running with their hands in the air.

They make a sharp turn around the Slytherin table and Hagrid's dick hits Malfoy in the face.

Back at the Griffindor table everyone was still enjoying their meal.

"That feels good Harry." Ron says.

"Huh, that's not me. My hands are up here." Harry says and shows Ron his hands.

"Well, whoever it is don't stop!" Ron says moaning.

"Geeze Ron, that's a little too loud for school." Nevelie says.

Harry looks under the table to see who it was. And it turns out it was Malfoy.

"Hello, Harry." Malfoy said from under the table.

"So you were the one!" Ron says.

"Hey, you guys guess what? There's a marijuana plant under your guys's table." Malfoy informs them.

Hagrid and Dumbledore just continued running out of the main entrance of the great hall. The doors just slamed behind them.

Everyone stood up and started clapping. Soon enough people were boarding the train to go home.

"CLICK, CLICK, CLICK!" Hagrid says to all the students before they get onto the train.

"BoCLICK,BoCLICK!" Harry says to Hagrid.

For some odd reason they were speaking robot.

As the train pulls away, Hagrid sees smoke pouring pouring out of the cracked window of the conpartment containg Ron,Harry, and Hermione.

"Those llama jerkies." Hagrid says and rolls up a joint and takes a smoke.

The End