A/N: I just wanted to thank the three people who have already reviewed my story here. Thank ya! (And yes, to the person who asked, I am basing it sort of on "The Confessions of Georgia Nicolson. I find those books v. amusing and borrowed some of her words to make my story sound better too.)

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or any of the things mentioned in this story, except the plot and Stupid M. Hehehe

Sunday September 8th

7:15 am

bed

Woke to Lavendar and Parvati giggling. Those two are driving me mad. I may have a strop.

7:18 am

Can't be bothered.

8:30 am

LAVENDAR AND PARVATI FOUND MY SECRET LOVE NOTE!! And read it out to the entire Gryffindor table!! I am going to kill them!

8:32 am

No need. Mcgonagall just gave them a detention for "invasion of privacy." Downside is that Gryffindor lost twenty points. Ah well.

9:00 am

I'm bored.

Tuesday September 10th

Charms

We've just started Forensic Charms. As I am not in training to be an Auror, I fail to see how this applies to me.

10:53 am

Dammit, we've been given another essay. "Research three ways in which forensic charms can be used to bring wizarding criminals to justice, and give an example in each case."

It's due next Tuesday.

That reminds me. The essay Stupid M. set us is due tomorrow. I'll have to concentrate on that tonight instead.

9:43 pm

Library

There. I've just finished Stupid M.'s essay and I've barely made four feet. I explained the three curses in great detail (nearly a foot and a half) and then filled the rest of the essay with stories about criminals convicted of using them, ways to block the Imperius curse, how the Cruciatus can drive people mad (Like poor Neville's mum and dad….tragic.) and how my dear friend Harry is the only known person to have survived Avada Kedavra. Actually, forensic charms came into it. It's quite interesting. I may look at a career as an Auror yet. But later. Right now I'm going to bed.

Wednesday September 11th

10:15 am

DADA

I've just handed in my essay. I'm confident that I'll at least get an 'E'. Also confident that Ron won't get an 'O' as his essay is only two feet long and he spelled Avada Kedavra 'Avada Kadabra'.

11:12 am

Out of sheer bordosity, I am going to write what our marks stand for:

O – Outstanding

E – Exceeds Expectation

A – Acceptable

P – Poor

D – Dreadful

And then there's 'T' for 'Troll' but I don't know if Fred and George were serious about that or not.

Anyways, I'm insanely bored. We are supposed to be taking notes about vampires (do I detect another essay?) while Stupid M. reads our Unforgivable Curses essays, but I'm having a quiet sort of protest against her lunacy (and fascination with Ron) by not doing it.

11:50 am

I am outrage! I received an 'A' on my essay! And Ron got an 'O'!!! I must have a speak with her.

11:59 am

Nicked Ron's essay so I can confront Stupid M. with the offending article. I was going to walk up to her right then, but she asked Ron to stay behind, so I'm outside the door listening in with one of Fred and George's Extendable Ears. God bless them.

"Mr Weasley, I simply loved your essay," Stupid M. dithered.

"Um, thanks, Professor."

"I was wondering if, perhaps you would mind meeting me later this evening, to discuss the merits of your essay, and perhaps…have a little drink? We could just tell everyone that you had a detention."

I got a horrible image in my mind of Stupid M. winking at Ron and nearly retched.

"Er…n-no thank you, Prof -"

"Come now, Mr Weasley…" there was a noise like a chair scraping, and a moment later Ron burst out of the room, every inch of him that I could see bright red.

"Her…Hermione," he gasped like a great gasping thing. "I…we…."

"Save it, Ron." I stormed into the classroom and confronted a very disgruntled M.

I screamed at her, I'm (not) sorry to say.

"What is this rubbish about me getting an 'A' and Ron getting an 'O'?" I demanded, producing both essays. Stupid M. looked at them and then blinked at me stupidly.

"Why, whatever are you talking about, Ms Granger?"

"Look! The essay you set us was supposed to be four feet long! Ron's is two feet long, which should automatically make his mark be an 'A' or less, and plus, he spelled Avada Kedavra wrong! My essay is four feet long, no spelling mistakes and clearly deserving of an 'O'. How DARE you play favorites! How dare you!"

"Ms Granger, don't be so upset. Your essay was lovely, but it just wasn't of the same caliber -"

"You only gave him an 'O' because you fancy him!! You sick perverted woman!!"

12:40 pm

lunch

Well, the nub and gist of it is that I have detentions for a week, Gryffindor has lost fifty points, and Stupid M. is taking it up with Dumbledore. And my mark is still the same.

Really. What is the point?

12:34 am

I've just got off my first detention with Stupid M. She made me – can you believe it? – write lines. Oh, the inhumanity…not. I had to write "I will not insult my professors, because they are infinitely wiser than I am." Hah! The only thing she's smarter than is a coat button. And I think even that is being too generous.

Monday September 16th

DADA

I hate that woman, I hate her. She's making us write notes about vampires, and it is so incredibly (not) interesting.

9:33 am

Get this: "The most noticeable difference between the Mongolian vampire and the Norweigan vampire is that the Mongolian's fangs are a tenth of an inch shorter."

Good gravy. When are we EVER going to use that bit of information in real life? Like say some vampire comes up and wants to suck your blood. But you say, "Oh no, you can't suck my blood unless you are Mongolian." And the vampire says, "Well, I am Mongolian, so ha!" But you think he's lying so you whip out your ruler to check.

"By gum, you ARE Mongolian!"

Haha.

My hilariosity surprises even me sometimes.

12:15 pm

Crap. I've just remembered I have a Charms essay due tomorrow which I haven't even started.

3:19 pm

Library

Researching forensic charms. It's very boring.

3:22 pm

Hmm. Came across a Chapter entitled "Discovering the Writer of Anonymous Letters."

Put that book aside for later. Right now I must finish the essay.

3:44 pm

Did you know that in 1866 the murder of Marcus Oggnagig was solved by using the DNA Charm, which turned the culprit bright purple?

Good grief.

4:49 pm

Finally done the essay. Just in time for my detention with Stupid M. The detentions are so incredibly boring that last night I actually fell asleep. Luckily I had charmed my quill to keep writing so she didn't notice until I began to snore.

11:30 pm

Fell into bed and landed on something hard. Cursed out loud, causing Parvati to mumble, "Zat you, 'Mione?" It was that Forensic Charms book.

11:48 pm

Hmm. The incantation to reveal who wrote an anonymous letter is Writus Revealus. How very (un)original. When done correctly, it is supposed to show you an image of the person who wrote it.

11:50 pm

Tried it on my love letter. Didn't work. Perhaps I did it wrong.

11:52 pm

Still didn't work.

Tuesday September 17th

9:15 am

Arithmancy

Why didn't the charm work?? I did exactly what the book said. I must be losing my touch.

10:24 am

Charms

Handed in my essay. We practiced the DNA Charm today. I was the only one who managed to turn my culprit (Harry) bright purple. Ron had one of my hairs, and instead of turning me purple, he turned Neville, who was working beside him, green. Even Flitwick has no idea what happened.

Flitwick told us that only the person who used the DNA Charm on someone can reverse it. Hehehe. I could leave Harry glowing purple all day.

11: 16 am

Potions

Comtemplated leaving Harry purple, but decided against it. Snape would have taken points off him, and possibly given him detention.

6:20 pm

Dinner

Hmm. There's a Hogsmeade trip this Saturday. Ginny and Harry were discussing their plans.

"So are you and Ginny like, an item then?" I asked him casually.

"Yeah, I think so." He replied, blushing.

Hmm, this must be serious. Harry never blushes. Ron, on the other hand, is full of blushosity.

I thought Ron was going to ask me to go into Hogsmeade with him, but he didn't. My scornful 'No' was completely wasted.

Hmph.

7:15 pm

I wonder why Ron likes me so much.

7:17 pm

D'you think RON could have written me the love note??

…

No. It was too full of sophisticosity for that loon to have written it. And besides, when Parvati and Lavendar read it to the whole table at breakfast that one day, he (along with everyone else) teased me rather unmercifully.

7:20 pm

Perhaps NEVILLE wrote it? He DID ask me to the Yule Ball in fourth year.

7:25 pm

Dammit, this stupid charm STILL won't work!!!