Season- Y'know, I really don't know what season this takes place in. I don't keep track of the seasons to tell you the truth, I just watch it.
Characters- I don't know if these characters were even all in the same seasons together, but they're in here. They are- Buffy (doi), Xander, Cordy, Willow, Oz, Giles, Spike, and maybe some other people as the story goes on.
Rating- I have it rated Teen because there's some violence and some coarse language.
Disclaimer- I own nothing.
Chapter one- The Fantasy Demon
Somewhere in some old misty, foggy, smelly, swampy tunnel in some part of California, a group of vamps were in a summoning circle. Candles were placed around it and there was a pentagram in the middle, drawn with chalk. As they chanted in some ancient language, the ground started to crack and tremble. They continued to chant as it split open and beams of light came bursting out.
"Arise Fantasy Demon! Go forth and terrorize the slayer and her friends! Mwa ha ha!" cackled one of the vamps.
A ball of glorious pink glowing light came floating out of the tremor and faced them. They stared in wonder and confusion as the ball stared them down. In a flash, it zipped out the door without warning.
"Hey boss?" asked one of them as he looked at the vamp that summoned the 'beast'.
"Yeah?"
"Why did we send a fantasy demon again?"
"Benny, I've gone over this twenty-seven times as of last Wednesday! Oh well, I'll tell you one last time. The reason we sent a fantasy demon is so that their wildest dreams will come true! While they're in la la land, staring at all their most wanted things happening, we'll swoop in there and attack them! They won't know what hit 'em!" grinned the vamp as he rubbed his hands together in satisfaction.
"Oooohhhh!" said the other guy.
The boss made a disgusted face at his minion and went back to doing what ever it is that vampires do.
Over in Sunnydale, the scoobies were at Giles' place, playing charades. Xander was on the floor flopping around like a fish out of water while Cordelia was trying to guess what he was.
"Um, a pez dispenser? ... A work-out video? ...Giles fighting crime?"
The pink ball flew over to the window and peered into the window. It examined what was going on inside and asked itself "Why did they send me here again? I really need to pay more attention to these things. Oh well, they never should have interrupted me while my soaps were on. I think I was supposed to fulfill someone's fantasies... who's was it again?"
She observed them all, and finally decided on Giles. "That man looks like he could use some happiness. Yes, he definitely needs some happiness."
She simply passed through the window and launched herself into Giles' throat. He started flailing around as everyone screamed.
"Oh my goodness Buffy do something!" screamed Willow.
"Like what!" hollered Buffy back.
They watched as Giles calmed down and began to sit up against the recliner. His face was pale and he was sweating pretty hard.
"By George, what just happened?" asked Xander as he got up. He paused, thought for a second, and then something clicked in his brain. "Hold on a second, did I just speak with an English accent?" he asked with a even thicker one.
"Blimey, I think you are!" exclaimed Oz. He then clamped his hand over his mouth after realizing what he said.
"Giles, do you have something to do with this?" asked Cordelia, an accent escaping her lips too.
"What makes you think I have anything to do with this?" asked Giles as he got up.
"Hhhmm, that bizarre pink creature manifests in you, and we all get engli-fied!" she accused.
"Well even if it was me, you'd think I'd have some control over it, right?"
"Well," said Willow, butting in, "perhaps that creature was a demon of some sorts."
"Now what kind of demon would go about doing this?" asked Cordelia as she spread her arms out, referring to everyone.
"Perhaps a fantasy demon," said Giles. "I believe I have read about one before, they get inside of you and make your fondest dreams a reality..."
Their jaws dropped. "Are you dingy?" asked Xander. "Your fondest dreams are us having english accents!"
"Well, I have imagined you guys with a bit more sophistication, but I do have other desires..." as soon as Giles finished saying that, the door opened to reveal the once dead Jenny Calender.
Ok, kinda short chapter. I will updating really soon. Leave a review pretty pretty please with a cherry on top? Thanks!