"Why did you do that! Why did you have to do that! I wasn't harming anyone!" Cried Xander as the group walked around the cemetery, searching for Buffy.

"Look, Xander, we had to do it, you were going a little nutty. Now just drop the subject and look for Buffy." said an annoyed Willow.

"I'm right here," said a female voice.

They all cocked their heads to see a sight they'd never ever thought they'd see. There was Buffy clinging to Spike. Everyone's Jaw dropped.

"B-Buffy!" stuttered Xander.

"Oh yeah, it's me. And I'm happier than ever,"she grinned as she continued clutching to Spike.

They were all confused. Was this Buffy's fantasy, or was it Spike's? They hoped to god it was Spike's.

"Well now, what was all this fuss about this fantasy demon being so bad? Works fine to me," said Spike as he draped an arm around Buffy and gave her a peck on the cheek.

"Spike, you bastard!" growled Xander. He was about to go over there and give him a piece of his mind, but Willow pulled him back.

Buffy gasped and said "Don't talk to Spikey that way!"

"Buffy, snap out of it!" yelled Xander. "That's a demon inside of him that's making you love him!"

"Listen," said Spike as he casually leaned back against a gravestone that had the name marked- Anita Bath. "I'll make you a deal. You can join me in taking over the world, and I won't kill you. I am offering you to be my right-hand people. You'd get special treatment, your own palace, servants, while the rest of the world is burning to death. What do you say?"

"Spike, if you want us to help you so bad, why don't you just make us?" asked Cordelia.

"I just wanted to see what you would say," he said.

"Well the answer is no, and we're going to get that demon out of you once and for all!" screamed Xander as he launched at Spike, fist in the air.

Spike was becoming extremely bothered with Xander trying to attack him, so he simply waved his hand and in a flash, Xander was gone. In his place, was the cutest, fluffiest, big-eyed kitten the world has ever seen. They all gasped, while Xander mewed.

"What the Hell was that for!" growled Oz as he pointed to the cute little Xander.

"Self defense?" shrugged Spike. "Aw, what the heck, I thought it'd be funny."

"Funny my ass. Come on Spike, what's your problem?" demanded Oz.

"I don't have a problem, I just became the most powerful being on earth. I can do whatever I fancy, and no one can stop me," said Spike.

"Ooh, I like a man with power..." cooed Buffy.

"This is ridiculous," said Oz as he folded his arms and closed his eyes, trying to think of a way to stop this madness.

"You're right, this is. Better fix it," said Spike, a hint of an evil scheme in his voice.

He clenched his fists and started to focus. A wave of jet black energy was starting to twist around him. A vein on his forehead was becoming visible as he focused more and more power. Oz started running over to Spike to stop him, but he was too late. There was a flash of light. But not a bright, white light, it was the darkest, blackest, most evil light you could think of. A large, creepy blanket of darkness covered the Earth, leaving destruction in it's wake. Once it was gone, the world was changed.

All the plants and bushes and stuff were now withered and dead. The sun was to never rise again, and an evil full moon would take its place for eternity. Demons crawled out of their hiding places, to rampage about and wreak havoc, all under Spike's command. Spike laughed as he looked at his new empire.

Oz, who was standing about two feet away from Spike while all this happened, scampered back over to the others.

"Great, now what?" asked Cordelia as she held Xander tightly in her arms.

"I really don't- Oz?"asked Willow. She noticed he was staring at his hands, which were rapidly transforming. "Oh no," she breathed.

Oz looked up at them, and knew what he had to do. He quickly scampered off in the other direction, transformations still progressing. "I'm really sorry!" he cried as he faded into the forest.

"Could this get any worse!" cried Cordelia.

She spoke too soon. The ground in the cemetery started to vibrate, and a horde of zombies came bursting through it.

Cordelia was becoming extremely frustrated with Spike and his fantasies. "Spike, you really got to think about stuff before you do them," said Cordelia as she got up, still holding Xander.

"Oh really?" he asked, "And what makes you say that?"

"Well, yeah, I understand you're a vampire and you like destruction and all that stuff. Still, look at it this way, you get a kick outa scaring the crap outa people, right? Well, there won't be anymore people to scare the crap out of, or even drink from once all these demons and stuff get a hold of them," she explained, stepping closer.

Spike thought a moment, "I can see where you're going. But why are you telling me this?" he asked as he leaned towards her, eying her suspiciously.

"Catch!" she yelled as she tossed Xander at his face. Xander instantly ejected his claws and began to scrape up his face. Spike screeched in agony as Xander continued to rip him apart. Spike thrust Xander off his face and slammed him to the ground. Xander shook it off and launched at his leg. He sank his teeth into Spike's leg and was intent not to let go. Spike violently shook his leg, trying to get the feline off.

Soon, Spike stopped moving. He just stood there, in a daze. Then, the pink light flew out of his throat and looked really pissed. "Listen mister, I ain't staying in there no longer if I'm going to get mauled by a kitten! Your fantasy sucked anyways, I'll go find someone worthwhile!"

"No! Please! Don't!" cried Spike as he reached out for her. It was too late. The world returned to its former glory in one quick flash.

"So long sucka!" she called back as she flew off.

Spike was on the ground crying while the now human Xander got up and looked at him. He gave him a good kick in the side and said "That was for Buffy..."

Xander went over to help the dazed Buffy get up and regain balance. "Thanks Xander," she said as she rubbed her forehead. "Boy, I hope I never have to do that again."

"Me too," said Xander.

After that, the Scoobies went back home after they found Oz. They finished their game of charades, in which Xander's team won, 5-2. They never did find that demon again. They figured she was probably off granting some crazy person's wish or something. Whatever it was, it obviously wasn't doing much harm.

(Over in Europe somewhere) "Oh my goodness! I've finally got a manly scream! Awesome!" grinned Wesley.

THE END

Well, that's it for the story. Pretty short. Oh well, just leave a review and tell me what you thought. Thanks!