"So Sana," said Akito.

"That was a real crazy day huh?"

"Yeah it was."

Akito and Sana later went to a Mexican restaurant where they talked and enjoyed each other's company. When they finished they walked down to the park across the street. There they found a bench to sit on and gazed into one another's eyes.

"Sana, I love you"

"I love you too"

They gave each other big hugs.

"Sana," said Akito.

"Yes," Sana replied dreamily.

"You smell like crap."

"What? (slap) Akito you jerk! You'll never change!"

"Well I would too if a bird crapped on me."

Sana looked up and saw a bird fly away from the tree above her.

"AHH! You stupid bird! Akito what will I do?"

"It's okay Sana I'm here for you."

"Akito I'm so embarrassed. If someone sees me and takes a picture it'll be all over the tabloids!"

"Hey I left my bike here the other day. I'll take you home, here put my sweater over you're head."

Akito rode Sana to safety like the time before when her mother came out with the book My Daughter and I. While at home Sana washed her hair and Akito turned on the T.V. just in time to see the replay of the show when they were in the studio. 'I look terrible on T.V.,' thought Akito 'but not as bad as Rei and Asako. Man I can't believe this happened like two hours ago. Hmmmm what? I see somebody in the background. Who? Oh well… I'm sure we'll find out later.'

"Alright Akito, I'm clean, dressed and I gave Rei a call, well a voice mail but it's all the same. He's probably "distracted" still," Said Sana.

"I was just remembering he used to be your gigolo."

"That was so sixth grade Hamaya, and I thought I was in love."

"You're such a moron."

"Akito you're the real- oh my god."

"What?" said Akito in a concern way.

"I just realized both of us haven't changed really. I mean our bodies yeah, but our minds."

"Yeah, you're body has changed a lot. Mr. Watanabe may be a perv but he was right."

"Akito!"

"Ha."

"Hey you laughed. I must be a moron, but I'll keep being your moron"…..'Cause I want to see you smile.' "You know, you have "blossomed" to Akito. I'm lucky to have a man like you. With your six pack and black belt."

"Sana, it's six…………….. Sixth degree black."

"What? You cocky bastard! Errr…… I'm going to the kitchen. It'll keep me from saying things I might regret."

"Make me a sandwich Sana."

"UP YOURS AKITO!"

"Five……four…….three…..two……."

"What kind?"

"Turkey."

Akito continued, "SANA DON'T COME IN HERE! WAIT YOU SHOULDN'T!"

Sana walked in from the kitchen, "What? AHHHHHHHH! EWWWWWW!"

On the T.V. someone was playing a tape on the air of Asako and Rei doing it.

The T.V.: Welcome back to Asako Stripped by Mr. Watanabe!

"That perv hired a guy to record them!" said Akito.

"How do you know again?" replied Sana.

"When they played our recording earlier today I saw some guy in the background with a camera. I knew something would connect."

"Ha ha at least it wasn't me."

"Yeah this is way more interesting."

"You perv! Stop looking!"

"What?"

"That's Rei and Asako…………..stop looking at Asako!"

Sana turned of the T.V. and called Rei's cell, but he still didn't answer. They heard a scream. Seconds later Asako walked out of Rei's room.

"I cannot believe this!" she said.

"Well at least the ratings were up and you got more offers," replied Rei.

"Yeah! For PORNO MAGAZINES!"

"Well better than getting nothing."

"Shut up!"

(We're sorry kids the rest is a little too colorful to be written, just imagine.) Just outside listening were Akito and Sana.

"I didn't think she knew such interesting language," said Akito.

"What do you mean Aki, I thought they were just getting it on," said Sana.

"Hmph…..probably."

The next day in the morning Ms. Kurata asked Rei to get the paper. "Yes M'am," he responed. Rei opened the door and saw the head line on the paper: "How Small Is Rei's Man?" Rei continued reading and ran into Sana's room when she was in the middle of changing.

"Rei you pervert! If you're that desperate run to ASAKO!"

"After her reading this I don't think so, as a matter of fact, I should call her."

"Why?"

"To ask if what they're publishing is true!"

"Rei you perv…. You can't just ask her something like that?

"Wait how do you know?"

"Internet," said Sana quickly.

"Yeah I guess you're right."

Ms. Kurata then shouted, "SANA! NAOZUMI IS AT THE FRONT DOOR FOR YOU!"

Rei then said running down stairs, "M'am, did you think he saw the tape?"

"Yeah but he probably changed it once you and Asako came on….. well that's what I did anyway."

At the front door Sana saw Naozumi with flowers and his legendary trumpet. He really looked nervous as he saw the video of Rei and Asako and how it was really suppose to be her and him.

"Don't worry about it Nao, luckily Akito pointed it out to me," said Sana cheerfully.

"Yeah, but I do feel kind of bad for Rei. I mean did you see what they are writing about him? About how small his man is, as a matter of fact, they're taking a survey on it."

"What how could they? Those perverted press people and their flashy camels (means cameras)."

After two hours of blowing off steam and throwing a brick, two dirt wads, and a chair aimlessly in the air she decided she would call Akito and tell him about the survey. First she called the newspaper people.

"Hello? Uhm… this is Sana Kurata and I was just wondering about the survey. What was the percentage?"

"Wel Miss Kurata the percentage was 2 big, 96 small, and 2 undecided," relied the phone guy.

"Yeah I had a feeling it was going to be around there. Thank you."

"It's an honor Miss Kurata, bye."

Sana then called Akito.

"What," said Akito (that's how he answers phones).

"Hey Akito, it's me Sana!"

"Yeah?"

"Naozumi came over!"

"And?"

"We had one hell of a time, it involved sex, chairs, and dirt!."

"What?"

"Yeah we were talking about the show on Rei and Asako."

"Oh what a relief." (thought it was something else.)

"Yeah, Naozumi told me they had a "How Small is Rei's Man" survey. So I called and they said, 2 big, 96 small, and 2 undecided."

"Did you tell Rei?"

"I don't think I should tell him. He gets but hurt about that stuff. One time I saw him nude and-"

"What?"

"What I said, I saw him naked once and he got all scared about it, oh that must be Rei, gotta go!"

"Bye."

Akito thought 'stupid Sana! Maybe I should talk to Rei about keeping thing covered. First I want to eat. How 'bout a banana? Eww no (shiver)….. no banana's for now. I'll just go to Sana's I'm sure she has no man parts in her fridge.