"Listen Akito, we need to talk about earlier." Said Sana.

"Okay, whatever I'm sorry. I'll respect you or whatever. Just tell my dad we won't do that again."

"Why?"

"He's giving me the talk."

"Well you deserve every bit of it you pervert."

"Please Sana. I couldn't control myself. It was those damn hormones. I knew better. My mind telling no, but my body was going, yes! Yes! YES!"

Mr. Hayama heard these "yes's" and became frightened. He opened the door right away only to see Sana and Akito innocently talking.

"Alright Akito. Mr. Hayama," said Sana. "Akito and I were just talking about earlier, uhm you see, it was just a once in a childhood thing. I mean teenage hood. It won't happen again, I promise. Well not until four years at least."

"Okay Sana, I believe you." replied Mr. Hayama.

"Hey, you weren't listening to me." shouted Akito.

"Well Akito, you're different. See Sana, never trust a male to tell the truth about that kind of stuff. Just a little advice incase you have a son of your own later. Seeing what happened, it could be next year!"

"Hey!" said Sana and Akito.

"I'm kidding. Sana, stay as long as you like. I know nothing happened last night."

"What makes you so sure," said Akito.

"I checked the sheets with that dark light thingy. Well Ja Ne."

"I don't know what was crazier, the whole Sana Stripped thing, Rei and Asako playing leap frog, or today," said Sana.

"I know."

"Akito, why are you looking at me that way? Akito, no! Your dad is in the next room. Get away form me you eroi no hito!"

"Okay, whatever. Let's go to Wasaki's Sushi Place."

"Yeah sure. There are always people there."

"Why does that matter?"

"Well that way they could catch you raping me cause I'm not playing leap frog with you!"

"Hmmmm… DAD ME AND SANA ARE GOING TO EAT OUT!"

"OKAY, COME BACK AT TEN OR I'LL TURN YOU INTO ALLIGATOR CRAP!" replied Mr. Hayama.

Sana took out her cell phone to call Rei, but found him outside the drive way.

"Rei, what are you doing here?"

"I was waiting for you. Need a lift somewhere?"

"Actually yeah. Take us to Wasaki's Sushi Place please!"

"Okay, Sana. I'll take you."

Rei looked at Akito and was trying to restrain himself not to hit him. In the car it became a bit awkward.

"Uhm… Sana, what did happen last night?" asked Rei.

"It was all explained." Replied Akito.

"Good, then you can tell me what the hell happened."

"Rei! The stick!" Sana interrupted.

"Sana maybe we should walk that guy scares me." Said Akito.

"Yeah I know what you mean."

They had Rei stop the car and walked away, they couldn't help but notice Rei's constant following them in the car.

'Hmph, gotta find a way to make him tick' thought Akito. 'He he that's a good one.' Akito then grabbed on to Sana's back, gave her a kiss, and said he loved her.

"Damn you Akito." Shouted Rei. "How dear you touch my beautiful Sana."

"Uhm Akito, you can let go of me anytime."

At the restaurant a thought had just occurred to Sana.

"Oh, Akito. There's something I have to tell you. See, I have to be in this commercial where I kiss Naozumi."

"What?" Akito broke his chopsticks from his tight grasp. "What kind of commercial is this?"

"Oh it's a new line of perfume, it's called Kiss. They thought it would be perfect to have two tanagers kiss in the commercial."

"Gee I wonder how Naozumi got the part."

(Three weeks earlier………)

Naozumi's manger came into his dressing room.

"I just heard that Sana is starring in a commercial where she has to kiss someone."

"Really? Who's the male actor?"

"They haven't decided yet. Do you want me to put a call in for you?"

Naozumi thought 'Finally, my chance to kiss Sana, its perfect!'

"Naozumi?"

"I'LL DO IT!"

(Back at the restaurant)

"Uhm… Akito, you don't look too well. Are you okay?"

"No everything is fine (evil glare)."

Akito thinking 'that bastard! He probably set this whole thing up.' Then Akito jumped from his seat and said "I'LL KILL HIM!"

"Uhm… check please!"

It was the next day and Naozumi and Sana were on set of the Kiss commercial.

"Hey, are you ready for the scene?" asked Naozumi.

"To be honest I don't know what kind of kiss they meant. What, a peck on the lips?"

"Nope. It's actually like a French kiss."

"What! I can't do that to Akito!"

"Sana this is your career. I'm sure he'll understand. It's not like you're cheating or anything."

"Okay, everybody ready?" asked the director. "Let's do the kissing scene now. Spray Sana with the perfume. Naozumi get ready to kiss Sana. ACTION!"

Before the actual kiss Sana kept on thinking 'Okay Sana remember it's just acting, not the real thing. It's acting, it's acting.' But just as she leaned forward she opened her eyes and pushed Naozumi away.

"Naozumi, I can't do it. Even if it is an act."

"Sana?"

"Sorry, I just can't kiss you thinking I would have betrayed Akito."

"Okay, well just pretend I'm Akito then."

Sana started thinking what Naozumi suggested and kissed him. "Oh my gosh, I can't believe I did that. After the kiss Naozumi and Sana heard and saw a flash in the back of the bushes. "I finally have proof they're going out!" said the camera guy and he left.

"NO! We were doing a commercial! Come back here!"

"I'm sure Akito will understand."

"I know he would, but what about the rest of the world!"  (Being dramatic again).

Back at home Rei invited Asako over; he was going to tell her how he felt. The door bell rang and he answered it of course knowing it would be Asako. She was wearing a short black dress and a silver necklace.

"Ready to go Rei?"

"Uhm yeah, I made reservations at this beautiful Italian restaurant downtown."

At the restaurant Rei ordered spaghetti and Asako ordered duck (er I'm not sure if that's Italian, but if it's not, shut up anyway!)

"Asako, there's something I want to tell you."

Asako's thoughts: He probably is going to ask me to marry him!

"I want to tell you that…well you see. About Sana and I."

Asako's smile faded.

"What?"

"I know she's much younger, but I've fallen in love with her."

(Moment of silence)

"Check please." Said Asako.

"Asako, I know what I said hurt you, but you could at least say something back."

"Well there's not much to say to a child molester. I'm glad we broke up before U caught you."

"So you're not mad?"

"Hell yeah! I feel totally used."

Asako slammed the door and left, leaving Rei with the bill. 'Well at least I can go to Sana now. She gets back tomorrow!"

The next day Ms. Kurata asked Rei to pick up Sana at the airport. He accepted gladly.

"Sana, over here!"

"Hey, Rei. Long time no see."

"I love you!"

"That's nice, but I have Akito, the man that will always stand by me."

Meanwhile Akito saw the commercial and the tabloid. 'That's it, she's dead.' He grabbed his bike and rode to the airport. Once he was there he took Sana and went to the park and gave her a big French kiss.

"So there. Was I better than Naozumi?"

"No, he was much better."

THE END DAMMIT!

Mitty: Yeah Kitty! We finally finished the story!

Kitty: Yup, all thanks to me! .

Mitty: What? I finished it.

Kitty: Yeah, it only took like a week! Shows how dedicated you are!

Mitty: Shut up! It just takes a long time for me to write! HIENTI NO BAKA!

Kitty: Learn to spell! It's HENTAI! Anyways, you're very lucky to be my friend. I really enjoyed this story.

Mitty: Yeah, I enjoyed it too. Next time let's ditch school and pick up boys and make them read it! Hee Hee…

Kitty: I'm on the way down (like the song, Ryan Cabrera is super sexy! 3

Mitty: Let's go!

Kitty: Bust a move!