"Who?" Rick asked.
"The first time I came to Mineral Town, I got lost and wandered onto the man I call Grandpa's farm. After a while, a girl came up to me and asked me to play on the mountain with her, and Grandpa encouraged me to go, so I did. Little did I know, the few hours we spent together would change my life. We played, and talked, and when the day was over, I kissed her before heading back to Grandpa's farm. I never knew that I could feel such love for a person. Through all of the years after that, when bad times came, I would think of her, and how much I loved her from just those few hours, and I would dream of coming back here and meeting her again. Then I finally come here after Grandpa dies, but since I never even knew her name I don't know if she's Elli, or Ann, if she moved out, or if she was just visiting too. And that's why I've held back from dating the girls -- because no matter what, I will find her someday, I just know it," Jack informed solemnly.
Rick looked at him with shock for a minute, then finally said cautiously, "Um, Jack? That 'girl' was me."
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Dedicated to aboy I know, who,at first sight of Rick (N64 version), said, "She's hot, I wonder if you can marry her."