"Mistress of Pemberly"
He was the last man on earth
I had passionately vowed.
When anger and ignorance clouded my view.
The best man on earth
His subordinates praise.
Those below him, who he so harshly criticized
are now his finest dinner guests.
How could my judgments be so wrong?
Everyone had seen the arrogance and pride.
Where is that man now?
He gives me a smile
Of nervousness and joy.
He trusts me with his secrets.
As I return the expression
I begin to ponder,
how it would be to become mistress of Pemberly.
AND! Just for you my wonderful readers! A BONUS! a recipe-poem, an idea of my teacher.
Lydia's Love Lemonade
A tangy bitter-sweet beverage.
Preparation Time:
One month
Ingredients:
- One handsome man (With a red coat and high official ranking.)
- Miss. Lydia Bennet
- Many Parties and Balls
- A dash of commitment
- Also necessary is an ample amount of the following:
- Money
- Fun!
- Flirtation
Instructions:
1. MIX A Soldier and Lydia (batting her eyelashes, Optional) on the street.
2. ADD with flirtation
3. SQUEEZE out her promiscuous nature.
4. They must CHILL together at many parties and balls.
- (Here he must insure his status and wealth to her and her mother. This is IMPORTANT!)
5. POUR into glasses of proposal and acceptance.
Results:
This fast paced tangy beverage will supply sweet happiness in wealth. Lydia may become bored turning marriage bitter. She also may become quite annoying.
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