My Rae/BB story

Hello there! I've always wanted to write a corny story, but those of you know me know perfectly well that I can't even write a serious paragraph. So, I'm writing a "Romance" fic, ATA style! (Annoying Talking Animal, not that hard to figure out, is it?) so this should be amusing. If it's not, then I shall delete it. And It's a Rae/BB pairing, mostly, and there's hints of Rob/Star. Maybe Cy/Bee. No slash, dude, come on! Oh, and extreme Terra bashing. :) And slight Robin bashing, because I just love making him look stupid

It was a partly cloudy with 20 chance of showers day at Titan's Tower. Raven was meditating, Beast Boy was playing with a ball of yarn (that Starfire had sprinkled catnip on for her own amusement), Starfire was laughing at Beast Boy, Cyborg was playing a one-player video game (do they even have one?) and Robin was trying on Slade's mask and giggling maniacally to himself. Then, there was a knock on the door.

"Hello!" squeaked Starfire. "How wonderful it is to have a visitor at this hour of the day!"

"Um… Starfire?" asked Robin nervously. "The door's not even open yet."

"I know, I was simply practicing!" she explained, as if it were obvious.

Beast Boy opened the door, to reveal Terra. (LMAO I accidentally wrote "Treea")

"Hello!" squeaked Starfire. "How wonderful it is to have a visitor at this hour of the da- TERRA!"

Beast Boy stared blankly. Raven fumed noiselessly (is that even a word?) (OK the spell check isn't freaking out so apparently it is) (cool, I learned a new word!) Robin emitted a very high-pitched girly scream, then covered his mouth, horrified. Cyborg looked at Beast Boy. Finally, someone's considerate enough to look at Beast Boy!

"Hey!" squeaked Terra. "What's up?"

"Hey, you just quoted Raven, from Nevermore!" Robin exclaimed excitedly.

"You watch the show… about us?" asked Raven, exasperated at her friend's stupidity.

"Uh, yeah! I had to make sure the camera didn't add 10 pounds!" exclaimed Robin.

"Dude, you could NEVER look fat. You're even skinnier then me." Beast Boy pointed out. "Eat a little!"

Robin glared at Beast Boy. Cyborg glared at Robin. Raven glared at Terra. Starfire glared at the tiny little beetle that was attempting to eat Silkie. Terra glared at no one.

Wait, I forgot Beast Boy. He glared at… eh… Terra.

"YOU FRIKIN BETRAYED US! HOW DARE YOU COME BACK!" He bellowed randomly.

Terra burst into tears. "I thought… I thought you loved me!" She sobbed into her hands.

"I did love you. Now I love… someone else."

Terra stopped crying immediately, and a huge grin appeared on her face. "Ooh, who?" she asked, with a sickeningly sly voice.

"It's none of your business!" Raven spat. Everyone stared at her, astonished.

"Um… OK, that was just a tad obvious Raven," pointed out Beast Boy.

"Obvious that what?" she asked, regaining control of her voice.

"Eh… never mind."

"Okay…" said Robin, clueless as to how obvious these clues were.

"We certainly have some catching up to do," said Cyborg, equally clueless. "Let's have lunch, then we can talk."

As the five Titans made their way to the kitchen, an evil grin appeared on the blonde Titan's face. "So… Raven and Beast Boy, huh? Well, I'll win him back." (she practically shouted)

"What?" asked Beast Boy, turning around.

"Oh, never you mind, B.B. Let's eat!" she said fakely/happily, tossing her hair and practically strutting to the kitchen.

"That little-" started Raven, before everyone turned to her. "Egg! It won't boil."

"Um… Raven?" asked Beast Boy, slightly fearfully. "You're not boiling any eggs."

"Oh, that's why" she exclaimed, before turning around and slapping herself. What an incredibly stupid cover-up.

She turned back around to see Beast Boy staring at her, but when he saw her looking he screamed way too loudly and hid in a corner. Wow, that was exaggerated.

So this is usually where people end the chappas (actually hat should have been right after Terra's evil plan had been revealed, but I couldn't help having someone hear her. OK, so TTFN!