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Okay, so thank you SO much for the reviews! I got… lets see… Counting skills… 5 reviews for that chappa! So, if I get 5 reviews for each chappa, I'll have 10 after this, and 15 after the next… and if I make it 10 chapters long, which I plan on doing, it'll have 50 reviews! Wow! So THANK YOU SO MUCH and PLEASE keep on reviewing! Flames don't count. I mean, if you don't like the story, why review? But you can give me flames anyway, I really couldn't care less. I just won't count them in my review count. :P
Chapter two: The Deal's Set
OK, when I write a good chapter and people tell me it's good, I can't write a good following chapter, so just bear with me. This chapter actually gets somewhere in the story, however, so things will start to actually have a plot!
PS- I edited these two chapters. Finally!
Sitting around the table they had just recently purchased, the 6 Titans were enjoying a discussion about meatloaf.
"But, I mean, I love the… meaty taste it has to it."
"Eugh!" Beast Boy said. "Meat tastes HORRIBLE!"
"Only because you're a vegan," Cyborg said.
"Yeah, and you think tofu tastes good!" Robin added.
"Yeah, and because you're an idiot," Raven said monotonously.
"Way to make him like you!" Terra whispered. "Try being nicer, you might have more luck."
Raven did not say anything, instead she gave her the finger under the table.
"No, seriously! Try this," she instructed, then flipped her hair, smiled sickeningly, and said "Beast Boy isn't an idiot!" in a fakely innocent voice.
"Way to make the other Titans think you're a moron," Raven hissed.
Terra glared at her. "So, you think you can beat me, huh?"
"Uh… yeah," Raven said, as if it were obvious (which it was.)
"Fine then. It's set. The first one to get B.B. to go out with them wins!" Terra shrieked.
"Deal," Raven whispered, making up for Terra's loud shriek. "But the loser has to make out with Robin."
"OK, you're loss," Terra said.
"If you say so," said Raven indifferently. They were talking at normal volume now.
Robin, Cyborg, Starfire and Beast Boy just stared. They were wondering why they didn't hear the beginning of the conversation, but eventually got over it.
"Pass the meatloaf," Cyborg said.
Beast Boy stared at Cyborg, disgusted, as Terra handed over the plate of meatloaf.
Chapter three: Karaoke Time!
Yeah, the second chapter was way too short, so I decided to merge the two of them. So this time, the Titans have a Karaoke party. How will Terra try to make Beast Boy like her, when he so obviously doesn't? How will Beast Boy try to express his feelings? How will Raven survive such a pointless party, especially when the other Titans make her sing? Oh, the horror! I can genuinely relate to that. My friends try to make me sing my best on Chelss' karaoke machine all the time, but I never will. I'm more of a dancing person. So yeah, I'm getting off topic. So read on to answer all the above questions! And people's thoughts are sometimes shown in italics.
The 5 main Titans were lounging around the TV room, but were awoken by Terra bursting through the door, carrying a bag from HMV and looking very excited.
"Guess what I bought?" she asked.
"Nothing I'm interested in," Raven guessed (correctly too)
"You're right! I got a karaoke machine!" she said. The Titans swarmed around, very excited.
"Sweet!"
"Cool!"
"Dude!"
"Marvelous!"
"…"
"Let's have a karaoke party! Tonight! And we'll invite Bee and Aqualad! Because they're the only other characters Annoying Talking Animal knows!" Cyborg said excitedly. The other Titans nodded, except Raven.
"I think I'll pass," she said.
Before the other Titans could argue, however, Terra distinctively mouthed "You're loss!". Raven did NOT want to make out with Robin, so she said "OK, fine. Don't waste you're breaths, I'm coming."
They all smiled at her, then walked off to their rooms to "choose something to wear/sing".
Later that night, when everyone was present, the party started. They were immediately immersed in conversation about some bad guy they had caught. Even Raven voluntarily joined in, which was new for her.
Then Terra brought out the machine. Everyone stared at it, solemnly.
"Well, I guess first we have to sing the theme song!" Terra squeaked, and they all got up, grabbed a microphone, and stood ready for Terra to turn on the music.
(They sing "Teen Titans" By Puffy AmiYumi)
"Well, that was REALLY pointless and random," Raven said, throwing down her microphone, and sitting on the couch.
Terra squealed excitedly. "Ooh, can I go first?" she asked, and they all nodded gratefully, and sat down. Terra put a CD into the machine.
(she sings "Since You've Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson)
Beast Boy wad stunned. He could have sworn Terra still liked him. But by the way she skipped to the couch and sat WAY too close to him, it was obvious that she did. He didn't like her, though, so he stood up, walked to the other side of the couch, and sat down again. Raven smirked at Terra, who whimpered and hid behind a stunned Aqualad.
"Who's next?" Raven asked. The Titans all looked around. No one volunteered. So then everyone looked at Raven.
"Why did I have to bring attention to myself?" Raven asked no one in particular. "Why doesn't… Robin go?" she said, hoping that he would be willing.
"NO!" Robin shouted. "Make Raven go!"
They all looked from Raven to Robin. Raven looked at him threateningly. (I swear, I capitalize "Raven" and the computer uncapitalizes it! ARGH!)
"Okay, okay, I'll go!" Robin said angrily. He stood up, and went to the microphone.
(Robin sings "If you're Happy and you Know it" by someone who has no life)
"Okay, I'm done," Robin said indifferently, then sat down.
They all looked at Raven again.
"AAARGH! Stop looking at me!" Raven shouted. (lol that was OOC)
They all kept looking at her.
"Okay, fine!" she said, then stood up, and walked to the microphone. The couch promptly exploded.
"Sorry," Raven said. "You might want to just sit on the floor."
After using some of hers and Star's magic, the couch was fixed, so Raven had to sing as everyone looked up at her from the floor.
She gave a deep breath, and pretended to have no dignity at all.
Oh my God, what am I going to do? She thought. Okay, just look at Robin… ugh, I'd hate to be the one to have to make out with him… hey, it worked! So just keep looking at Robin, you'll get through this….
Raven looked very tense. Then she untensed. I know it's not a word, leave me alone. Beast Boy wondered what she was going to sing. Nothing with meaning, he thought. But he was wrong. As usual. Well maybe he wasn't always wrong, but he was sometimes wrong. Okay, off topic.
Something with meaning… Raven thought. I know the perfect song, but is it going too far?
She pondered for 3 hours, then just decided to go for it. Just looking at Robin's face made her more and more determined.
(She sings "Vertigo" by U2)
Okay, that was REALLY cheesy, Raven thought, hating herself. Again.
Everyone stared at her. Terra was very angry. She couldn't hold it back any longer.
"You little rat!" she screamed. Everyone stared at her now.
"Was that supposed to be insulting?" asked Raven monotonously.
"YES DAMMIT YES!"
"Oh."
Terra, all of a sudden, burst into tears and ran from the room. Then she returned. "Can I sing again?" she asked 'sweetly'.
"Go ahead," said Robin kindly.
Starfire glared at Terra. Terra kept a straight face, then walked up to the microphone.
This ought to do it. She thought.
(She sings "Shapeshifter" by Josie and the Pussycats)
"That was fitting in a creepy stalker kind of way," said Raven, causing Beast Boy to burst out laughing.
"Can I go?" asked Raven politely. Everyone looked shocked, but then nodded. She was much more confident then last time.
(She sings "Accidentally in Love" by Counting Crows)
"I hate myself, I hate myself…" she muttered under her breath when she was finished.
Terra stood again. "Okay, I am SO going again."
(She sings "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child)
Beast Boy laughed again as Raven pretended to gag. Everyone else watched Terra intently, trying to figure out what was going on.
Raven finally spoke up. "Does anyone else want to go?" she asked.
They all shook their heads. "We're quite enjoying ourselves," said Starfire.
"Yeah, just one question," Cyborg said.
"Yeah?" Raven asked.
"Who the hell are all these songs dedicated to?" asked Robin, reading Cy's mind.
"What he said!" Cyborg said. (ARGH I'm saying 'said' too much! Just ignore it, I'm running low on verbs today!)
"Oh, never mind. Just a little… competition." Terra said playfully, winking at Beast Boy.
Raven moved into Beast Boy's side protectively.
Terra angrily shoved her way into her spot beside Beast Boy.
Fuming, Raven made Terra's seat cushion float up into the air and explode. She fell onto Aqualad's (LMAO I typed "Aquaload") lap, startling him.
"Sorry," she snapped, then pelted a small stone at Raven. Raven was barely hurt, but fell back onto Beast Boy anyway, to annoy Terra.
Dammit! Terra thought, as Raven got off of Beast Boy, leaving them both blushing. She sat down beside him again, and watched as Starfire sang "Pieces of Me" (Which I do not own by the way)
When she was done her and Robin let the room quietly. Terra giggled, muttered something about spying, and then tiptoed after them.
This left Raven, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Bee and Aquaload (yes I know I spelled it wrong). Bee mumbled something about the bathroom, and Cyborg followed. Aquaload mumbled something about needing a girlfriend, and went off to seek… er… someone.
This left Raven and Beast Boy. Which was very awkward, as they were both still blushing.
"So I guess it's just you and me," Beast Boy said.
"Uh… yeah." Raven replied.
"Okay, this is really awkward. Why couldn't they just stay here!" Beast Boy complained.
"So what do we do now?" Raven asked.
"I dunno… we could always spy on Cyborg and Bee… or Robin and Star… or Aqualad…"
"Yeah, or we could just sit here."
"Yeah, and I don't really feel like standing up, so let's just sit here."
They sat in awkward silence for a few minutes. Then both of them got fed up.
"Okay, this is really stupid," Raven said.
"You read my mind… Wait, not literally, right?" Beast Boy asked.
Raven raised her eyebrows at his worried face. "No!" she said truthfully.
"Good… just for future reference, don't," Beast Boy laughed.
"Why? Do you think anything I shouldn't hear?" she teased him.
"Uh, yeah!" he exclaimed.
"Yeah? Like what?"
"Well- wait! No!"
"I almost got you talking there, didn't I?"
"Oh, shut up."
Raven held back her laughter, and pretended to look hurt.
"… Raven?"
She couldn't hold it any more and burst out laughing. Random things in the room shattered.
"Oh great. Cyborg's gonna blame ME for breaking the remote!" Beast Boy said solemnly, looking at the shattered remote, labeled "184". Cyborg had taken to labeling the remotes, because they seemed to go missing a lot.
"Sorry. I'll tell him it was me." She said (dis)honestly.
"Really? Because knowing you, you'll just not say anything at all…"
"No, I will."
Just as they were starting to get comfortable with each other's company, Aqualad walked in, accompanied by a short girl with brown hair. She was looking at him, fascinated.
"So… you're a superhero?" she asked, amazed.
Aqualad nodded, and winked at Raven and BB, before walking in the direction of the roof. No, wait, that's vertical. So he walked in the direction of the stairs to the roof.
When he had left, the two of them started to laugh again, causing a cushion to explode, giving Beast Boy a face full of feathers.
"Hey!" he yelled, spitting feathers out of his mouth. "I'll get you for that!"
He grabbed a handful of feathers and threw them at Raven, who shook out her hair competitively. She smiled, and the feathers were surrounded with black energy.
The two of them became immersed in their feather fight (aw…). After exploding a few more pillows, Raven sent her father on a lovely Caribbean cruise, where he would not be able to screw up her emotions. Little did he know, a tsunami was about to hit the exact location of the cruise boat (thanks Chelss for that one) So Raven was free to feel emotions now. They had gotten the whole room covered in tiny little white down feathers, and they were even more covered. Soon they looked like two very large baby penguins, shrieking with laughter. It was so much fun, they didn't notice as Robin, Starfire, and Cyborg walked in (Terra, Bee, Aqualad and random girl had gone out for a swim in the lake (random I know))
"What the hell are you two doing?" Robin asked.
They froze, and the feathers slowly drifted to the ground. Beast Boy took one look around, then burst out laughing again, and fell on the floor. Raven soon had to sit down so she wouldn't do the same.
"I suggest you don't ask," Cyborg… er… suggested. (Wow, creative.)
"No, I want to know," Robin protested.
"It's just the Raven version of a pillow fight," Beast Boy explained happily.
"You mean we were laughing insanely at Aqualad and a pillow exploded in your face," corrected Raven.
"Fine, be specific," Beast Boy yelled. Wow, having a bad day Beast Boy?
Raven smiled. "Oh, and by the way, my father was killed in a tragic tsunami accident, and now I can feel again!" Raven exclaimed excitedly. "Cool, I exclaimed something excitedly!" she added.
Robin raised an eyebrow. "Are you sure you two aren't just really drunk?" he asked cautiously.
"Uh… no," Beast Boy admitted. "I mean, it is 1:00 a.m., there's a fridge full of alcohol, and I can't remember what I've been doing for the last three hours." (I KNOW there's no alcohol in their fridge!)
"Right… well let's get back to life," Robin suggested, and walked off with Starfire. Cyborg winked, and set off for the lake, where Bee, Aqualad, random girl, and Terra were hanging out.
"Dude, Beyblade's on in like 3 minutes!" he exclaimed, and ran to the couch.
She stared at him, shocked. "Uh… I won't ask."
THE END OF THE CHAPPA MON!
Come back to see how far Terra will go to get BB back! And what Raven will do now that she can feel! So read on!
PS- Have you seen Shark Tale? That movie is SO cool!
"Hey Boss, it's Lenny! He was wearing a disguise so we wouldn't recognise him, but now he's not wearing a disguise... so we DO recognise him!"
LMAO I love that movie!